[Elmer G. White]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

From the sad and disturbing archives of last 5-6 pages of this swarm of illiterate or just lazy (Proverbs 6:6) gamers who think that they are most original:

One good example is the Heavy exclaiming, "I live [sic! Editor's note] you Doctor!" and "Get behind me doctor!". These are not homosexual lines, because this is the way the Heavy expresses his gratitude to the Medic, who heals him.

heavy says he "loves" the doctor to say he really like the doctor, and "get behind me doctor" means for the medic to get behind him to heal him so the medic doesn't get hurt.

Of course they say it... what would you do if you happen to be in a war and you are a killer (yes its a war game get over it killing is the main point in it...) and you have a machine gun and for some reason you got shot in your back so you need a doctor healing you and you need to fight to save you too and to save your doctor...

IAnother way you messed up is ignoring the fact that the heavy (again, the two quotes come from him) says these things because he has the most health in the game when he is healed. For Medics (The doctor) this makes him the ideal target for him to heal.

First of all, the Heavy Weapons Guy character says "I love this doctor!" And "Get behind me, doctor!" Because first: He appreciates the medic helping him, and Second: He doesn't want the medic to be damaged in battle, so he wants the medic to stay behind, as he has 500-750 health

What I find the most appalling is not the incapability of these people to do the research and to see if their petty concern have been rectified but that they all fall victims to this same conspiracy: Apparently "innocent" words of "love" that have "nothing" to do with sodomy.

-> [perhaps they'll understand these emoticonic pictures? Editor's note]

This is exactly the way how innocent youths are drawn into unnatural fornication. Seduction, subtle hits, eventually, mind-blowing rectal intercourse and the Way to Heaven suddenly becomes more and more unlikely and tortuous (Matthew 7:14). If games like this did not promote this furnace-seeking behavior, why would we see 80% of U.S. adults cruising the Interwebs for sodomite companions and 43% actually admitting their sodomite status as evidenced by the graph below!?



The path is a hard one but we must persist. First, these gamers will have to be taught to read more than two sentences in a row. Then, they will have to be taught to read the Bible even if it means only 10-20 Chapters/night. Then they'll know.

Luke 24:32
And they said one to another, Did not our heart burn within us, while he talked with us by the way, and while he opened to us the scriptures?




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[The_Soldier]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

You either agree with us, or we ban you.

thats what you mean really

[Alvin Moss]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

thats what you mean really

Your message is somewhat terse and uninformative. It is difficult to understand what you are trying to say. Would it be possible to attempt to give us your thoughts again, using complete sentences and leaving nothing to the imagination? We are not mind readers here. Thank you.

[Didymus Much]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

You either agree with us, or we ban you.

thats what you mean really

HELLO? IS THIS THING ON??

[TF2MustLiveOn]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

boi I swear to god, psyche god is fake, tf2 is made by satan and worshipped by all sand people <3

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

boi I swear to god, psyche god is fake, tf2 is made by satan and worshipped by all sand people <3

Good Lord, is this an example of the Ass Burger? No wonder God hates them so much.

[The_Soldier]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Why don't you people actually read the Bible (KJV1611) before you start saying what Christians think

not all christians read the KJV 1611 that doesn't mean their not christian

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

not all christians read the KJV 1611 that doesn't mean their not christian

And that is when you are wrong. How the word of God could have more than one version? He is Allmighty, meaning He does not need to re write some sentences because He forgot something.


What Bible do you read?

[_ S A T A N _]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I don't know why you think this, but I can assure you, I DID NOT create this game. I might be at fault for Grand Theft Auto and Postal 2, but not this. Careful who you accuse. Ignorant Christians. 3

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Wow Satan, is it really you? There have been SO MANY impostors over the years! Just wait right here until I run and tell the Pastors! They'll be so surprised!

Imagine, Satan on our very own forum!

What are the chances?!?

[Basilissa]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I don't know why you think this, but I can assure you, I DID NOT create this game. I might be at fault for Grand Theft Auto and Postal 2, but not this. Careful who you accuse. Ignorant Christians. 3

Of course you didn't create it. We already knew it.

In order to create a computer game one has to be smart, and a smart person would not come up with such a dumb nickname.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Of course you didn't create it. We already knew it.

In order to create a computer game one has to be smart, and a smart person would not come up with such a dumb nickname.

But, if it's a man of wealth and taste, he doesn't need to wait any longer; he can introduce himself here:

.

[PersonFromAsia]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Did you even research on Team Fortress 2 before you posted this? I play Team Fortress 2 myself! The community is always fun. That is the point of video games right? Valve spent 9 years of development on this game! Now there is a competitor fo Tf2, which is Overwatch. Think before you post. While thinking, question yourself if you are even a decent Christian or not. Compare yourself to the Philippines. The Filipinos are more close to God than you. You people don't even deserve to be called Christians. An 8-year-old would be smarter than you (In a religious way). Your son plays TF2 with his friends because it is fun! This thrsad should be titled: "DO NOT LET IMPROPER CHRISTIANS CALL OTHER PEOPLE SATANIC". You are an idiot if you think TF2 is demonic, homosexual, etc.

[Levi Jones]

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The Filipinos are more close to God than you.

If that's true, then why tsunamis and earthquakes?

You people don't even deserve to be called Christians.

An 8-year-old would be smarter than you (In a religious way).

Why are you so prideful, friend? On one hand you say you are a better Christian just by your country of birth. And that we don't deserve to be called Christians.
And that we are stupid and ignorant.

That's exactly something we would say to someone!

Are you sure you aren't our long lost brother from Asia? Could you be our apostle to the Philippines? Welcome, friend!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: PHILIPPINES

If that's true, then why tsunamis and earthquakes?

In a country rejecting God to such an extent that 86% of them worship idols from Rome I'm surprised there's not more!

More than 86 percent of the population is Roman Catholic, 6 percent belong to various nationalized Christian cults, and another 2 percent belong to well over 100 Protestant denominations.

The pre-Hispanic belief system of Filipinos consisted of a pantheon of gods, spirits, creatures, and men that guarded the streams, fields, trees, mountains, forests, and houses. Bathala, who created earth and man, was superior to these other gods and spirits. Regular sacrifices and prayers were offered to placate these deities and spirits--some of which were benevolent, some malevolent. Wood and metal images represented ancestral spirits, and no distinction was made between the spirits and their physical symbol..

Anyone who had reputed power over the supernatural and natural was automatically elevated to a position of prominence. Every village had its share of shamans and priests who competitively plied their talents and carried on ritual curing. Many gained renown for their ability to develop anting-anting, a charm guaranteed to make a person invincible in the face of human enemies. Other sorcerers concocted love potions or produced amulets that made their owners invisible.

All that's happened is that they've substituted the popes' and cardinals' brand of pagan idolatry for their home-grown variety. The Bible is very clear that this leads to destruction.