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  • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

    Originally posted by JonnaJacobsen View Post
    I know for sure you aren't...
    Aren't what?

    Try to make sense.

    Show us commands we don't follow.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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    • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

      Originally posted by JonnaJacobsen View Post
      I know for sure you aren't...
      The more certain you are of a falsehood, the more wrong you are.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

        Originally posted by JonnaJacobsen View Post
        I guess that should be a lesson to us all...
        Hit something/someone dear to you, and when you let them out, they won't come back... Happened to my cousins cat...
        Yes, I can't believe it but you're right. If you want to hit something then you really should keep them in your sight. Mr. McManus should of kept his wife in the house with locks or if that fails: keep the kids hostage. Since not hitting isn't an option you can't let them out. But that's the price we pay...

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        • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

          You're an abusive husband, you should feel bad.

          She should leave you, especially since you accept advise from these heathens.

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          • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

            Originally posted by Forenever View Post
            You're an abusive husband, you should feel bad.

            She should leave you, especially since you accept advise from these heathens.
            Got some scripture to back that up, missy?

            Does your husband know you're online spewing man-hate?
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

              He does, he's right here with me.

              I'm not spewing man-hate. In fact my husband told me if he hit me he would be ashamed if I stayed with him.

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              • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                Originally posted by Forenever View Post
                He does, he's right here with me.

                I'm not spewing man-hate. In fact my husband told me if he hit me he would be ashamed if I stayed with him.

                Then you're doomed from the start. At least if a woman has a God-fearing husband she can be sent back on the right path if she strays. You, on the other hand, have no safety net so you are guaranteed to fail.

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                • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                  Titus 2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

                  1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

                  Why is your husband not speaking to us, then?

                  There's no reason to go round hating us because God quite clearly tells us how to treat a woman with a fast mouth.

                  Why do you hate Jesus?
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                    Originally posted by Forenever View Post
                    He does, he's right here with me.

                    I'm not spewing man-hate. In fact my husband told me if he hit me he would be ashamed if I stayed with him.
                    Why does your husband hate God and reject Salvation(tm)? Why won't he serve the Lord?
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                      Obviously this was a joke.

                      Women are the weaker vessel in case you forgot about when God made Eve in Genesis...
                      To hit the weaker means you are WEAK!

                      Horrible to believe it is ok to beat your wife, take control YES but not beat!

                      I'd love for my Wife to look upon me like a dog I just whipped and when I move quickly I want to see her flinch, man that's real Godly power there huh?

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                      • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                        My wife never flinches, that is a sign of an unrepentant person.

                        She knows I use my staff purely out of love and to guide her to being closer to God. Only a tyrant would ignore his wife and not express his love and caring. People like you upset me and make baby Jesus cry. Why do you refuse to follow His gentle Biblical guidance?

                        My wife knows God is guiding my arm with every blow.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                          Originally posted by Forenever View Post
                          He does, he's right here with me.

                          I'm not spewing man-hate. In fact my husband told me if he hit me he would be ashamed if I stayed with him.
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                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                            I smacked my pastor today for telling me it was wrong to smack my wife. Seems like everyone is letting satan into their life nowadays.

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                            • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                              Originally posted by Christslover View Post
                              I smacked my pastor today for telling me it was wrong to smack my wife. Seems like everyone is letting satan into their life nowadays.
                              You 'smacked'? Punch- yes. Beat up- yes. Smack- no.
                              Smacking is something weak-wristed sissies do.

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                              • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                                Originally posted by Joseph McManus View Post
                                Or maybe I should say God did. This morning my wife went to take a shower and I figured it'd be a good time to go into the hallway closet and have a quick prayer session. After I finished I went into the bedroom and she was putting her makeup on. She asked where I was and I told her I was working in the garage and she said I checked the garage and you weren't in there. I told her I must have been in the corner where she couldn't see me.

                                She asked if everything was ok, and that she noticed I had ordered a Bible from Amazon. I told her that I was reconsidering my views on God and there were going to be some changes in our house. I told her that she was going to have to leave or sell her company, we were going to start going to Church and she was to stay home to cook, clean and homeschool the kids. And keep in mind the whole time she's looking at me like I'm crazy and I'm feeling disrespected in my own house. I got around to Halloween and how we would not be observing it anymore and that pumpkin pies were not to be made anymore. I told her it had to stop.

                                She looked me in the eye and said "Are you out of your mind?!?" and that's when God himself spoke to me and said "This is your house, I am your God and she is your wife, CONTROL HER!"

                                I'm ashamed to admit it but I hesitated, I didn't know what to do. That's when I felt Him enter my body and felt my hand raise up from my side. The back of my hand connected with her cheek and she screamed "What the f@*% is wrong with you?!!!" Again, as if acting on it's own my arm swung out again and hit her in the face and she was silent, crying on the bed where she had fell.

                                After a few moments I asked her if she understood the changes we would be making and she nodded yes, never looking up at me. I said "Good, now I've worked up an appetite, why don't you go make some lunch." She replied that we didn't have anything to make and asked if she could go to the store and I said that was fine. She then asked if she could take the kids with her as they haven't been outside all day and that it would give me some peace and quiet to study my Bible.

                                I feel our talk was very productive and that she understands her role as she asked me permission to leave the house. And I feel overjoyed that God himself entered me and filled me with his Love and showed me firsthand how to deal with a disobedient wife. But most importantly I feel I have the proof I've spent my whole life searching for. God took control of my body and spoke to me personally!! I feel so blessed that he chose to reveal himself to me.

                                The wife should be home any minute now, she's been gone an hour and a half, I don't know what's taking her so long. I guess we were very low on food so she had a lot to buy. Thanks for reading, I just wanted to share the progress I've made!
                                You're a wifebeater that deserves to rot in Hell. You should not procrearte and God hates you. She should leave you, and your kids sould be taken away from you, you miserable swine of a man.

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