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  • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

    Originally posted by Brunelleschi View Post
    You missed the part where I said that you should be grateful for a man saving your life. Isn't it ungrateful to degrade the person who again, saved your life?
    I am grateful to no man save Christ Jesus who is God. No one can save or take my life unless the LORD wills it. It's foolish to think a homosexual MacGyver is worth revering. No amount of duct tape in the world can wash the stench of sin.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      I am grateful to no man save Christ Jesus who is God. No one can save or take my life unless the LORD wills it. It's foolish to think a homosexual MacGyver is worth revering. No amount of duct tape in the world can wash the stench of sin.
      I am new here and am going to my thoughs here

      Some Backstory: I am 15 from the UK, i am brought up in a agnostic Family with Christain background. My community is mostly Christain, I am a Athiest, please do not hate me for that.

      Right, I have roughly 600 hours in TF2. I am a straight white male and have not seen any homosexual content in TF2 (besides fanart and sexual sfms) the game is very fun but has a lot of gore, if you want to talk to me. tweet at me: <<<teenage porn site link removed by moderator>>>

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      • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

        Originally posted by CaffeineTheAtheist View Post
        I am new here and am going to my thoughs here

        Some Backstory: I am 15 from the UK, i am brought up in a agnostic Family with Christain background. My community is mostly Christain, I am a Athiest, please do not hate me for that.

        Right, I have roughly 600 hours in TF2. I am a straight white male and have not seen any homosexual content in TF2 (besides fanart and sexual sfms) the game is very fun but has a lot of gore, if you want to talk to me. tweet at me: <<<teenage porn site link removed by moderator>>>
        Hi, sweetie, and welcome to our Godly forum!

        We do not hate you for being atheist (this is the correct spelling) even though we are Christians (also please take not of the correct spelling).

        We will pray that God removes the delusion He gave you and allows you to repent and accept Him as your Savior. Right now, however, it seems pretty clear that He wants you to roast in Hell:

        2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
        11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
        12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.


        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

          Originally posted by CaffeineTheAtheist View Post
          I am new here and am going to my thoughs here

          Some Backstory: I am 15 from the UK, i am brought up in a agnostic Family with Christain background. My community is mostly Christain, I am a Athiest, please do not hate me for that.

          Right, I have roughly 600 hours in TF2. I am a straight white male and have not seen any homosexual content in TF2 (besides fanart and sexual sfms) the game is very fun but has a lot of gore, if you want to talk to me. tweet at me: <<<teenage porn site link removed by moderator>>>

          You are off to a bad start, coffeehead. Why don't you go on over to the introduction forum and make a proper introduction, instead of barging into the conversation like a homeless person wanting a donation. You will find instructions on that forum. I will reserve my opinions and commentary until then, but I must tell you that we are aware of the fact that there are no Christian communities in England, though we have located a few Christians. Those Christians are mostly in hiding since England has become a largely (or bigly, as Donald would say) Muslim country with the citizenry howling for Christian blood. The Lord has prohibited lying (Exodus 20:16) and you are on thin ice as a result.
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
            Hi, sweetie, and welcome to our Godly forum!

            We do not hate you for being atheist (this is the correct spelling) even though we are Christians (also please take not of the correct spelling).

            We will pray that God removes the delusion He gave you and allows you to repent and accept Him as your Savior. Right now, however, it seems pretty clear that He wants you to roast in Hell:

            2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
            11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
            12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.


            I really just want a conversation. Please dont strike me! Thanks.

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            • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

              Originally posted by CaffeineTheAtheist View Post
              I really just want a conversation.
              That would be great, honey!

              Just one little thing. In order to have a conversation with us, you need to be able to support your claims with appropriate Scripture, because being a Christian means using the Holy Bible as the Manual of Life. I hope you can keep up.
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                That would be great, honey!

                Just one little thing. In order to have a conversation with us, you need to be able to support your claims with appropriate Scripture, because being a Christian means using the Holy Bible as the Manual of Life. I hope you can keep up.
                Again, I am a Atheist

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                • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                  Originally posted by CaffeineTheAtheist View Post
                  Again, I am a Atheist

                  Greetings Caffeine. I welcome you to this forum. These folk here are mostly Baptist but they will tolerate nonBaptists if they are well behaved. I have learned very good manners at the Methodist School but I am Rastafari and so not Baptist. My good manners have served me well here in Babylon and they will serve you well too. Are the English a polite people? I have seen many in Jamaica which is my home but they have been vacationers and mainly too drunk on rum to speak clearly so I am unclear on the subject of English manners. My advice to you is to be polite and do not anger these white people. They are armed and dangerous but since you are far away in England there is probably no danger to you personally but they may run amok and injure some passerby if you get them too stirred up.

                  Jah Guide
                  Trevor
                  Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                  • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                    Originally posted by CaffeineTheAtheist View Post
                    Again, I am a Atheist
                    Hello, Mr. (Miss?) Caffeine. Please let me clarify that you are not an Atheist. You could be, however, an atheist. Do you see the difference? Don't ask me why, the logic of English language rules of capitalization is beyond my understanding, but "atheist" is not capitalized in English unless it is at the beginning of a sentence or a part of a proper name.


