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  • #16
    Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    1. That they will still get to Heaven even though they've spit in Jesus' beautiful face.
    They don't believe in anything of that sort, since they don't believe there's a Heaven to get into, in the first place.

    2. That we came from monkeys or eggs or worms or whatever it is this week.
    This isn't true, either. No one believes we came from monkeys (nor eggs or worms, for that matter). Apes and humans evolved from a common ancestor. Think of it as branching paths.

    3. That they can lead a moral life without the benefit of Scripture.
    This one's true.

    4. Communism.
    I mean, I imagine some of them are, but then others are hardcore capitalists, socialists, Keynesians, Marxists, Statists, and everything in between.

    5. Darwin is a god.
    This is just blatantly false. They might recognize him as being crucial to the advancement of evolutionary theory, but no one thinks of him as a god.

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    • #17
      Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

      Originally posted by Toot11 View Post
      It's not a belief system. It's literally one belief: that god doesn't exist. Nothing else.
      And you all worship monkeys and pray to your pope Richard Dawkings. We know all about you atheist scum.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #18
        Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        And you all worship monkeys and pray to your pope Richard Dawkings. We know all about you atheist scum.
        You got a source for that? Or at least... something, because as it stands now, it's just conjecture. No atheists worships anything, be it monkeys or Dawkins.

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        • #19
          Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

          Originally posted by Toot11 View Post
          You got a source for that? Or at least... something, because as it stands now, it's just conjecture. No atheists worships anything, be it monkeys or Dawkins.
          How dare you question a Senior Pastor...the Senior Pastor!



          Oh, that's right: without the moral compass provided by Scripture you have absolutely nothing to base your moral decisions on.

          My bad.



          Carry on.

          YiC,

          Zech
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          • #20
            Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
            Oh, that's right: without the moral compass provided by Scripture you have absolutely nothing to base your moral decisions on.
            If you get your morals from some book, I'd be more than a little concerned. You should be a decent person for the sake of being a decent person. If all that's stopping you from being a terrible person, I'm scared of you.

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            • #21
              Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

              Originally posted by Toot11 View Post
              ...You should be a decent person for the sake of being a decent person...
              And in return for that, you offer what? Some "good feelings" from those in your immediate surroundings, followed by nothing, forever?

              OTOH, God in the Bible offers eternal life for simple, perfect, lifelong obedience to His hundreds of complex, obscure, random to the point of ridiculous strictures.

              You're really going to have to do better.

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              • #22
                Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                And in return for that, you offer what? Some "good feelings" from those in your immediate surroundings, followed by nothing, forever?

                OTOH, God in the Bible offers eternal life for simple, perfect, lifelong obedience to His hundreds of complex, obscure, random to the point of ridiculous strictures.
                No, because you shouldn't need a reward to be a just person.

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                • #23
                  Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

                  Originally posted by Toot11 View Post
                  No, because you shouldn't need a reward to be a just person.
                  You're confused. One doesn't base justice on anything more than personal gratification when they reject the moral code of Christ Jesus, as laid out clearly in the Holy Bible. Sadly, what gratifies the atheist is hardly ever good.


                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

                    Originally posted by Toot11 View Post
                    No, because you shouldn't need a reward to be a just person.
                    Such a noble sentiment. That (and $5) will get you a small, plain coffee at Starbucks.

                    Unfortunately, humans (and every other animal in existence) are hard-wired to be selfish. What may seem like altruism rarely is. The reward for "selfless" behaviour can be difficult to discern, or connect to the actions in question, but it is there, and always sought.

                    That being said, I'd rather you do things in order to feel better about yourself than to impress whatever deity you've been brainwashed into worshipping. It's much less likely to involve inflicting needless suffering on others.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                      Such a noble sentiment. That (and $5) will get you a small, plain coffee at Starbucks.

                      Unfortunately, humans (and every other animal in existence) are hard-wired to be selfish. What may seem like altruism rarely is. The reward for "selfless" behaviour can be difficult to discern, or connect to the actions in question, but it is there, and always sought.

                      That being said, I'd rather you do things in order to feel better about yourself than to impress whatever deity you've been brainwashed into worshipping. It's much less likely to involve inflicting needless suffering on others.
                      I have to disagree. Look at people like Pastor Ezekiel that work very hard every day to make the world a better place.
                      You won't find any selfishness in this man's soul and many others in Landover. Because faith gives you more energy then any selfishness.

