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  • ImFromIceland
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    • Jun 2010
    • 3

    #481
    Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

    well, im from Iceland and i dont live in an igloo? no one in Iceland lives in an igloo
    why do you think that? =)

    have you ever been to Iceland? I guess not..

    almost everyone in Iceland are Christian.

    About that volcanic eruption, nobody got killed, and even nobody got hurt, none of the animals were injured and everything is fine =)

    I really dont think that its very wise to talk about something that you dont know anything about

    and whats wrong with gay people?

    please dont be so ignorant, its sad to see how ignorant most of you can be


    this is not supposed to be hateful in any way, just to clear this "misunderstanding"

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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #482
      Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

      Originally posted by ImFromIceland View Post
      well, im from Iceland and i dont live in an igloo? no one in Iceland lives in an igloo
      why do you think that? =)
      You tunnel into the glaciers?

      have you ever been to Iceland? I guess not..
      Too frightening. What if I bumped into Bjork?

      almost everyone in Iceland are Christian.
      Um no. I know of only 2 out of 300,000. The rest are false Christians.

      About that volcanic eruption, nobody got killed, and even nobody got hurt, none of the animals were injured and everything is fine =)
      It's not over yet. You're being given some time to repent and come to Christ. The Lord is merciful. But if you do not turn from your sinful ways get ready to say hi to Katla and Hekla. And goodbye to life. And hi again to Hell.

      I really don't think that its very wise to talk about something that you dont know anything about

      and whats wrong with gay people?
      God hates them. They are an abomination. Have you not read the Bible?

      please dont be so ignorant, its sad to see how ignorant most of you can be
      Read my response immediately above.


      this is not supposed to be hateful in any way, just to clear this "misunderstanding"
      The best way for you to clear your misunderstanding of God's will would be for you to pick up a copy of the KJV Bible and read it, cover to cover.

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      • ImFromIceland
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        • Jun 2010
        • 3

        #483
        Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
        You tunnel into the glaciers?
        we dont tunnel into the glaciers and we dont live in them ? so how can we live in igloos? we live in normal houses like you..

        and we are not eskimos, we dont look like this: http://www.firstpeople.us/photograph...r-and-baby.jpg

        we actually look pretty similar to the Americans.. except were not McDonalds loving creatures like you

        how can we not be christian if we believe in God?

        whats it called to believe in God? Christianity I guess..

        You were attacked by terrorist and a lot of people got killed..
        a volcano erupted in Iceland and no one got killed..

        hmm how strange..

        please consider this before answering me

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #484
          Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

          Originally posted by ImFromIceland View Post
          well, im from Iceland and i dont live in an igloo? no one in Iceland lives in an igloo
          why do you think that? =)
          I think you think you don't live in an igloo, but as an American, I know better.

          Originally posted by ImFromIceland View Post
          have you ever been to Iceland? I guess not..
          Why would I want to do that, nanook?

          Originally posted by ImFromIceland View Post
          almost everyone in Iceland are Christian.
          Lutherans are not real Christians. They ordain women and condone homosexuality.

          Originally posted by ImFromIceland View Post
          About that volcanic eruption, nobody got killed, and even nobody got hurt, none of the animals were injured and everything is fine =)
          I'm sure that's what your eskimo leaders want you to think. I hear that is the lie they are spreading.

          Originally posted by ImFromIceland View Post
          and whats wrong with gay people?
          Besides the Bible saying they deserve death? Not much.

          Originally posted by ImFromIceland View Post
          this is not supposed to be hateful in any way, just to clear this "misunderstanding"
          I hear you loud and clear, seal clubber.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #485
            Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

            Originally posted by ImFromIceland View Post
            how can we not be christian if we believe in God?
            All the answers you need are in the Holy Bible.

            Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

            Originally posted by ImFromIceland View Post
            You were attacked by terrorist and a lot of people got killed..
            New York City is not in any way, shape or form part of Real America.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Brother Enoch
              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2008
              • 4392

              #486
              Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

              Originally posted by ImFromIceland View Post
              we dont tunnel into the glaciers and we dont live in them ? so how can we live in igloos? we live in normal houses like you..
              My house isn't made of ice. And it doesn't melt in the summer.


              and we are not eskimos, we dont look like this: http://www.firstpeople.us/photograph...r-and-baby.jpg

              we actually look pretty similar to the Americans.. except were not McDonalds loving creatures like you
              Americans also aren't covered in 2 layers of frost and one of volcanic ash.

              how can we not be christian if we believe in God?
              What an insane thing to say. Joos believe in God, Mooslimbs believe in God. Heck Hindus believe in thousands of Gods. Does that make them Christians too?

              whats it called to believe in God? Christianity I guess..
              No. Did your school melt early this year?

              You were attacked by terrorist and a lot of people got killed..
              a volcano erupted in Iceland and no one got killed..
              Joo Yorkers were killed, no great loss. And your volcanoes aren't finished yet.

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              • KingAdrian
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jun 2010
                • 9

                #487
                Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                Amen to that Brother. It is amazing how, even as there can be no dispute that God is punishing them each and every day, they still refuse to kneel for Jesus.
                You dare speak for God?
                God may aswell have blessed Europe, considering Air Traffic stopped which let Earth catch it's breath.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #488
                  Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                  Originally posted by KingAdrian View Post
                  You dare speak for God?
                  God may aswell have blessed Europe, considering Air Traffic stopped which let Earth catch it's breath.
                  You're nothing but a tree-hugging anarcho-communist with absolutely zero to offer society. You have no consideration for the millions of people and businesses who have suffered losses due to the Icelandic volcano.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • KingAdrian
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 9

                    #489
                    Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                    Oh? I thought you guys said it was their punishment so why shred a tear for the millions of people and businesses?
                    Tell me how you know that God loves capitalism, and how you know I have nothing to offer society? unless you're saying that you are the voice of god?

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                    • James Dewitt
                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 6267

                      #490
                      Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                      =KingAdrian;543782]O
                      h? I thought you guys said it was their punishment so why shred a tear for the millions of people and businesses?
                      The Eskimos on Iceland we shed no tears, other Christians who where affected yes.

                      Tell me how you know that God loves capitalism, and how you know I have nothing to offer society? unless you're saying that you are the voice of god?
                      We are not the voice of God, we jsut spread His word.

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                      • KingAdrian
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 9

                        #491
                        Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                        There are no eskimos on Iceland

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                        • James Dewitt
                          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6267

                          #492
                          Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                          Originally posted by KingAdrian View Post
                          There are no eskimos on Iceland
                          What are theses chopped liver?
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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22878

                            #493
                            Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                            Iceland is upsetting our nigras:

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                            Stop it! It makes them uppity!
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • True Disciple
                              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                              Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                              Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 2445

                              #494
                              Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                              Originally posted by KingAdrian View Post
                              Oh? I thought you guys said it was their punishment so why shred a tear for the millions of people and businesses?
                              Tell me how you know that God loves capitalism, and how you know I have nothing to offer society? unless you're saying that you are the voice of god?
                              Ah, well, God loves money:

                              Haggai 2:8:
                              The silver is mine, and the gold is mine, saith the LORD of hosts.


                              And you are useless to society:

                              Proverbs 10:23:
                              It is as sport to a fool to do mischief: but a man of understanding hath wisdom.
                              Sweet Lord Jesus,
                              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                              Amen.

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                              • BelieverInGod
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                                • Feb 2010
                                • 9269

                                #495
                                Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                                Originally posted by KingAdrian View Post
                                There are no eskimos on Iceland
                                Alright, Sami's then.

                                That's like saying there's no Moose in Europe because you call them Elk.
                                Drama queen

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