[Basilissa]

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Kenya is filled with blacks; known for hating the gays more than anything. If such wereto happen, they'd be beheaded and the lions as well.

I suppose, that's why Kenyan homosexuals prefer to perform their abominable acts in front of lions, rather than in front of people. That's how they define safe sex.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Speaking of gay people, did you know that some lions were participating in gay sex?

You see, this is what happens. With no moral compass, an inevitable consequence of rejecting God's Just Law, a helpful discussion concerning Daniel involving lions evokes base thoughts in the dissipated mind.

the power of prayer! Danger may be all around me, but Jesus’s protection shield protects me from all harm! Daniel 6: 16-22 Prayer worked for me, so the way I see it, anybody who does suffer ill effects simply isn’t praying hard enough.

A wild lion is much larger than you'd expect. On safari people do sometimes get eaten, primarily because they opt for low-cost open vehicles and don't know what they're doing, but it's not intentional. The possibility remains however than such creatures could become demon possessed and lunge at you yet even here the sodomite considers a practical demonstration?

Personally, I'd commend anyone who. .. .though that might be me.

that might be me


Did anyone else notice? First person singular!


Exactly what sort of demonstration might have taken place beggars belief. Activities involving one person in the presence of lions while other lions observe are fairly limited in this context. I hope our minds are set at ease in the intro. post and that we're able to welcome a new member soon.

[LW1997 (On Moderation)]

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video games were just made to program people's minds and make them slaves. Even Carlin knew that, and I would definitely not endorse him, but this says a lot. I am glad to have grown up in a different time. Now I am not saying they were good, but at least at that time Germany didn't have half as much immigrants as we have now. And yeah, Mrs. Angie can't do anything about it, because well, she knows what's best for Germany, eh?

Nowadays people are afraid to even go out. Only things that matters to them is their computer. Some say that games go against SJW's and feminists. OK, but why do they still make them act like negroes.

[engineer1 Waiting for Email Confirmation]

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hi all

first i must say thank you all for this board so i can keep my son away from nasty stuff the devil puts on this earth

as grateful as i am i am here to tell you all to ban team fortress 2 (abbreviated as TF2) for the following reasons

i discovered about it this weekend when my 15 year old son charlie brought home his friend and they were playing on his friend's laptop a game where it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOSEXUALITY

first off this is their artwork they use to advertise to the MASSES



as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)

there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")

they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it

i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends

if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!!

hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god!

-baseballmom67

NOW LISTEN HERE I PLAY THIS GAME AND DON'T YOU DARE BAN ME RIGHT AWAY BECAUSE I HAVE PROOF THIS I S AN OK GAME TO YOUR CRYBABY NONSENSE i play team fortress 2 quite a lot and heavy weapons the guy who said "i love you docter" isn't being gay but he is saying that do to his life being saved by the docter and one of you mentioned saying jesus is a US citizen no he isn't usa didn't exist during biblical times and pyro is the person under the mask people are saying that it is a women so it isn't only just a bunch of guys and don't rope it in saying that pyro can get gangbanged in because pyro is someone that terrifies the entire tf team this is supposed to be a fun little game people like like me but nooooooo you have to complain about it because you see the demoman and soldier being best friends what's so bad about having a friend in life you introverts i am honest person now and i go to church every sunday besides you know right now churches closing due to chrona virus but even then all the characters have a christian religion as well the soldier the guy who says god brought two of each animal on a boat and beat them it is because he has an illness do to drinking lead poisioned water he didn't know about so he thinks that he is forever stuck in a war so think about it arn't you crying about this fun game a bit to much and don't say pyro is supposed to be a child who has a overactive inmagination because she sees things like that because of the pyrovision goggles which changed it's view not stop crying about stuff because you only want to belive one topic

[Isabella White]

