How to grab a woman by the pussy, the right way

[Brother Gonzalez]

Hi Brothers in Christ.

Now that everything is back to normal, and Donald is the new leader of the world, I have to ask this, because I am planning a vacation trip to the US (only tourism, I don't plan to stay there. As you know, I am a reverse xenophobic). I don't want to arrive there and lose the opportunity to grab a woman by the pussy, the new touristic attraction in God's favorite land.

I have never experienced such a thing with an unknown woman. So I have to ask the more experienced Brothers:

-Do you have to be famous or any man can grab freely?
-Do you choose randomly the woman to grab? Or do you have to ask questions first (e.g. if is she married; I guess not because that did not stop Donald)
-Is there a limit of pussies to grab? Is that a daily, weekly, monthly or life limit?
-Is this permitted by Biblical Law? I know it is permitted by secular law, because the President does it. But I cannot find the word "pussy" in my KJV. Could you help me?




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[Nobar King]

Re: How to grab a woman by the pussy, the right way

It really depends on the message that you're trying to get across. You might be trying to tell some ugly bitch get the piffle away from me, or you might be trying to send a gentle message like, "please come meet me in my hotel room, later."

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: How to grab a woman by the pussy, the right way

Hi Brothers in Christ.

Now that everything is back to normal, and Donald is the new leader of the world, I have to ask this, because I am planning a vacation trip to the US (only tourism, I don't plan to stay there. As you know, I am a reverse xenophobic). I don't want to arrive there and lose the opportunity to grab a woman by the pussy, the new touristic attraction in God's favorite land.

I have never experienced such a thing with an unknown woman. So I have to ask the more experienced Brothers:

-Do you have to be famous or any man can grab freely?
-Do you choose randomly the woman to grab? Or do you have to ask questions first (e.g. if is she married; I guess not because that did not stop Donald)
-Is there a limit of pussies to grab? Is that a daily, weekly, monthly or life limit?
-Is this permitted by Biblical Law? I know it is permitted by secular law, because the President does it. But I cannot find the word "pussy" in my KJV. Could you help me?




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-Do you have to be famous or any man can grab freely?

It was the MSM again trying to discredit the Donald - coming from the usual suspects, in this case the Washington (com)Post. If you read the whole transcript, you get a different story. Donald Trump was commenting on the usual Hellywood gold diggers, groupies, sluts, whores, and harlots that give their "permission" ("And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything) to "grab their pussies" - clearly not a case of "sexual assault".

Double standard and hypocrisy - you bet. The Democrats long ago turned the entire State into a den of debauchery - which is why Jesus has sent earthquakes, and more recently drought, in an effort to reform them before the "Big One" comes.

The bottom line here is that in order to grab pussy with "consent" in Hellywood you have to be a "star" or some kind of "celebrity" (or a Democrat).

. . .

Trump: "Yeah that's her with the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything."

Bush: "Whatever you want."

Trump: "Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything."

. . .

http://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2016-37595321

-Do you choose randomly the woman to grab? Or do you have to ask questions first (e.g. if is she married; I guess not because that did not stop Donald)
-Is there a limit of pussies to grab? Is that a daily, weekly, monthly or life limit?
-Is this permitted by Biblical Law? I know it is permitted by secular law, because the President does it. But I cannot find the word "pussy" in my KJV. Could you help me?


The Bible (KJV1611) does permit these kinds of things, but there is some limitation - you have to be a King. As the saying goes, it's good to be the King.

And he had seven hundred wives, princesses, and three hundred concubines: and his wives turned away his heart.

- 1 Kings 11:3

[Ph0enix808]

Re: How to grab a woman by the pussy, the right way

First you need to make sure you are married to the women otherwise you are committing premarital sex or are cheating on your current wife.

then make sure you do it with your right hand

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: How to grab a woman by the pussy, the right way

First you need to make sure you are married to the women otherwise you are committing premarital sex or are cheating on your current wife.

then make sure you do it with your right hand

Mmm, that's not the way Donald did it and Donald cannot be wrong. Do you have the exact Bible quote where it says that pre-marital grabbing of the pussy is forbidden?

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: How to grab a woman by the pussy, the right way

Oy gevalt! Have you idiots lost your mind?
I can't believe this thread exists. One of the reasons why you men can't understand why Not MY President Elect Trump's lewd statement is so offensive to ladies (LADIES, PLEASE SPEAK UP HERE) is that if a woman said something about grabbing our private parts, most of us would be ecstatic about it. MEN ARE PIGS when it comes to one of the most beautiful acts our G_D created for us.


Perhaps it would be helpful for you to picture it this way: Imagine that it is a huge-muscled, hairy cowboy that walks up to you and grabs your junk. How would you react? (Other than the obvious closeted homos in this church who would love it) THAT might be a little different, huh? Well, that's how women feel when they are treated like objects. There is no doubt that some of the women here would welcome a grab and would probably grab back. But a decent sister of G_D would react in a most different way, with fear, decency, and feelings of violation.


May G_D have mercy. May G_D sent Messiah before our land is overrun with the dictatorial and shameless morals of the idiot who has been elected by redneck idiots.


