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  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464

    #31
    Re: Death Prayers: Who is Next on Your List?

    I suspect my animus towards Octel Voice Processing is nearly as strong as God's. We should all pray that He will Process Octel shortly.
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    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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    • Johnnyboy
      True Christian™ fisherman
      • Jun 2009
      • 801

      #32
      Re: Death Prayers: Who is Next on Your List?

      Heres a couple I'd like to see buy the farm:

      Richard Simmons
      Gene Simmons
      Mick Jagger
      Any and all members of the Osmond and Jackson families
      Al Gore
      Al Frankin
      Al Pacino
      Jon and Kate Gosselin
      Lou Holtz
      Adam Sandler
      J.K. Rowling
      George Lucas
      Mr. and Mrs. David Beckham
      Gary Coleman

      Yours In Christ,
      Last edited by Johnnyboy; 09-15-2009, 10:28 PM. Reason: Had to add a few more

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      • Ofc. Don W. Richards
        True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 491

        #33
        Re: Death Prayers: Who is Next on Your List?

        Here's some of the folks on my death-prayer list:

        Every democrat in America

        James Randi

        Steven Hawking

        Jon Stewart

        That Bruno queer
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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #34
          Re: Death Prayers: Who is Next on Your List?

          How about Gary Busey? He was 'friends' with Patrick Swayze and is a degenerate druggie. He's been looking rather weak, recently. Maybe he's on his way out?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #35
            Re: Death Prayers: Who is Next on Your List?

            Burt Reynolds. I can't even begin to imagine how many young men were recruited to sodomy by that mustache.
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            • Don Bozo el Guapo
              God's Pincushion
              • Apr 2008
              • 651

              #36
              Re: Death Prayers: Who is Next on Your List?

              La Migra.
              Canook Touristas.
              Fat Euro Trash Touristas in Speedos.
              Border Patrol.
              Any One who wants thier Jack Daniels on the Rocks.
              Any One connected to or watching Reality T.V.
              Any One who picks thier child up by the arm.
              Jason Cambell.
              Wrestling with Demons.
              Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
              LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29457

                #37
                Re: Death Prayers: Who is Next on Your List?

                Richard Gere
                The Olsen twins
                Naomi Campbell
                Any pop girl singer or group
                Cher
                Paula Abdul
                Any parent that gets pregnant with a retard. We must keep the bad out!
                Any man or woman who does underware advertisments
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #38
                  Re: Death Prayers: Who is Next on Your List?

                  Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                  Burt Reynolds. I can't even begin to imagine how many young men were recruited to sodomy by that mustache.
                  Good point Sister. Yes, Burt Reyonolds recruited a lot of men into depravity. That infamous picture of him naked on a fur rug was an utter moral outrage. I personally can't what for the day Jesus avenges all those poor, poor young men for their moments of weakness and toss Reynolds mustache first into the lake of fire.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • Don Bozo el Guapo
                    God's Pincushion
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 651

                    #39
                    Re: Death Prayers: Who is Next on Your List?

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Any man or woman who does underware advertisments
                    Can we make an exception for the Teri Garr Hanes for women spot ? She was pretty hot for 50.
                    Wrestling with Demons.
                    Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
                    LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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                    • TC Patriot
                      AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                      True Christian™
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 1060

                      #40
                      Re: Death Prayers: Who is Next on Your List?

                      The Pope

                      The Dalai Lama

                      All Commies and Socialists

                      ACORN

                      Levi Johnston

                      Olympia Snow

                      Bill Clinton

                      Al Franken

                      Nancy Pelosi

                      Barney Frank

                      Michael Moore

                      Jesus loves Dick



                      Cheney/Palin 2012

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                      • Hank
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 405

                        #41
                        Re: Death Prayers: Who is Next on Your List?

                        I just want to pray for Obama. Thtas the most important one.
                        Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                        GOD HATES FAGS
                        Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                        DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                        WHITE AND PROUD

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #42
                          Re: Death Prayers: Who is Next on Your List?

                          The black racists of the NFL for attacking Brother Limbaugh for his TRUE American Dream(r) of owning a foot ball team. The man's persecution for being PWBW (prosperous while being while) is outrageous to color blind Christian like me.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • Atheist are evil
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 31

                            #43
                            Re: Death Prayers: Who is Next on Your List?

                            I'm now praying for the death of many atheist-dawinist sinners:

                            -Sam Harris
                            -Matt Dillahunty
                            -PZ Mayers
                            -Bertrand Russel

                            May God send them to the lake of fire before they corrupt any more of Hi's beloved children.
                            "I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." –Pat Robertson

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                            • blueddha
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 2

                              #44
                              Re: Death Prayers: Who is Next on Your List?

                              haha death prayers? Why not just call a spade a spade and place a fatwah on them?

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                              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                True Christian™ Televangelist
                                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 8622

                                #45
                                Re: Death Prayers: Who is Next on Your List?

                                We are not Godless muslims. A fatwa is a specific order to kill someone, like a hit placed on someone with a public contract. We don't engage in mafia activities like that. On the other hand, we can pray to our Lord to deliver us from our enemies, which is the Christian thing to do.

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