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  • My request. (DENIED!)

    My prayer request is for you all in this church.

    Dear heavenly Father, please be with these who have gathered in fellowship in your name. Your love and your understanding is great, and your patience is beyond measure. But for this community I worry. Please give them your love, and teach them to love again. Please Heavenly Lord, bless these here with kindness that so far seems lacking. In Jesus's name, Amen.

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    Re: My request.

    Originally posted by Matchbox_On_Fire View Post
    My prayer request is for you all in this church.

    Dear heavenly Father, please be with these who have gathered in fellowship in your name. Your love and your understanding is great, and your patience is beyond measure. But for this community I worry. Please give them your love, and teach them to love again. Please Heavenly Lord, bless these here with kindness that so far seems lacking. In Jesus's name, Amen.
    Your willingness to pray for us is admirable, but I'm afraid God doesn't answer the prayers of people who blaspheme Him on a regular basis. Have you thought yet of accepting Jesus Christ as Your Personal Lord and Saviour(tm)?
    Sweet Lord Jesus,
    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

    Amen.

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    • #3
      Re: My request.

      Originally posted by Matchbox_On_Fire View Post
      My prayer request is for you all in this church.

      Dear heavenly Father, please be with these who have gathered in fellowship in your name. Your love and your understanding is great, and your patience is beyond measure. But for this community I worry. Please give them your love, and teach them to love again. Please Heavenly Lord, bless these here with kindness that so far seems lacking. In Jesus's name, Amen.
      Please LORD give this poor fellow a brain.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • #4
        Re: My request.

        Originally posted by Matchbox_On_Fire View Post
        My prayer request is for you all in this church.

        Dear heavenly Father, please be with these who have gathered in fellowship in your name. Your love and your understanding is great, and your patience is beyond measure. But for this community I worry. Please give them your love, and teach them to love again. Please Heavenly Lord, bless these here with kindness that so far seems lacking. In Jesus's name, Amen.
        Are you implying that we don't love? Everything we do is done out of love! We're not kind? Would it be kind of us to not correct sinners and thus increase the likelihood of them burning in eternal Hellfire? I think not!

        We express our kindness and show our boundless love for others by CORRECTING them when they are in ERROR! As a parent does with a child.

        You're welcome.

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        • #5
          Re: My request.

          Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
          Your willingness to pray for us is admirable, but I'm afraid God doesn't answer the prayers of people who blaspheme Him on a regular basis. Have you thought yet of accepting Jesus Christ as Your Personal Lord and Saviour™?
          Thankyou for saying it is admirable. And yos I have accepted Jesus as my hope. I hope you will consider my prayer request also. Even if I am as evil as you suggest, why would a prayer for God teaching his love to His flock be wrong? If my prayer would not be heard, would you still not pray the same?

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          Please LORD give this poor fellow a brain.
          Thankyou.

          Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
          Are you implying that we don't love? Everything we do is done out of love! We're not kind? Would it be kind of us to not correct sinners and thus increase the likelihood of them burning in eternal Hellfire? I think not!

          We express our kindness and show our boundless love for others by CORRECTING them when they are in ERROR! As a parent does with a child.

          You're welcome.
          If I am wrong, then God who hears my prayers also know's I am wrong. In which case there is still no harm in the prayer. Correcting is a form of love, not it's not alway love, but something else. I'm sorry for any wrong I've spoken against you with this request. And all it is is a request for prayer. Good luck in your walk, and I hope you all well.

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          • #6
            Re: My request.

            I am naturally disturbed that you seem to think that your judgment supersedes that of God. We love and are love in precisely the way that God ordained that love shall be. If this were not so, how could Landover be "God's Favorite Church"?
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            • #7
              Re: My request.

              Originally posted by Matchbox_On_Fire View Post
              If I am wrong, then God who hears my prayers also know's I am wrong.
              You bet ya. And it's "Who" BTW. He's God, not some punk.

              In which case there is still no harm in the prayer
              Seems to me you have no respect for God.

              Correcting is a form of love, not it's not alway love, but something else.
              Ehm, this is a Christian forum, not an Oprah spin-off.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • #8
                Re: My request.

                Take your passive aggressive, back-handed prayer elsewhere, hypocrite.

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                • #9
                  Re: My request.

                  Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                  Take your passive aggressive, back-handed prayer elsewhere, hypocrite.
                  Absolutely Brother HB! We at Landover are True Christians. Matchbox obviously has never read the Bible. He will never really know Christ!

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                  • #10
                    Re: My request. (DENIED!)

                    Originally posted by Matchbox_On_Fire View Post
                    My prayer request is for you all in this church.

                    Dear heavenly Father, please be with these who have gathered in fellowship in your name. Your love and your understanding is great, and your patience is beyond measure. But for this community I worry. Please give them your love, and teach them to love again. Please Heavenly Lord, bless these here with kindness that so far seems lacking. In Jesus's name, Amen.
                    Amen.

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                    • #11
                      Re: My request. (DENIED!)

                      Friends,

                      Let us remember Christ's teachings on prayer please
                      Matthew 6:5-6 (King James Version)

                      5And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

                      6But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

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