LORD, hear my prayer and those of others who long for You to send the Man of Peace.


Michael Hezekiah, Esq
Atty at Law

[Basilissa]

Re: How to grab a woman by the pussy, the right way

I apologize for posting in the part of the forum restricted for our male members, but this called my attention:

non-Biblical rant removed

May I direct you to the books 1 Samuel and 2 Samuel where king David is listed as having many wives and concubines?

1 Samuel 18:27 Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife.

1 Samuel 25:39 And when David heard that Nabal was dead, he said, Blessed be the Lord, that hath pleaded the cause of my reproach from the hand of Nabal, and hath kept his servant from evil: for the Lord hath returned the wickedness of Nabal upon his own head. And David sent and communed with Abigail, to take her to him to wife.

1 Samuel 25:43 David also took Ahinoam of Jezreel; and they were also both of them his wives.

2 Samuel 3:3-5
3 And his second, Chileab, of Abigail the wife of Nabal the Carmelite; and the third, Absalom the son of Maacah the daughter of Talmai king of Geshur;
4 And the fourth, Adonijah the son of Haggith; and the fifth, Shephatiah the son of Abital;
5 And the sixth, Ithream, by Eglah David's wife. These were born to David in Hebron.

2 Samuel 5:13 And David took him more concubines and wives out of Jerusalem, after he was come from Hebron: and there were yet sons and daughters born to David.

2 Samuel 12:24 And David comforted Bathsheba his wife, and went in unto her, and lay with her: and she bare a son, and he called his name Solomon: and the Lord loved him.

2 Samuel 15:16 And the king went forth, and all his household after him. And the king left ten women, which were concubines, to keep the house.

Please note that all of these women were a gift from God:
2 Samuel 12:7-8
7 And Nathan said to David, Thou art the man. Thus saith the Lord God of Israel, I anointed thee king over Israel, and I delivered thee out of the hand of Saul;
8 And I gave thee thy master's house, and thy master's wives into thy bosom, and gave thee the house of Israel and of Judah; and if that had been too little, I would moreover have given unto thee such and such things.

See the connection?

David was a Godly leader -> it was OK for him to grab all pussies he desired.

Donald J. Trump () is a Godly leader -> it is OK for him to grab all pussies he desires.

Case Closed!

[Equilibrium]

Re: How to grab a woman by the pussy, the right way

I can assure you, if you grab anyone by the "pussy", you'll be charged with sexual assault. And no, they did not ask for it by how they dress, that's very rude of you to just decide.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: How to grab a woman by the pussy, the right way

What if the woman has her menstruation? I don't want my hand to be unclean.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: How to grab a woman by the pussy, the right way

What if the woman has her menstruation? I don't want my hand to be unclean.

I would think True Christians(TM) would be immune if they are following in the footsteps of the Trump of God. Or am I just being naïve?

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: How to grab a woman by the pussy, the right way

I would think True Christians™ would be immune if they are following in the footsteps of the Trump of God. Or am I just being naïve?

No you are not. I guess it takes some time, but we all can be like Donald.


And for those who oppose the free pussy grabbing, do you really want to live in a country where only the president is allowed to do some things? I though you lived in a Republic.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: How to grab a woman by the pussy, the right way

I am still confused and unsure of the actual mechanical aspects of vaginal grabbing? I admit, for most of my life as a gay by choice, it was rather easy to grope and grab strange men by the genitals, for obvious anatomical reasons. But how is the pussy to be grabbed?

Seems to me that there is no easy way to latch on to the female nether region. I suppose with severe (and elephantoid) labial deformities that there might be enough flesh to accommodate successful grasping of the snatch, but how many women have such a condition? Or is the pussy to be grabbed from inside the the undergarments, whereby digital penetration is enough to hook the slut and reel her in?

Probably prayer is required for guidance before the grabbing?

Psalm 32:8 "I will instruct thee and teach thee in the way which thou shalt go: I will guide thee with mine eye."

I'm just glad to follow in the footsteps of our new Dear Leader, President Donald J Trump, and wish to emulate him, as the most outstanding and tremendously magnificent President that there will ever be. A huge role model if there ever was one.

And I am thankful that this is in the "Men Only" forum where we can freely discuss serious sexual issues.

In Christ

[Nobar King]

Re: How to grab a woman by the pussy, the right way

You are right, brother Porter, it might be easier to just pinch that pussy.

[Des]

Re: How to grab a woman by the pussy, the right way

I can assure you, if you grab anyone by the "pussy", you'll be charged with sexual assault. And no, they did not ask for it by how they dress, that's very rude of you to just decide.

Where in the Bible does it say this is illegal? Deuteronomy 25:11 tells us that if a wife tries to break up a fight between her husband and another man and she somehow touches his privates we are to mercilessly cut off her hand. Are you perhaps confusing this passage for some non-existent passage about a man grabbing a woman by her Netherlands?

[HellJell-o]

Re: How to grab a woman by the pussy, the right way

You men are all ***lame insults removed***. So far, there has only been one man to speak out against this heinous treatment of women, and frankly, you all should have your ***animal cruelty towards arthropods removed*** filled with scorpions and then be defiled by gorillas.