                      I mean what you say is that animals are selfish and so humans must be, too.
                      Then tell me why ants don't pray to God?
                      -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                      -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                      -Holocaust Jokes
                      -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                      -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                      -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                      -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                      -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                      • #26
                        Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

                        Titus, I attended military school when I was a boy, which, as Donald Trump has said, is basically the same as being in the military. I wonder if I might be able to help you with your organization.

                        I'll need a free hand, and several of your strongest, most virile, clean-limbed young men will have to report directly to me.
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                        • #27
                          Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                          Such a noble sentiment. That (and $5) will get you a small, plain coffee at Starbucks.
                          Starbucks coffee cups are not for coffee! Godly studies have shown that they are intended to be grain silos.
                          Proverbs 3:5
                          Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

                            So, war on women rights...ok, lets see where this goes.
                            For people who only have a 2000 year old book with no clear evidence within to support their theory, you seem pretty sure of ehat to do. Stil, even that way it just does not seem right.
                            I mean, even when you say it. "Hey people, lets declare war on women rights." Really ?
                            Beside, you need the public to agree. Most of Earth's population IS women, because they live longer (already evidencied). How are you going to do it ?

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                            • #29
                              Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

                              Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                              Men of the Landover Baptist Church!


                              Today I have an important announcement to make.

                              The millions of immigrants flooding Europe are not only a problem. They are a chance! Today I created a new movement called the IAWR -"Immigrants against woman rights" and I have already gathered a huge group of 6 North African men to help me with our cause.

                              Yes, at the end these people are enemies of God, but never forget what Christian warfare is all about: The enemy of my enemy is my Friend.

                              The goal is that more and more of these barbaric dogs join my movement with me as their Supreme Leader and together we will turn down woman right's until all woman on this planet are liberated from the unnatural right's they unfairly possess. Because that is what God wants after all.


                              Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. -Genesis 3:16



                              But this is just the beginning, I will now use this important moment to say that my loyalty will always belong to the Landover Baptist Church. Even if millions of immigrants are under my command, I will always be a True Christian Brother™ to the Landover Baptist Church.

                              A few moments ago a guy named "mohammed from Syria" called my phone and asked if he gets "blonde German woman" if he joins my group. And I said yes,:" Yes , Mohammed! You will get as many as u want! As long as u do whatever I say and never question any order." He agreed in his filthy arabic accent but it doesn't matter. What matters is that I can use him.

                              I can see now that Germany has a bright future. There is no question that once the army I have is strong enough that we can take on Angela and every single femnazi that is poisoning this country since decades.
                              And for every bomb these femnazis throw at us, we will throw 5 bombs back. Every woman we find outside the kitchen or the bedroom will be considered a terrorist and enemy combatant!

                              My friend Hans Gruber has already made plans for future "IAWR-Camps" where no tampons are served and femnazi-prisoners have to make the ultimative decision:" Baking pie or beeing baked!"

                              Today we are 10, tomorrow we will be 20 and next week we are 100. And next year we are thousands! And once Germany is liberated, the rest of Europe will follow, and Russia and then the whole world!

                              Let us all thank God, the Creator of the Universe that He has blessed us and our generation so we can experience these great times!

                              Titus Templeton, 1th January, 2016
                              IAWR Command Centre
                              Munich, Germany
                              Dude women are allowed, and need to have rights. People that want to take that away are very bad. I actually have a sister that is all for women's rights. Its ok for them to have some you know?
                              Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!"

                                Originally posted by Just a person View Post
                                So, war on women rights...ok, lets see where this goes.
                                For people who only have a 2000 year old book with no clear evidence within to support their theory,
                                Srsly?

                                Ephesians 5:23-24
                                23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
                                24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so [let] the wives [be] to their own husbands in every thing.

                                1 Timothy 2:11-14
                                11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
                                12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                                13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
                                14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.


                                I hope that was convincing, dear. It's the Word of God Himself.

                                Beside, you need the public to agree. Most of Earth's population IS women, because they live longer (already evidencied).
                                You're forgetting about hundreds of cultures where boys are favored and baby girls are either killed or allowed to die - which adds onto the fact that slightly more boys than girls are being born. Also, women living longer is a Western thing - in many places on Earth women still commonly die in childbirth.

                                Originally posted by Reaper42 View Post
                                Dude women are allowed, and need to have rights. People that want to take that away are very bad. I actually have a sister that is all for women's rights. Its ok for them to have some you know?
                                Not according to the Bible, dear.
                                God created fossils to test our faith.

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                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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