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  • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Baptist View Post
    I'm in tears reading this thread. For so long I have seen myself as equal partners with my wife. My eyes are opened now and I see that I need to take control of the household. Not just the male headship thing that Promise Keepers give lip service to. I see now that I really need to learn how to beat my wife into submission. I hope that I can learn from ya'll here.
    It's not as simple as that.

    Ephesians 5:33 Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his wife even as himself; and the wife see that she reverence her husband.

    1 Peter 3:7 Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered.

    You need the discernment to beat them in just the right way so they don't become useless to you. Who wants a wife who can't cook? They are weaker than a man so if all you are used to is fighting with other men then you need to throttle back a bit or you'll suddenly find you have nobody to make your food. Although if you were cursed with daughters stepping in for a healing mother is about all they are useful for until you can marry them off.
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    • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

      Hurting others is against the rule of our Lord. In any religion.. I guess. I hope. So please your wife as you love your Mother.
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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      • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

        Originally posted by raydanic View Post
        Hurting others is against the rule of our Lord. In any religion.. I guess. I hope. So please your wife as you love your Mother.
        Jesus said it was OK to beat slaves so your first statement is foolish,

        Luke 12:47 47And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.



        Also how much should we love our mother?

        Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

        YiC

        Jack
        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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        • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

          Originally posted by raydanic View Post
          So please your wife as you love your Mother.

          Are you suggesting that I make babies with my mother?

          Are you saying that I should make my mother cook and clean for me?

          Are you claiming that it's right for my wife to laze around all day being useless?


          Wives are very different from mothers. I suggest you should see a doctor - incest babies are riddled with illness.

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          • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

            Originally posted by raydanic View Post
            Hurting others is against the rule of our Lord. In any religion.. I guess. I hope. So please your wife as you love your Mother.
            What?

            Just because you'd like something to be true so it makes you feel warm and fluffy doesn't make it so.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

              This thread is gross and okwerd.

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              • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                Originally posted by WaterToWhine View Post
                This thread is gross and okwerd.
                And do you know what the Bible has to say about people who defend homersexurals? Homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death."

                Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                  It sounds to me, that his wife is a few beatings away from seeing the light. dont give in, a good Christian wife is something worth striking for.
                  determined to become a good Christian housewife!

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                  • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                    Just make sure that when you strike her, not to hold back. It is of the utmost importance that the message is clear. I have found that nothing seems to bring clarity like a good stern beating. My wife being a godly woman graciously accepts her beatings with pleasure, she knows the will of God & that in his eyes she is a better woman & Christian when she is put in her place. Our savior Jesus Christ had scars all on his flesh from the punshment he endured for our sins. My wife understands that the scars on her flesh are like those of our saviour, only hers are not to save us all, but only a small part in her deserving her rightly place in the heaven's of the afterlife. May God bless & be with you !s you train your wife, & may your strikes remain as firm and swift as Gods mighty wrath. Congratulations on the begging of what may be a blessed holy union in Christ.

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                    • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                      YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING NUTZO. YOU ARE CONFUSED FUCKERS. Chritian my ass nigga's. You beat women? Are you mad? You ought a get fucked up. You talk bout Satan. You guys are his fucking disciples or some shit? Fuckin retards.

                      ~TeamPS

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                      • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                        Originally posted by p0ison View Post
                        YOU GUYS ARE piffleING NUTZO. YOU ARE CONFUSED piffleERS. Chritian my ass nigga's. You beat women? Are you mad? You ought a get piffleed up. You talk bout Satan. You guys are his piffleing disciples or some shit? pifflein retards.

                        ~TeamPS
                        Sir,

                        The only appropriate reply to your vulgarity is "good day to you".

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                        • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          Sir,

                          The only appropriate reply to your vulgarity is "good day to you".

                          This is the kind of persecution we Christians must endure day in and day out.
                          Security admin :pfft: Skid. Dude I am a christian. YOU GUS ARE NOT!!! God does not believe in hitting women nor does he do half of the retarded shit on this forum. You banned me for being a "godmocker and dope user." You guys are probably high as fuck while you right this bootleg bible smashing shit. You will all go to hell I can promise you that. Also, security? :pfft: Get a life skids. Learn the way of god if your such a christian. Don't use that fake 99 cent bible or the one you fucking wrote. GET A REAL ONE. Hitting women is wrong. You should all get your asses fucked up.
                          User needs to demonstrate with scripture where GOD does not "believe in hitting women," and demonstrate with scripture how hitting women is wrong.

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                          • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                            Originally posted by TeamPS View Post
                            Security admin :pfft: Skid. Dude I am a christian. YOU GUS ARE NOT!!! God does not believe in hitting women nor does he do half of the retarded shit on this forum.
                            Would you mind showing us using scripture where it says GOD "does not believe in hitting women," or anything else we preach.

                            If we've made a mistake in our teachings, we will want to correct it immediately.

                            You banned me for being a "godmocker and dope user." You guys are probably high as piffle while you right this bootleg bible smashing shit. You will all go to hell I can promise you that. Also, security? :pfft: Get a life skids. Learn the way of god if your such a christian. Don't use that fake 99 cent bible or the one you piffleing wrote. GET A REAL ONE. Hitting women is wrong. You should all get your asses piffleed up.
                            Thank you for alerting us that you've been banned from here before...

                            Again, please show us using the Bible where we've gone astray and why we're going to Hell.

                            Also, I don't understand the statement, "hitting women is wrong."

                            Doesn't this imply that hitting gays is therefore right?
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                            • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                              Did she ever come back????
                              User needs to demonstrate with scripture where GOD does not "believe in hitting women," and demonstrate with scripture how hitting women is wrong.

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                              • Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                                Originally posted by TeamPS View Post
                                Did she ever come back????
                                Did you dodge the question?

                                Your assignment was to show us using scripture how we are mistaken.
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