Disney Alligator Experiments Go Awry

[H. Montague Worthington]

Disney is well known for their films showing talking and thinking animals. But how do you think they develop those films? Obviously, they do it with experiments in the Florida jungle, where they implant human brains into the bodies of voracious reptiles. The result is either a fun-filled hilarious family comedy, or a missing 2-year old snatched by an alligator with a psychopath's transplanted brain.

Disney gator attack: 2-year-old boy found dead

By Eliott C. McLaughlin, Joshua Berlinger, Ashley Fantz and Steve Almasy, CNN

Updated 3:01 AM ET, Thu June 16, 2016



Lake Buena Vista, Florida (CNN)A 2-year-old boy pulled by an alligator into a lagoon near a Walt Disney World hotel has been found dead, authorities said.

An Orange County dive team found Lane Graves' body intact about 1:45 p.m., not far from where he was grabbed Tuesday night, Sheriff Jerry Demings said Wednesday.

His body had only a few puncture wounds, according to a source familiar with the investigation.

"Of course, the autopsy has to confirm that, but there is likely no question in my mind that the child was drowned by the alligator," Demings said.

He said the body was found in 6 feet of murky water 10 to 15 yards from where the boy was attacked.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/15/us/all...inkId=25582438

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Disney Alligator Experiments Go Awry

I can't imagine anyone willing to spend $1,600 a night in a Disney resort - built on an empire based on a disgusting disease carrying rodent. I'm convinced that Disney is solely responsible for the present Furry perversions by forcing an entire generation of young to look at a pubescent Annette Funicello wearing mouse ears - but I digress.

Many were amused at Disney's previous attempt at world domination with their robotic audio-animatrons, but it appears that things are taking a turn for the worse with these alligators - no doubt using stem cell research rightfully outlawed by George W. Bush.

[Nobar King]

Re: Disney Alligator Experiments Go Awry

I wonder how many times this has happened before but the family was paid off before the news got out? How much is a 2 year old worth?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Disney Alligator Experiments Go Awry

When is the alligator hunt scheduled to start?

I've yet to bag one of those and I'm over next week. We could stop off at the truck stop on the way home to smell out some queers to punch. I heard Orlando still has a few left.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Disney Alligator Experiments Go Awry

Apparently Walt is still sending money to Hillary so he might be not that frozen all the time.

[Just Chris]

Re: Disney Alligator Experiments Go Awry

Disney is well known for their films showing talking and thinking animals. But how do you think they develop those films? Obviously, they do it with experiments in the Florida jungle, where they implant human brains into the bodies of voracious reptiles. The result is either a fun-filled hilarious family comedy, or a missing 2-year old snatched by an alligator with a psychopath's transplanted brain.

You can't seriously believe that their transplanting human brains into alligators.

[Roland]

Re: Disney Alligator Experiments Go Awry

You can't seriously believe that they are transplanting human brains into alligators.

FTFY.

The flat profile of a crocodile skull would suggest there is not enough room for a complete human brain to be transplanted into it. It would therefore make sense to implant only a part of the human brain. Of course this would only work if they use the brain of a person that seems not completely dysfunctional, while at the same time it is obvious said person hardly uses it. If I were you Chris, I would stay away from Disneyland.

Kind regards,

Roland

[Just Chris]

Re: Disney Alligator Experiments Go Awry

Besides brain transplants are pretty much impossible because of the difficulty in reconnecting the nerve fibers from the transplanted brain to the native spinal cord. Trying to do so would result in server spinal cord injuries that are so devastating that they are normally permanent. Also if you did successfully transplant the brain it would most likely be rejected by the body and would kill the new host of the brain. Since professional trained doctors have such a hard time trying to accomplish this then I highly doubt the Disney corporation is doing it. Also those alligators and talking animals were created by computer animations you nitwits.