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NOW LISTEN HERE I PLAY THIS GAME AND DON'T YOU DARE BAN ME RIGHT AWAY BECAUSE I HAVE PROOF THIS I S AN OK GAME TO YOUR CRYBABY NONSENSE i play team fortress 2 quite a lot and heavy weapons the guy who said "i love you docter" isn't being gay but he is saying that do to his life being saved by the docter and one of you mentioned saying jesus is a US citizen no he isn't usa didn't exist during biblical times and pyro is the person under the mask people are saying that it is a women so it isn't only just a bunch of guys and don't rope it in saying that pyro can get gangbanged in because pyro is someone that terrifies the entire tf team this is supposed to be a fun little game people like like me but nooooooo you have to complain about it because you see the demoman and soldier being best friends what's so bad about having a friend in life you introverts i am honest person now and i go to church every sunday besides you know right now churches closing due to chrona virus but even then all the characters have a christian religion as well the soldier the guy who says god brought two of each animal on a boat and beat them it is because he has an illness do to drinking lead poisioned water he didn't know about so he thinks that he is forever stuck in a war so think about it arn't you crying about this fun game a bit to much and don't say pyro is supposed to be a child who has a overactive inmagination because she sees things like that because of the pyrovision goggles which changed it's view not stop crying about stuff because you only want to belive one topic

Hello, Miss Not-Quite-An-Engineer: Your rant has been received, but I am afraid that I must re-direct you to our friendly Introduction Forum, which is where we like our newcomers to post an introductory message, at .

The link to that forum is here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Please pay close attention to our cordial requests, which I shall include here:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Once we have your proper message of introduction, then I am sure you will be warmly welcomed by the many servants of the here, at .

[Alvin Moss]

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NOW LISTEN HERE and other assorted, unpunctuated drivel

Generally, we divide up our paragraphs into sentences, using a period to denote the end of the sentence. A sentence is like a complete thought, you might say. You get an "F" for this tirade.


Also, just because you are not in school today is no reason to think you can lecture the adults. Nothing you said in your screed hasn't been said dozens of times by other unsaved wretches in this same thread. You get an "F" for reading comprehension and originality.


I'm sure you noticed that we ask all newcomers to make a proper introduction, so that we may know who is using this godly site (at no charge, BTW). You ignored that direction. You get an "F" for deportment.


In addition, young boys your age are fascinated by trains, but if you think for a second that anyone here believes you are an engineer, you are only fooling yourself.


As to your request to not be immediately banned, it is magnanimously granted, so that you may continue to make a fool of yourself for our entertainment. My advice is to get right with Jesus and quick. The End is near.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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NOW LISTEN HERE I PLAY THIS GAME BLAH BLAH BLAH...

Thank you Jesus for sending us a perfect example of the OP's warning about the Devil's influence upon the developing brains of unsaved heathen who have been seduced by Satan to play his unholy games. We just thank You for providing for us a reminder of the importance of keeping games away from our own children, and renew our energy for picketing places where young people come to play games. We just pray blessings around those parents who are strong enough in You to not spare the rod and spoil the child such as engineer1's father certainly did. Thank You Jesus, and if you should spare him his eternal life, I pray he comes back here to share with us his testimony!

Glory!

[MitzaLizalor]

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You know when I hear stuff like that rant I'm reminded of so-called Alzheimer's people. There's a difference between ageism and seeing from actions that someone lacks control mechanisms. Running off at the mouth comes into the second category. Could it be that this awful game brings on the Alzheimer's?

[Unicron]

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there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")




As you can see this is some clear (NASTY TALK REMOVED BY FRIENDLY MODERATOR)

[Alvin Moss]

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As you can see this is some clear (NASTY TALK REMOVED BY FRIENDLY MODERATOR)

Strong language is never welcome.

[Isabella White]

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there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")

As you can see this is some clear (NASTY TALK REMOVED BY FRIENDLY MODERATOR)

Dear Miss Unicron: I note that this is your message to be posted on . I should mention that we prefer our newcomers to post their first message in our friendly INTRODUCTION FORUM, which is linked here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Whilst there, you will notice some simple requests at the top of the page, but I shall include those here, for your benefit:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

We look forward to getting to know you.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I PLAY THIS GAME … I HAVE PROOF THIS IS AN OK GAME … i play team fortress 2 quite a lot and heavy weapons the guy who said………etc.

there is also blantent homosexuality … [example irrelevant] … As you can see this is some clear………and so on.

