[Pootis]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Enough of that missy!



If you knew that this means putting mashed salt and vinegar potato chips under the foreskin when the gaywise practice sodomy you might think twice about bandying such phrases around on a family oriented website.

We don't cotton to that kind of thing here, sister

Jesus loves me.

dohohoh that slaps me on the knee
I mean "potato chips love" as in the love for eating them, not for doing unspeakable things with them.

[Nine Pipe Problem]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Guys, have you heard about "The binding of Isaac"?

Take a look at this creation:







What do you guys think?

[Pootis]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I totally love that game. It teaches kids about religion and promotes killing Satan.

[Didymus Much]

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I totally love that game. It teaches kids about religion and promotes killing Satan.

Please find Scriptural support for your position that killing Satan is a good thing (actually, don't waste your time, it doesn't exist).

God created Satan (like He created all things) to do work that needs to be done.

Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things"

If you go killing Satan, then you're interfering with God's plan, and I don't think God would be pleased with that.

already.

Now, if someone would make a game that rewards you for tithing everything you find/create/earn in the game world, now that would be Godly™.

[Pootis]

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You say that, yet you have lots of negative rep.

nopenotlistening

[Didymus Much]

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You say that, yet you have lots of negative rep.

nopenotlistening

Time for your "Full of it" award.

[Swedish eskimo]

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dohohoh that slaps me on the knee
I mean "potato chips love" as in the love for eating them, not for doing unspeakable things with them.

Okay, so you are a pervert who gets off by eating potato chips? Or do you mean that he wants to be "eating" the doctor ("eating" as in the gay sexulal context)? Or do you mean gay cannibalism?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Guys, have you heard about "The binding of Isaac"?

Take a look at this creation:

What do you guys think?

I think it's a lame 3rd person shooter created by an anti-Semite who wanted to mock Jews with the intro scene (which has nothing to do with the game), and also by having the Jewish protagonist be a diapered infant whose sole weapon is to cry at monsters.

Why do you hate Jews?

[fluttermedic]

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I love Team Fortress 2! The game promotes teamwork (When playing such gamemodes as Capture The Flag [Briefcase]) and it brings people together to get to know each other better.
Sure the game has some... Offensive language, but it still brings people together to work together as a team.
Kinda like LIFE.

[Jethuth Chritht]

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Being a True Christian™ is about following the bible (KJV1611) exactly and to the letter.

YIC
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Well, then I dare say we all are NOT true Christians, as the original Bible was not in English. Come on. There may be many things in the bible that, when translated, may confuse the meaning of things. It's impossible to follow the Bible 100% exactly and I am confident that no one here does it (not trying to be derogatory, just saying. We're human. We can't be perfect.)

[Redeemed Papist]

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Well, then I dare say we all are NOT true Christians, as the original Bible was not in English. Come on. There may be many things in the bible that, when translated, may confuse the meaning of things. It's impossible to follow the Bible 100% exactly and I am confident that no one here does it (not trying to be derogatory, just saying. We're human. We can't be perfect.)

So what's the alternative, genius?

Make God up in your own image so your opinions are beyond debate? Good luck convincing anyone that your god you made up is the one true God.

The only 100% reliable source of information about God is the Bible. It's untainted by the imaginations of people with their own vested interests.

[Jethuth Chritht]

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Well yes, since there is no alternative we must use what is available for us, and I'm thankful for that. But can we, as sinning human beings, realistically follow the bible 100%? I don't think so. Everyone makes mistakes once in a while. Fortunately though, we have Christ's forgiveness.

[Didymus Much]

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...But can we, as sinning human beings, realistically follow the bible 100%? I don't think so. Everyone makes mistakes once in a while...

True Christians are Perfect!

[Draconas109]

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So, skipping pages 2 through 26, what in a nutshell, is wrong with TF2?

[Cranky Old Man]

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So, skipping pages 2 through 26, what in a nutshell, is wrong with TF2?

Who cares. Read your Bible!

2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."

Revelation 22:18-19 "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."

Psalm 12:6-7 "The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever."