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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #196
    Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

    Originally posted by Jane Britton View Post
    There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is neither male nor female; for you are all one in Christ Jesus" (Gal. 3:28)
    He's referring to those who are Saved©.

    And where does the Bible say that "God CREATED everyone equal" as you claimed?

    You need a good Christian beating, lady. Go beg your Husband to lay one on.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Jane Britton
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Oct 2011
      • 15

      #197
      Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

      how about, instead of buying children, you buy some friends? I'd suggest starting with the tv series first, and then moving on to real people.

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      • Jack O'fagan
        With faith as immovable as the Earth
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 4836

        #198
        Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

        Originally posted by Jane Britton View Post
        how about, instead of buying children, you buy some friends? I'd suggest starting with the tv series first, and then moving on to real people.
        So you have been shown that your point was Biblically wrong so you then resort to ad hominem attack. Very predictable.

        The Pastor has HUNDREDS of friends young lady. As I do not allow TV in my house I cannot respond to you other silly remark,

        YiC

        Jack
        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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        • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
          Pastor of Praise and Worship
          A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2009
          • 3890

          #199
          Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

          Originally posted by Jane Britton View Post
          You people are absolutely disgusting. From what I've seen on here, if you have anything to do with the USA, then it is not godly at all. What happened to God creating everybody equally?
          You're getting The Declaration of Independence mixed up with The Bible.

          Jesus Himself said, Matthew 15:24 "But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel."

          Originally posted by Jane Britton View Post
          Oh, wait, you are probably going to twist that so it matches your beliefs.
          How is it "twisting" if it's the Word of God?

          Originally posted by Jane Britton View Post
          Anyway, I've got better things to waste my time on. Think I might go put on a mini skirt and dance to some taylor swift music.
          I suppose if you want to dress like a whore and listen to evil music, don't heed my warnings about your eternal damnation.

          1 Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety;
          Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


          Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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          • proteastantguy
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Aug 2010
            • 488

            #200
            Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

            Just on stupid brain fart: Would it be abussive to hit ones wife everyday even though she hasn't done anything wrong? Or would it still be rightous?

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22365

              #201
              Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

              Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
              Just on stupid brain fart: Would it be abussive to hit ones wife everyday even though she hasn't done anything wrong? Or would it still be rightous?
              Nonsense! Women are stupid. That means they are doing things wrong all the time. It is completely impossible for a women to have an entire day without doing anything wrong.

              The coffee is either to hot or too cold, the bacon isn't fried properly, the eggs aren't scrambled properly, the kitchen isn't 100% spotless, annoying whining about pain in their knees caused by cleaning all night long. And that is just breakfast. Don't get me started on lunch or dinner...

              And never forget God wants all women to suffer for Eve's sins and to always obey their husbands! Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • proteastantguy
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Aug 2010
                • 488

                #202
                Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                Nonsense! Women are stupid. That means they are doing things wrong all the time. It is completely impossible for a women to have an entire day without doing anything wrong.

                The coffee is either to hot or too cold, the bacon isn't fried properly, the eggs aren't scrambled properly, the kitchen isn't 100% spotless, annoying whining about pain in their knees caused by cleaning all night long. And that is just breakfast. Don't get me started on lunch or dinner...

                And never forget God wants all women to suffer for Eve's sins and to always obey their husbands! Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."
                Thank you Sir, and you are right

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #203
                  Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                  Praise be Tesxas. Nothing warms my heart more than a daddy loving his daughter, even if she is a retard.


                  Little warms my heart more than True Christian(tm) Love.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Alphonse Alban
                    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                     
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 5724

                    #204
                    Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                    If you don't have time to go as far as spanking, you have always time for loving slap. Here's (again) common sense view of a common man.

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                    • proteastantguy
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 488

                      #205
                      Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                      Normally in Europe a man can be jailed for beating a woman, but not the other way. The world is sick

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                      • Redeemed Papist
                        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 10409

                        #206
                        Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                        Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                        Normally in Europe a man can be jailed for beating a woman, but not the other way. The world is sick
                        Are you seriously suggesting a weaker vessel could beat up a real man?
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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                        • proteastantguy
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Aug 2010
                          • 488

                          #207
                          Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                          Are you seriously suggesting a weaker vessel could beat up a real man?
                          Never, there is no way I would tolerate such things to happen.

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                          • alexthelowe
                            Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                            • Nov 2011
                            • 31

                            #208
                            Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                            If you have to beat your wife to get her to listen to you, you're a coward, pathetic, and unworthy.
                            Proverbs 6
                            [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
                            [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
                            [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                            [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

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                            • Zechariah Smyth
                              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 15251

                              #209
                              Originally posted by alexthelowe View Post
                              If you have to beat your wife to get her to listen to you, you're a coward, pathetic, and unworthy.
                              Do you have Scripture that specifically supports every one of those claims?

                              YiC,

                              Z. Smyth
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                              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 8337

                                #210
                                Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                                Originally posted by alexthelowe View Post
                                If you have to beat your wife to get her to listen to you, you're a coward, pathetic, and unworthy.
                                Admittedly, if you find that your wife always does what you tell her to do, no matter what it is, then it is sometimes acceptable to not beat her quite so hard. But if you are just being acquiescent toward your helpmeet, then it is YOU who are a pathetic, unworthy coward. Are you sure you are not allowing her to do as she pleases, instead of commanding her to submit as the Bible commands us? It is one thing to have her obedience; it is an altogether other thing to just let her run rampant and say "that's okay".
                                Colossians 3:18

                                King James Version (KJV)


                                18Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.
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