Young daughter has found worm in her underwear?!?! What is going on?

[Titus Templeton]

Brothers,

my daugther was cooking ... then she went to the toilet. She came back then and reported me that there was a worm in her underwear. I asked her where it come from and she said she doesn't know. I don't know what is going on here. Is she lying? Is there some pervert thing going on? Maybe demons are in her belly?! The worm has a black head but the rest is orange.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Young daughter has found worm in her underwear?!?! What is going on?

Brothers,

my daugther was cooking ... then she went to the toilet. She came back then and reported me that there was a worm in her underwear. I asked her where it come from and she said she doesn't know. I don't know what is going on here. Is she lying? Is there some pervert thing going on? Maybe demons are in her belly?! The worm has a black head but the rest is orange.

It sounds like some kind of sex toy to me. Has she been in contact with any atheists?

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Young daughter has found worm in her underwear?!?! What is going on?

It sounds like some kind of sex toy to me. Has she been in contact with any atheists?

There is this girl. Sometimes she meet her for Bible study. Maybe that girl is a LESBIAN? What sick twisted mind uses worms for sexual pleasure?

I just closed my daughter into a small dark room we have here in the house. No food or water until she tells me the truth. But maybe i don't want to know what is going on. It is just wrong and sinful.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Young daughter has found worm in her underwear?!?! What is going on?

Have you a photograph of this worm? It could be one of the "worms that never die."
M'r:9:44: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
They can be quite valuable to Biblical Scientists.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Young daughter has found worm in her underwear?!?! What is going on?

Did it look like this?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Young daughter has found worm in her underwear?!?! What is going on?

There is this girl. Sometimes she meet her for Bible study. Maybe that girl is a LESBIAN? What sick twisted mind uses worms for sexual pleasure?

I just closed my daughter into a small dark room we have here in the house. No food or water until she tells me the truth. But maybe i don't want to know what is going on. It is just wrong and sinful.

Lesbians have been known to fornicate with all manner of abominable creeping thing.

Leviticus 11:29-30

King James Version (KJV)

29 These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth; the weasel, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind,
30 And the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole.

Could it be a snail in her cooter? Unclean! Unclean!


Perhaps she is an ungrateful idolater, as the following verses would indicate! She could be fornicating with the unclean snail as part of a pagan ritual!

Romans 1:21-23

King James Version (KJV)

21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Young daughter has found worm in her underwear?!?! What is going on?

I agree with all of what you say, Brother Billy Bob.
I am really frustrated right now. The plan was to sell her and buy a new car. I had the dream of a new pickup. All the food i have spend for her, all the dirt and work. But i think she is worthless now. I get more and more angry with every minute...

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Young daughter has found worm in her underwear?!?! What is going on?

Is that what the young girls are using for tampons (Satan's Little Cotton Fingers) now days? Perhaps it is a leech!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Young daughter has found worm in her underwear?!?! What is going on?

I agree with all of what you say, Brother Billy Bob.
I am really frustrated right now. The plan was to sell her and buy a new car. I had the dream of a new pickup. All the food i have spend for her, all the dirt and work. But i think she is worthless now. I get more and more angry with every minute...

Brother, she will still sell if her hymen is intact. Make sure the snail does not damage her hymen! That is her only worth to a man.

[Deaner]

Re: Young daughter has found worm in her underwear?!?! What is going on?

She might've had sex with a darkie.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Young daughter has found worm in her underwear?!?! What is going on?

It could be anything, but to be on the safe side I would recommend beating her to death with a rock. She is clearly stubborn for going to the toilet instead of working hard, so Deuteronomy 21:18-21 applies, allowing you to stone her to death. Daughters are worthless anyway.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Young daughter has found worm in her underwear?!?! What is going on?

Oh Brother Templeton, I am so sorry for your loss.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Young daughter has found worm in her underwear?!?! What is going on?

Brothers,

my daugther was cooking ... then she went to the toilet. She came back then and reported me that there was a worm in her underwear. I asked her where it come from and she said she doesn't know. I don't know what is going on here. Is she lying? Is there some pervert thing going on? Maybe demons are in her belly?! The worm has a black head but the rest is orange.

Try a little Raid.

[godswraith1]

Re: Young daughter has found worm in her underwear?!?! What is going on?

If she using worms for a sex game I doubt she would tell you IDIOTS

Yeah she's going to hell also if you spell gullible slowly it sounds like oranges

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Young daughter has found worm in her underwear?!?! What is going on?

I just went and checked the underwear of all my daughters, including the ones they weren't wearing. No sign of any infestation.

*whew!*

That's a relief.

Brother Titus, I hope that you get things all figured out at home.

YiC,

Zech