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  • Mistress Cookie
    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 6790

    #211
    Re: What is Fap?

    I am so sorry for intruding, Gentlemen, but I wanted to settle this once and for all so we can MOVE ON (and start discussing Scripture with these visitors) instead of this ENDLESS back-snd-forth.

    I consulted my cookbook, and a frappé is a kind of iced drink (recipe here)

    Isn't the most likely explaination that "fap" is a misspelling, or alternate spelling, of this foreign word? (If not, can we just agree it is, and stop all this filthy conjecture they're dragging in here???)
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    • Alpine
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      • Mar 2010
      • 41

      #212
      Re: What is Fap?

      Ahahahaha

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      • Rapture Eddie
        The Sermonator
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2008
        • 219

        #213
        Re: What is Fap?

        Originally posted by Alpine View Post
        Ahahahaha
        Is there something funny you wanna discuss Son?
        JUDGEMENT DAY

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        • Alpine
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          • Mar 2010
          • 41

          #214
          Re: What is Fap?

          I just... wish I could meet some of you in real life.

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          • eliot mayfield
            God Squad
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 9324

            #215
            Re: What is Fap?

            Originally posted by Alpine View Post
            I just... wish I could meet some of you in real life.
            Where do you live? I'd love to spend time with you and read the Bible.
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • Rapture Eddie
              The Sermonator
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2008
              • 219

              #216
              Re: What is Fap?

              Originally posted by Alpine View Post
              I just... wish I could meet some of you in real life.
              I'm sure that we have Missionaries over there in Canuckstanistan.
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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29443

                #217
                Re: What is Fap?

                I'd be happy to meet with you. I travel all over the country as a long haul trucker. I even go to Canada. Perhaps you saw me on 'Ice Road Truckers'. I was helping out Bear when his truck broke down. He is so Hollywood!
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Jarek-Exo
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                  • Mar 2010
                  • 5

                  #218
                  Re: What is Fap?

                  I must say while I am new to this forum there have been sentiments from both sides which have outright confused me.

                  While the obvious younger population have decided to spurn fun at your attempts to understand the meaning to "Fap" is it too forward thinking of me to say that due to the English language ever changing with neologisms being added every day. A lot of Slang and colloquialisms are likely to appear.

                  Now as some have rightly said Fap itself is not exclusively the meaning of self gratification. However in popular culture today its onomatopoeia that has deemed this term acceptable among the masses (internet message boards mostly.)

                  I want to try and bring an end to this argument, as to be honest most of the people on this board maybe don't realise that this has become such a popular site to visit over the past couple of days because of the quite frankly hilarious ways you are trying to get around it being about the act that you all so despise.

                  More over, they were discussing it in relation to Sarah Palin, because some people (Myself not included. ) Find her stunningly attractive. Thats not to say i think she is ugly, just not my type as it were.

                  I think what the Church members of this site need to recognise is that the world around them changes so effortlessly and with the gradual rise in sexual imagery around the media today is it not apparent that the general public go along with this? I mean they aren't sinners because they say a word. Sinners are those who do vastly immoral things such as to go against the ten commandments (Rules that basically define a humans moral code. ) Which I think is top notch.

                  However the problem is that alot of people take the scripture far to literally as word from god himself. It is not. It is word of man. Who as we know is corruptable. So while the bible contains alot of sentiments that can be considered morally important there are other issues which due to the modern age dont apply. It is time to update our knowledge and expand our minds to other people having differences. And that these differences dont generally mean they are sinners and that they are going to hell. If they live a good and decent life then they will enter heaven.
                  However if they commit an act that is deemed unlawful (Whatever is true on earth is deemed true in heave) then they recieve the punishment. and repent as the lords dictatorship requires.

                  Small instances like this however should not get a person labelled a sinner. I found it especially disgusting that the person who first divulged the fact about fap. He was trying to educate with the research he had found and you all cast him out as a heretic. Wheres the compassion there?

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                  • gudh8ter
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 1

                    #219
                    Re: What is Fap?

                    I can't believe you are so ignorant. Can't you just UNDERSTAND that there are some other people with other believes?

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22840

                      #220
                      Re: What is Fap?

                      Originally posted by Jarek-Exo View Post
                      [...]Small instances like this however should not get a person labelled a sinner. [...]
                      Now, let me see... your judgment or The Lord's? Hmmm... I'm going for God's.
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                      • True Disciple
                        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2445

                        #221
                        Re: What is Fap?

                        Originally posted by Jarek-Exo View Post
                        Now as some have rightly said Fap itself is not exclusively the meaning of self gratification. However in popular culture today its onomatopoeia that has deemed this term acceptable among the masses (internet message boards mostly.)
                        More proof of the perverted nature of the Internet nowadays. People should have realized the ill effects of allowing unsaveds, liberals and foreigners. Luckily, we still have our private corner here, where we can worship in peace, without people bothering us all the time, trying to seduce us into heinous acts of desecration of the Temple of the Holy Spirit.

                        Oh, wait. They are already coming over to our very private corner of the Internet to do exactly that. Why are you so hateful towards us?

                        I want to try and bring an end to this argument, as to be honest most of the people on this board maybe don't realise that this has become such a popular site to visit over the past couple of days because of the quite frankly hilarious ways you are trying to get around it being about the act that you all so despise.
                        Why should we care what your perverted friends think of us? Why can't we just go on in peace here without thousands of people sexing themselves up at us?

                        I think what the Church members of this site need to recognise is that the world around them changes so effortlessly and with the gradual rise in sexual imagery around the media today is it not apparent that the general public go along with this? I mean they aren't sinners because they say a word. Sinners are those who do vastly immoral things such as to go against the ten commandments (Rules that basically define a humans moral code. ) Which I think is top notch.
                        The world changes, but the Bible doesn't. We choose to follow the Bible, not the World.

                        Additionally, the acts discussed in this thread are against Biblical Law. Read 1 Corinthians 6:15-19 again.


                        However the problem is that alot of people take the scripture far to literally as word from god himself. It is not. It is word of man.
                        Who told you this insanity? The Bible is very clear about this:

                        2 Timothy 3:16:
                        All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness

                        So while the bible contains alot of sentiments that can be considered morally important there are other issues which due to the modern age dont apply.

                        And how exactly would you make the difference? Wouldn't it just be your own subjective opinions which would lead you in your verdict?

                        The point is, if you choose only verses you agree with, you might just as well ignore the Bible in its entirety. After all, you don't learn anything new, as all things which would potentially make you change your mind about anything would be discarded without second thought, as they are considered "not applicable to the modern age."

                        It is time to update our knowledge and expand our minds to other people having differences.
                        I failed to read this in the Bible. On which Scripture passages exactly is this ridiculous assertion based?

                        And that these differences dont generally mean they are sinners and that they are going to hell. If they live a good and decent life then they will enter heaven.
                        More unbiblical trash. Jesus is very clear about this:

                        John 14:6:
                        Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

                        Can't you read, boy? How long will you persist in blaspheming the Lord?

                        Small instances like this however should not get a person labelled a sinner. I found it especially disgusting that the person who first divulged the fact about fap. He was trying to educate with the research he had found and you all cast him out as a heretic. Wheres the compassion there?
                        He tried to teach our children to touch themselves on places God didn't intend them to do that when He created Man 6014 years ago. Our Godly Moderators made a wise decision in banning him. Good riddance.
                        Sweet Lord Jesus,
                        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                        Amen.

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                        • Wale_Konia
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                          • Mar 2010
                          • 6

                          #222
                          Re: What is Fap?

                          Blessings upon you, brothers!

                          I've been reading this thread for a while and there is not much that I can add here. But I will.

                          And this message, that I want to give You, comes straight from my heart.
                          Listen... These little arguments in this world won't change the Love that Our Maker has for us! Yet still it surely saddens Him, that His believers (we are His children, even if we neglect this fact) can't have the same Love for other people. Because yes - we are filled with his Love and we have to spread it among others!

                          Brothers... It's the Love of God, that is important. Not the meaning of "fap".

                          Peace. Preacher Thomas.

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                          • Jarek-Exo
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                            • Mar 2010
                            • 5

                            #223
                            Re: What is Fap?

                            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                            Now, let me see... your judgment or The Lord's? Hmmm... I'm going for God's.

                            Which is your right, See how I'm acknowledging your opinion, where as I might not agree with it we can still have a grown up discussion about it can we not?

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #224
                              Re: What is Fap?

                              Still, you shouldn't be thinking about Sarah Palin in that way.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Levi Jones
                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                 
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 13930

                                #225
                                Re: What is Fap?

                                Originally posted by Wale_Konia View Post
                                Blessings upon you, brothers!

                                I've been reading this thread for a while and there is not much that I can add here. But I will.

                                And this message, that I want to give You, comes straight from my heart.
                                Listen... These little arguments in this world won't change the Love that Our Maker has for us! Yet still it surely saddens Him, that His believers (we are His children, even if we neglect this fact) can't have the same Love for other people. Because yes - we are filled with his Love and we have to spread it among others!

                                Brothers... It's the Love of God, that is important. Not the meaning of "fap".

                                Peace. Preacher Thomas.
                                Your contention is that God loves everyone? You call yourself a Preacher?

                                Head on over to The introduction forum. Tell us more about yourself without derailing this thread further.
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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