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  • #16
    Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

    okay I am shave downstair but since you guy are not have interest for this I am give Hitoshi tip for shave of face. I do this steps and alway get nice close sexy shave.

    1. Shave after shower not before. this make skin and wiskers soft for easy shave.
    2. When apply shave cream wait 2 - 3 minute. this is for give time for cream to make soft your wiskers. Remember you want wiskers soft and easy for remove.
    3. Rinse blade much! Blade get cloggy with hair is no good.
    4. splash face with cold water when complete for soothe and relief.
    5. Moisturize!


    follow this steps and make all the guy jealous


    and drive all the ladies crazy. They will be with out ability of keep hands to themself! Dinner time ladies!! Come and get it!!!

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    • #17
      Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

      I haven't read this thread because I find the topic matter disgusting.

      However, strangely enough, last night while Pastor Zeke and I were out having dinner at the Outback in Freehold, I over heard a conversation in the ladies room that appaulled me.

      One 20ish year old gal told her friend that she had recently shaved down there and that her boyfriend said now it feels like a donkey lips nibbling oats when he puts his hand down there. (Ewwww)

      I was so disgusted I rushed out of there without washing my hands and had to use a moist towlette instead.

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      • #18
        Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

        Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
        okay I am shave downstair but since you guy are not have interest for this I am give Hitoshi tip for shave of face. I do this steps and alway get nice close sexy shave.

        and drive all the ladies crazy. They will be with out ability of keep hands to themself! Dinner time ladies!! Come and get it!!!
        Who do you think you're kidding? It is a well known fact that gook men don't have any beards. Yet another reason why no one can tell the difference between male and female slants.

        Flat chest, tiny tallywhacker, no facial hair. Getting married over there is a gamble. I don't blame you for envying us White True Christians™.
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        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #19
          Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

          I should point out hoods are an excellent way to deal with any five O'clock shadows issues.
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          • #20
            Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

            Why on Jesus Earth would anyone shave their dirty parts?
            I mean other than gays.
            The fact that Islamists pluck their armpits is yet another reason they should be eradicated. Thats just wrong.

            As for the facial shaving for real men...Hitonchi doesn't have to worry about that since he's a deplorable dink.
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            • #21
              Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              It is a well knownfact that Japanese men don't have any beards.
              you must get tired of alway be wrong


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              • #22
                Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                you must get tired of alway be wrong
                A few wispy hairs out of your wart don't count slant boy.

                These are a TRUE beards(r) on TRUE Christians(tm) .
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                • #23
                  Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                  Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                  you must get tired of alway be wrong

                  Anyone can glue a fake dime store beard on their face. You chinks are sneaky that way.

                  This particular beard is sported by an AMERICAN, not some yellow monkey jap. So there goes your argument Hibachi.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #24
                    Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                    Freaking Tom Cruise is an Italian (a scientology at best, looser) that is an US citizen. God help us for that one!!!

                    Hitoshit, you really need to learn your culture.

                    If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                      Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                      Freaking Tom Cruise is an Italian (a scientology at best, looser) that is an US citizen. God help us for that one!!!

                      Hitoshit, you really need to learn your culture.
                      I was desperate for picture okay. is hard for find picture Japanese beard and he was play samurai in film movie so he practically Japanese give me break. it was American film call Last samurai you really need for learn your culture.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                        Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                        I was desperate for picture okay. is hard for find picture Japanese beard
                        For the same reason that it's hard for evilutionists to find transitional forms - THEY DON'T EXIST!
                        and he was play samurai in film movie so he practically Japanese give me break.
                        If I had you over my knee right now, I'd give you such a thrashing that you'd "break" in half, you awful little Japaninny!
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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                        • #27
                          Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                          Apparently male Japs are so desperate to look like men that they're donning faux facial hair.

                          http://www.kilian-nakamura.com/blog-...-japanese-men/

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                          • #28
                            Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                            Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                            Apparently male Japs are so desperate to look like men that they're donning faux facial hair.

                            http://www.kilian-nakamura.com/blog-...-japanese-men/
                            Do you mean to tell me that the "men" of Japanistan are imitating a lezbanian in the liberal MSM?

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                            • #29
                              Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                              Do you mean to tell me that the "men" of Japanistan are imitating a lezbanian in the liberal MSM?

                              (Warning: True Christian™ ladies must not click that link, ever!)
                              And then there's Bea Arthur. I can't tell if that's a woman masquerading as a man, or a man dressed up as a woman. Either way it makes me sick to my God-fearing stomach.

                              Last edited by Old Man Hatchet; 10-05-2007, 08:31 PM.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                                I certainly understand that you poorly endowed white folk have the temptation to make your genitals seem more pronounced by shaving the hair the good lord gave you. I suppose someone of my race cannot understand the misery of having a less than pronounced appendage. Still try to have some dignity. Can I have an amen.

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