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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414
    #16
    Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

    Originally posted by Brizzle View Post
    I
    He could have simply sat him down, talked to him, tried to show him the merits of your beliefs.
    What makes you think he just started off by whacking the sodomite with his Bible? I've no doubt that the attempt to physically drive the demons out didn't start until the wicced starting mouthing obscenities.
    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

    Blogging for CHRIST!
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      • GOD=life
        WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 3263
        #17
        Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

        Originally posted by Brizzle View Post
        Can you truly not see the wrong in what he did?
        And can you see nothing wrong with being possessed by a demon?
        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
        Matthew 7:22         Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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          • A Follower
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2010
            • 872
            #18
            Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

            Even wiccans have been created by God, they live on God's earth and Jesus died for their sins. They obviously are subject to Christian discipline.

            If they really hated God they shouldn't have chosen to be born on OUR planet!
            Leviticus 26:15-16
            And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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              • Drizzle
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jan 2010
                • 71
                #19
                Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                Originally posted by A Follower View Post
                Even wiccans have been created by God, they live on God's earth and Jesus died for their sins. They obviously are subject to Christian discipline.

                If they really hated God they shouldn't have chosen to be born on OUR planet!
                Excuse me, did you choose to be born on this planet? Or born at all, for that matter.
                I wasn't aware it was a choice you could make like when ordering at the drive-thru.

                Think before you post.

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                  • SayvedByTheLord
                    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2007
                    • 3151
                    #20
                    Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                    Why can't the atheists just leave him alone. It seems like every couple of years or so they concoct ridiculous charges. Pastor Zeke only thinks about the souls that he must save.

                    The last time this happened they injected him with drugs, and subjected him to waterboarding, trying to get him to renounce Jesus. As a congregation we must stand firm with our Pastor, I for one plan to start loading clips.

                    Jesus is not happy


                    Leviticus 26:27-29

                    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                      • True Disciple
                        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2445
                        #21
                        Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                        This is terrible news! Ron, the lab assistant of Exorcism at the Creation Research Lab, called me ten minutes ago to come and help. We are all terribly shocked here, but we have a lot of documented cases of successful exorcism by Pastor Ezekiel's hands, more than a hundred of them. I think they will make a reasonable impression, even though the secular authorities are not generally known for their objectivity in cases like this. We need to pray for our Pastor!
                        Sweet Lord Jesus,
                        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                        Amen.

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                          • GOD=life
                            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 3263
                            #22
                            Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                            Originally posted by Brizzle View Post
                            Excuse me, did you choose to be born on this planet?
                            We didn't CHOOSE for wiccans to be born on this planet. We can't they be born on another planet? Why do they insist on bothering a Christian planet?

                            Originally posted by Brizzle View Post
                            Or born at all, for that matter.
                            We are against abortion, madam.
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22                             Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 12414
                                #23
                                Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                                Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                                I for one plan to start loading clips.
                                Purely as a way to keep your anxious hands busy, of course. And for those who misunderstand or have low level reading comprehension skills, he's talking about FILM clips, a hobby of his!
                                Posted via Prayer

                                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                Blogging for CHRIST!
                                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                                  • SayvedByTheLord
                                    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                                    True Christian™
                                    • May 2007
                                    • 3151
                                    #24
                                    Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                    Purely as a way to keep your anxious hands busy, of course. And for those who misunderstand or have low level reading comprehension skills, he's talking about FILM clips, a hobby of his!
                                    Thank you for clarifying this for the ignorant who are here Sister. I will document this travesty on film for all to witness.


                                    Leviticus 26:27-29

                                    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                                    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                                    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                                      • GOD=life
                                        WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jan 2010
                                        • 3263
                                        #25
                                        Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                                        My family will pray for Pastor Ezekiel's release!

                                        God will make his captors see their folly and realize that the Pastor was the victim here.
                                        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                        Matthew 7:22                                         Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                                          • Levi Jones
                                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                             
                                            • Jul 2009
                                            • 13930
                                            #26
                                            Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                                            Me and a few boys were thinking about doing a little Acts 12:7 intercession for Zeke, sans the smiting him on the side.
                                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                              • James Dewitt
                                                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                                • Jan 2010
                                                • 6267
                                                #27
                                                Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                                                If funds are needed by the joo lawyers and Landover, My checking account is yours. I can wire or transfer money,any time of the day or night. We must see to it that Pastor Ezekiel is freed and his good name cleared immediately. I will pray until he is a free man

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                                                  • Cranky Old Man
                                                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                    You kids get off his lawn!
                                                     
                                                    • Jan 2010
                                                    • 22371
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                                                    Originally posted by Brizzle View Post
                                                    Think before you post.
                                                    Now if only there was a way to get you to do that.
                                                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                                      • Ofc. Don W. Richards
                                                        True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 491
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                                                        I just now found out about this. Rest assured, I am on my way down to the jail right now.

                                                        This isn't happening on my watch.
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                                                          • SUV
                                                            True Christian™ Princess
                                                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                                                            Have at it, anytime!
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 11027
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                                                            God 'n' JESUS - not again. Dear Lord, how has he offended thee?

                                                            It is my Belief that Obammy must be behind it. Because he knows that if Pastor Ezekiel sets his sights on the White House, he is 'toast'

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