                    Also, being an atheist is not an excuse not to read the Bible. To the contrary - you need to know what you are disagreeing with in order to disagree with it, right?
                    John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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                    • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                      Originally posted by CaffeineTheAtheist View Post
                      Again, I am a Atheist
                      You're mistaken, dear. You've been conditioned your whole life to think for yourself, and that will be your undoing. However, there is Good News! You can avoid the horrifying torture you would otherwise be doomed to experience for all eternity if you only consider the Scriptures to be True and Worthy (John 3:18)!

                      We have a very comprehensive Bible in a Year forum with which you could read along as you begin your journey to Salvation!
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                        Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
                        Greetings Caffeine. I welcome you to this forum. These folk here are mostly Baptist but they will tolerate nonBaptists if they are well behaved. I have learned very good manners at the Methodist School but I am Rastafari and so not Baptist. My good manners have served me well here in Babylon and they will serve you well too. Are the English a polite people? I have seen many in Jamaica which is my home but they have been vacationers and mainly too drunk on rum to speak clearly so I am unclear on the subject of English manners. My advice to you is to be polite and do not anger these white people. They are armed and dangerous but since you are far away in England there is probably no danger to you personally but they may run amok and injure some passerby if you get them too stirred up.

                        Jah Guide
                        Trevor
                        Thank you bery much. i can also agree with Dolores de Barriga

                        but please, dont get angry and say i will rot in hell.

                        the british can be a very loving bunch of people, but we get let down by football (soccer) 'fans'. who proceed to get drunk and party till they can't feel their face.

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                        • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                          Originally posted by CaffeineTheAtheist View Post
                          I am new here and am going to my thoughs here

                          Some Backstory: I am 15 from the UK, i am brought up in a agnostic Family with Christain background. My community is mostly Christain, I am a Athiest, please do not hate me for that.

                          Right, I have roughly 600 hours in TF2. I am a straight white male and have not seen any homosexual content in TF2 (besides fanart and sexual sfms) the game is very fun but has a lot of gore, if you want to talk to me. tweet at me: <<<teenage porn site link removed by moderator>>>
                          Originally posted by CaffeineTheAtheist View Post
                          Thank you bery much. i can also agree with Dolores de Barriga

                          but please, dont get angry and say i will rot in hell.

                          the british can be a very loving bunch of people, but we get let down by football (soccer) 'fans'. who proceed to get drunk and party till they can't feel their face.
                          It is perhaps worth noting that you have thus far not been able to write one single sentence without a spelling or grammatical error. For your soul's sake, I hope you are not this careless in your pursuit of God's Word.


                          That IS why you are here, I trust? The pursuit of God's Word-- down to the very last tittle and stroke-- is why we are here. Indeed, it is why we exist. Every subject and question discussed here is examined in the light cast by the Holy Bible.


                          So, if your cup of tea is video games or music or science or even actual tea, we will want to know how it relates to the Bible. And if you don't know what the Bible has to say on any particular subject, then we will be happy to inform you.


                          Remember, God's Word comes first, then some semblance of grammar. Manners are welcomed, but since Jesus wasn't always polite, that third requirement can be waived-- provided you can support your position with the appropriate verse of Scripture.


                          Conversingly Yours,


                          Handmaiden
                          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                          Guns For God and the Economy

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                          • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                            Originally posted by CaffeineTheAtheist View Post
                            ...but please, dont get angry and say i will rot in hell...
                            No True Christian™ gets any joy from telling you that the Bible says you will rot in Hell, nor are they saying it because they're angry at you. They're just telling you the truth.

                            And why haven't you read the Bible yet? It's shorter than Harry Potter, and I'm sure you've read that.

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                            • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                              No True Christian™ gets any joy from telling you that the Bible says you will rot in Hell, nor are they saying it because they're angry at you. They're just telling you the truth.

                              And why haven't you read the Bible yet? It's shorter than Harry Potter, and I'm sure you've read that.
                              I had no idea that the Bible was shorter than those wicked Harry Plopper books. Thank you very much, Mr. Much.


                              Of course, since the main theme of Hairy Potter was stolen from Jesus' life-story, it stands to reason that the author had to add in all sorts of other nonsensical content to disguise her blatant plagiarism.


                              Original Contently Yours,


                              Handmaiden
                              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                              Guns For God and the Economy

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                              • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                No True Christian™ gets any joy from telling you that the Bible says you will rot in Hell, nor are they saying it because they're angry at you. They're just telling you the truth.

                                And why haven't you read the Bible yet? It's shorter than Harry Potter, and I'm sure you've read that.
                                It is because you walk in the flesh, Mr. Much, that you do not know the joy of following the Lord thy God's commandment to go forth and preach all the Gospel (Mark 16:15). It brings me great joy to be obedient unto my Master, and therefore it brings me great joy to remind CaffeineTheAtheist that at this moment, my spirit sees before me a Walking Dead Man, and Jesus sees naught but a pile of festering Menstrual Rags (Isaiah 64:6). It may not make my Flesh Rejoice to tell others they are facing eternal doom and Jesus doesn't care (John 15:5-6), but then I don't live by the flesh, so I can ignore those feeling and my conscience is just fine, thank you very much.
                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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