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Who knows? The love of your life might be here! All the single men are GODLY and all the single ladies are virgins...........for the most part.
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The quote is from the description of this forum, and I feel it should be changed. One should not have had sexual intercourse without first being married by God. We should not accept those who have not saved themselves for marriage. I do not find this funny, nor will I allow this to shown on a forum thats sole purpose is to spread the true word of God. -
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I have to be honest friend, what is truly offensive is the fact that you a new person to our forum, decided on you own that our rules do not apply to you. Now take your self over to the Introduction Forum and create a thread. The contents of said thread should and will include your favorite Bible verse, the name of the church you attend, the name of your Pastor. Tell us why Jesus has directed you to our little church and lastly give us your testimony of Jesus. -
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Hi Ricky, welcome to God's favorite forum!
There seems to be a bit of a misunderstanding, though. Allow me to explain:
A True Christian™ doesn't feel, he knows. Either you know or you don't know. Only gays and women "feel". Understandable, we listen to neither.Originally posted by Ricky Kenny View Post
Why not? And who is "we"? You aren't a) True Christian™ or b) God. We accept people solely based on what the KJV 1611 Bible says.Originally posted by Ricky Kenny View Post
And how would you go about enforcing your rule?Originally posted by Ricky Kenny View Post
The purpose of this forum is to worship God and to worship Him correctly.Originally posted by Ricky Kenny View Post
Do you have a KJV 1611 Bible at your disposal?I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Why do you fear a section for True Christian™ men and women to meet up and perhaps join in wedded matrimony? Are you suppressing some latent homosexual desires there, boy?
Be warned -The LORD knows your heart of hearts. There are no secrets from Him.May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.Comment
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You will not do what,..? You aren't a member of our congregation nor are you a forum administrator. Simply put you aren't entitled to allow anything sir.Originally posted by Ricky Kenny View Post
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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So a widow should not re-marry even though she is not a virgin? Even though Paul specifically tells her to if she's under the age of 60?
Who do you think you are?
Some of the most faithful Christians that walk this earth have pasts that would curl the hairs on your toes. But once they are saved through the power of Jesus, they are more pure and innocent than a new born baby.Drama queenComment
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What on earth are you talking about? Where does this forum ever promote premarital sex? I think it is just your sick mind that makes the jump from "almost all ladies are virgins" to "premarital sex is okay." You need to get right with Jesus, boy! He gets very angry when unsaved people falsely accuse His True Christian(tm) Servants of promoting fornication!Originally posted by Ricky Kenny View Post
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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...and what of the widows? Will you not think of their miserable, unfulfilled lives, alone and without a man to guide them?Originally posted by Ricky Kenny View Post
1Tm:5:14: I will therefore that the younger women marry, bear children, guide the house, give none occasion to the adversary to speak reproachfully.
1Tm:5:15: For some are already turned aside after Satan.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Personally, I don't trust people who have two first names.Originally posted by Ricky Kenny View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Well, I'll bet his parents are cousins....that may explain it.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostPersonally, I don't trust people who have two first names.Comment
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Let he who is without sin.......God made man. Smith and Wesson made them equalComment
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That would be me!Originally posted by LouisianaS&W View Post
1 John 3:9
Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin , because he is born of God.Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. Proverbs 23:13
Run to the KJV1611!Comment
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Jesus doesn't say that nobody should cast stones.Originally posted by LouisianaS&W View Post
He says that he who is without sin may cast stones.
And friend, he who abides in Jesus Christ is made sinfree (as 1 John 3:5-9 says).
Thus, Jesus expects True Christians(tm) to cast stones. Glory!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Me either, but my two names are so great together, they unleash a storm of awesome even greater than the mullet I used to sport.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostPersonally, I don't trust people who have two first names.Read the series of the greatest smitings in the Bible.
The 67 deadly sins of the New Testament.
Do you believe you are a sinner? God doesn't listen to the prayers of sinners.
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