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  • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

    Originally posted by the_lunatic View Post
    The only thing you've done is unreasonably insult me. I am in love with a horse, and I love being raped by one.
    It isn't rape if you enjoy it, friend. I'm not versed in feminazi politics and even I know that.

    Nonetheless, this kind of deviance will not go unpunished.

    A lifetime of rectal prolapse = an eternity in hell
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    • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

      Originally posted by the_lunatic View Post
      The only thing you've done is unreasonably insult me. I am in love with a horse, and I love being raped by one.
      My lord! Young man what you need is an intensive one-on-one prayer session and deep tissue anointing with heated oils! Lord Jesus, I pray that you come inside this boy and allow your spirit to flow through me onto his weakened body! Lord, I beg that you allow me to lay hands upon this lost youth and bring him to come to you on his knees, begging for your mercy as you drive your love deep into his core during our special meeting.

      Now you listen here, you filthy little demon! Be GONE from this boy! He can't be hurt by all the horses and all the rape in the world! We will work the rape OUT of his young body and we will chase you away demon! We will work that rape out over and over and over again!

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        • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

          Originally posted by BubblesTheFirey View Post
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          Hey, thanks for resurrecting a thread that hadn't seen activity for almost 23 entire hours!

          During your next visit, why not visit the Introduction Forum, and create your own thread there? I'm sure the True Christians™ are just dying to get to know someone with such keen observational skills. Please be sure to cover all the vital basics, such as what church you most recently desecrated by attending, which Bible verse makes you spit cornflakes the furthest, and how our Blessed Lord and Saviour touched your life inappropriately.

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          • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

            Originally posted by BubblesTheFirey View Post
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            Hello!
            Please post an introduction thread so we can get to know you!
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            • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

              Originally posted by BubblesTheFirey View Post
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              Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

              And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

              I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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              • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                You sir are a Homophobic, nercisistic Tw*t.
                You can't just look and judge a game in 5 seconds just cause you belifs are wrong.
                I'm an atheist and don't care what you think about games.
                ***mooseslime incantation removed by moderator***

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                • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                  Originally posted by CharlzMan3 View Post
                  You sir are a Homophobic, nercisistic Tw*t.
                  You can't just look and judge a game in 5 seconds just cause you belifs are wrong.
                  I'm an atheist and don't care what you think about games.
                  ***mooseslime incantation removed by moderator***
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                  • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                    TF2 is actually quite fun. Not for everyone, but still.

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                      TF2 is perfectly fine
                      and homosexuals are not wrong or against god.
                      The things they say are to support the doctor and protect him.
                      To be honest, most of you Christians these days take things way too far.
                      I am happy I am not part of your religion.
                      If you want to learn about TF2's creator, go to ***link to bovine porn removed by moderator*** .

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                      • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                        Originally posted by GabeNewell6669 View Post


                        TF2 is perfectly fine
                        and homosexuals are not wrong or against god.
                        The things they say are to support the doctor and protect him.
                        To be honest, most of you Christians these days take things way too far.
                        I am happy I am not part of your religion.
                        If you want to learn about TF2's creator, go to ***link to bovine porn removed by moderator*** .
                        LOOK AT ALL THE PIIIIINK

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                        • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                          Originally posted by GabeNewell6669 View Post


                          TF2 is perfectly fine
                          and homosexuals are not wrong or against god.
                          The things they say are to support the doctor and protect him.
                          To be honest, most of you Christians these days take things way too far.
                          I am happy I am not part of your religion.
                          If you want to learn about TF2's creator, go to ***link to bovine porn removed by moderator*** .
                          Sorry friend but the gaysexual choice of rectal living is not Christian.

                          Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
                          Genesis 19:25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

                          Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                          Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

                          1st Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

                          Isaiah 3:8 For Jerusalem is ruined, and Judah is fallen: because their tongue and their doings are against the LORD, to provoke the eyes of his glory.
                          Isaiah 3:9The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

                          Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
                          Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
                          Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

                          Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
                          Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                          Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                          Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
                          (Male and female homosexuals.)

                          1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

                          1st Timothy 1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
                          1st Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

                          2 Peter 2:6 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;
                          2 Peter 2:7 And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked:
                          2 Peter 2:8 (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds; )

                          Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
                          Jude 1:8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

                          Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                            Yes, this game must be banned ! Because thanking someone for saving your life is a sin! because telling someone to get behind you so you could protect him from getting killed is a sin! because wearing a fireproof suit to protect you from fire is a sin!
                            While blowing people up isn't a sin, beating them up so they could turn christian isn't a sin, and banning your kids from seeing their friends (thus turning them into loners) isn't a sin aswel!!


                            Kids, you gotta grow up, this is the worst site i've ever seen in my life, you say you are 'against' violence and gore, yet you have this where you blow muslims up.Im a muslim myself and i NEVER got any of these 'sexual' thoughts, and never hated homosexuals. Its only you guys, if you have a dirty and messed up mind, then you'll see everything as a homosexual thing.

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                              Also is has been proven that the pyro is a filthy homosexual(also video comes with fun experiment to see what gender you are)

                              ***transgender bestiality porn link removed***
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                              • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                                Originally posted by PinkGuy View Post
                                ...Blalalala yalala... Im a muslim myself and i NEVER got any of these 'sexual' thoughts, and never hated homosexuals.
                                Of course you wouldn't hate homosexuals. Mohammed was a homosexual pedophile who had a gay affair with his boyfriend Zahir, which is why he is known by so many people as HOMOhammed. Then to cover up his disgust for the female parts, he married a 7 year old little girl named Aisha! What kind of sick monster marries someone named Aisha? That's a negress name!


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