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  • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

    Originally posted by kornflakes89 View Post
    you don't get the simple concept of logic do you?

    this is an internet forum...INTERNET forum...you are on the INTERNET, the INTERNET does not go out of it's way to glorify god, therefor, by your logic, it's satanic, this forum, being on a non-god glorifying INTERNET, is also satanic.
    If it's only the internets all just something that's not real why is Christ among us right now????

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    • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

      Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
      Children, like slaves, are the property of their owners.

      Here are GOD's rules for beating slaves:

      So we can see that if you beat your property (in this case, a slave) and he dies during the beating, you are to be punished.

      As long as they don't die immediately during or after the beating, you're fine.

      So do all servers have to be stored in concrete, asbestos-lined bunkers underground?

      At any rate, we've been running this server for years without trouble, so I think I will continue to stick with our church computer expert rather than the advice given to me by a random retard online.
      so i guess that means it's completely ok for you to go into your daughters bed at night and rape her?

      children are not slaves you stupid fuck.

      yes, all servers have to be in storage environments built specifically for storing servers, with the proper cooling equipment so they don't overheat, but now that i've said that, you're going to claim that you were able to afford one of those as well.

      what computer expert? you? hahaha, you're insulting yourself, if you think that you're not on the internet even though you're accessing an internet forum, and can't understand simple logic a four year old would understand, and most of all, can't understand the fact that internet servers have to be in environments specifically built for them, you have no right to call yourself an "expert" at anything but being a stupid fuck.

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      • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        If it's only the internets all just something that's not real why is Christ among us right now????

        Secularist = retard
        The internet based on you guy's logic is evil. I bet facebook is evil to you guys. You guys are completely stupid if you believe it is. Oh, Bobby Joe thanks for the random infraction. You don't think anyone of these "True Christians" were also going over the line on their insults to me? Oh I guess it doesn't matter because it was a "True Christian" that said it. You guys make christianity seem like you all want to be above everyone else.
        Fuck off editing my signature you cocksucking admins/mods.

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        • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

          Originally posted by kornflakes89 View Post
          so i guess that means it's completely ok for you to go into your daughters bed at night and rape her?
          I have already addressed the often misunderstood issue of sex with children right here.

          children are not slaves you stupid piffle.
          They are property like slaves. That is why we can sell them.

          There is no need for your insults here. If you can't act any more mature than that, you need to go have a time out.

          yes, all servers have to be in storage environments built specifically for storing servers, with the proper cooling equipment so they don't overheat, but now that i've said that, you're going to claim that you were able to afford one of those as well.
          The LORD has been good to us.

          what computer expert? you? hahaha, you're insulting yourself, if you think that you're not on the internet even though you're accessing an internet forum, and can't understand simple logic a four year old would understand, and most of all, can't understand the fact that internet servers have to be in environments specifically built for them, you have no right to call yourself an "expert" at anything but being a stupid piffle.
          I thought you were supposed to be all mature and above childish things like calling me names and cursing.

          Guess we were right about you secularists and false Christians all along.
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          • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

            Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
            They are property like slaves. That is why we can sell them.

            The LORD has been good to us.

            I thought you were supposed to be all mature and above childish things like calling me names and cursing.

            Guess we were right about you secularists and false Christians all along.
            no they're not, anyone who thinks that has their bible shoved so far up their ass they can't get a damn thing through their moron heads.

            no, more like you're lying out your ass to make it seem like you know everything there is to know about running and storing an internet server.

            so, your "real christian" calls me a retard, and gets absolutely no shit for it? so you can insult people left and right and it's ok? but no one can insult you? yeah...very mature way of thinking.

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            • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

              Originally posted by kornflakes89 View Post
              no they're not, anyone who thinks that has their bible shoved so far up their ass they can't get a damn thing through their mormon heads.
              Then how come GOD says we can sell our kids?

              no, more like you're lying out your ass to make it seem like you know everything there is to know about running and storing an internet server.

              so, your "real christian" calls me a retard, and gets absolutely no shit for it? so you can insult people left and right and it's ok? but no one can insult you? yeah...very mature way of thinking.
              It just kills you that we're perfect, doesn't it?

              Psalm 119:3
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              • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                Then how come GOD says we can sell our kids?

                It just kills you that we're perfect, doesn't it?
                the true god does NOT say you can sell, or beat your children, believing that will take you nowhere but hell.

                no one is perfect, if you could somehow afford a server, and cooling equipment, you got lucky, but guess what? you're still lying, my proof? a church is not a suitable storage place for a server, nor is it a suitable storage place for server cooling equipment, which is extremely hazardous.

                you're doing nothing then lying out of your ass when you say "oh we own a server" after i mention that, same goes for "oh we can afford cooling equipment" after that, you dumbshit morons didn't even know a server needed cooling until i said so.

                also, no human is perfect, to call yourselves perfect would be to make yourselves out to be equal to god, guess who did the same thing? satan, guess where he went for it? hell, and that's exactly where you're going.

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                • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                  Originally posted by kornflakes89 View Post
                  the true god does NOT say you can sell, or beat your children, believing that will take you nowhere but hell.
                  I wonder, who is the True God, and how do you know him so well?

                  What source of divine information are you privy to that we have missed out on?

                  Is this the God you make up in your head who says and does all the things you want him to?

                  Here are GOD's instructions for selling your daughter:

                  And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.

                  If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her. - Exodus 21:7-8
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                  • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                    Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                    And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.

                    If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her. - Exodus 21:7-8
                    it says she shall NOT go out as the menservants do, meaning that her going out as a servant is AGAINST gods will.

                    it says he dealt deceitfully to her, by selling her, he's deceiving her, and therefor deceiving gods will.

                    now excuse me while i wipe my ass with this load of horse shit you just tried shoving down my throat, in the mean time, try harder, maybe you'll come up with a legitimate argument if you go commit incest with your daughter some more.

                    oh wait...that's right, you're the guy who's ashamed to admit that he's gay, yeah you'd be better off committing incest with your son.

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                    • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                      Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                      Then how come GOD says we can sell our kids?



                      It just kills you that we're perfect, doesn't it?

                      Psalm 119:3
                      Selling your kids is just wrong man, If you would want to sell your kids you should of had any in the first place. Also, No one is perfect. God isn't perfect, you aren't perfect, and I'm not perfect. NO ONE IS PERFECT.
                      Fuck off editing my signature you cocksucking admins/mods.

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                      • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                        Originally posted by kornflakes89 View Post
                        it says she shall NOT go out as the menservants do, meaning that her going out as a servant is AGAINST gods will.

                        it says he dealt deceitfully to her, by selling her, he's deceiving her, and therefor deceiving gods will.
                        Wrong. Way wrong.

                        It says that the man who buys who may not sell who to a foreign land.

                        But you are not content with what the Bible says, and you insist on adding to it, which is a grievous sin.

                        now excuse me while i wipe my ass with this load of horse shit you just tried shoving down my throat, in the mean time, try harder, maybe you'll come up with a legitimate argument if you go commit incest with your daughter some more.
                        Excuse me while I toss you into quarantine until you're able to behave like a coherent adult.
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                        • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                          Originally posted by kornflakes89 View Post
                          to call yourselves perfect would be to make yourselves out to be equal to god, guess who did the same thing? satan, guess where he went for it? hell, and that's exactly where you're going.
                          We are supposed to be perfect, my friend. Why should we be ashamed and afraid to obey God?

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                          48Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.
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                          • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                            Originally posted by TheJoker View Post
                            Who are you talking to? You don't have good manners, you're just simply a douche.
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                            • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                              Satan must have you by the balls if you think that obeying all of God's laws leads you to Hell.
                              He used allot of analogies, not everything should be taken literally, just cause he said your enemies will come from CORNERS of the earth, doesnt mean the earth is a square, and any person OK in the head would know that, and apparently Baptists still believe the earth is Flat and the center of the universe and that is completely crazy. We all know its not like that, because we are ok in the head.
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                              • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                                Originally posted by Brian Payne View Post
                                He used allot of analogies, not everything should be taken literally, just cause he said your enemies will come from CORNERS of the earth, doesnt mean the earth is a square, and any person OK in the head would know that, and apparently Baptists still believe the earth is Flat and the center of the universe and that is completely crazy. We all know its not like that, because we are ok in the head.
                                Exactly where does it say in the Bible that we don't have to believe every Holy Word of it? And how do you decide what parts to take seriously, and what parts to ignore?

                                Down that path lies eternal damnation, Brian.

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