Identical reactions there from Unicron and engineer1, simply using different words, but we already know that it's not an OK game regardless of how frequently you play it and that the postures and costumes involved would never appeal to any normal person even if they were on synthetic prostaglandins and bison steroids.

Clearly in this "game" there's a certain amount of window dressing. So that characters will dress or pose in particular ways to reinforce propaganda from the usual suspects that galumphing around like a deranged arsonist is somehow acceptable in certain circumstances. God does not agree of course having designated that function to a different species.

Judges 14:20 – 15:6 Samson's wife was given to his companion, whom he had used as his friend. But it came to pass within a while after, in the time of wheat harvest, that Samson visited his wife with a kid; and he said, I will go in to my wife into the chamber. But her father would not suffer him to go in. And her father said, I verily thought that thou hadst utterly hated her; therefore I gave her to thy companion: is not her younger sister fairer than she? take her, I pray thee, instead of her. And Samson said concerning them, Now shall I be more blameless than the Philistines, though I do them a displeasure. And Samson went and caught three hundred foxes, and took firebrands, and turned tail to tail, and put a firebrand in the midst between two tails. And when he had set the brands on fire, he let them go into the standing corn of the Philistines, and burnt up both the shocks, and also the standing corn, with the vineyards and olives. Then the Philistines said, Who hath done this? And they answered, Samson, the son in law of the Timnite, because he had taken his wife, and given her to his companion. And the Philistines came up, and burnt her and her father with fire.

Quite a lot in that passage but the salient species is fox. Sure, the Philistines could burn things too but how did God regard the Philistines? As less than a shepherd boy, who could pop one in the forehead and hack through its neck just-like-that to cart the head around which contains a fair amount of blood so that would be trailing after; it disgusts me how uncaring the Philistines were of God's promise and the ease with which young David could see it through. For this lot however it's "God? Schmod!" all the way to the bank. Christians would never celebrate Philistine tactics like that and therefore would never let family members play Team Fortress 2!!!

[Elmer G. White]

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I don't really know what this "fortress" thing is, except that it promotes sodomy in an unprecedented manner, which is obviously evil and at the moment the principal sin, on which Jesus has been focusing for a few decades. Why oh why would these adolescents spend their time with proxy fortresses,when there is only one fortress that matters!?

2 Samuel 22:2
And he said, The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer;

The fortresses that combine "teams" of homosexuals under the command of Satan, such as this "team fortress" has been demonstrated to be, shall vanish and woe unto those who fell into their seductive whispers! Apparently, they will be destroyed by internal conflicts that I surmise will arise from the constant rectal/internal organ damage caused by the sodomistic act. A tumult shall arise within the bowels of these blasphemers!

Hosea 10:14
Therefore shall a tumult arise among thy people, and all thy fortresses shall be spoiled, as Shalman spoiled Betharbel in the day of battle: the mother was dashed in pieces upon her children.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[MitzaLizalor]

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I don't really know what this "fortress" thing is, except that it promotes sodomy in an unprecedented manner

Unprecedented and pathetic.

Once again I'm willing to take on the mantle of commie liberalism just to highlight the Primum Mobile within which these half baked medievalists revolve.

Actually has a sort of war-like effect except that I'd doubt any of them have the remotest concept of either "fort" or "war" such as carpet nuking or (before aircraft) Carmarthen Castle. This what they think they're doing..

..but what they'd get is altogether different. To explain the difference we'd have to use words they don't even know exist. Papism is the very architecture of sodomy and their citadels are built of stone; what Romish monster ever invented a nuke? God was protecting someone but it wasn't these petty war nuts geeking out on simulations or even in their paint ball fields.

Jesus knows His own.

[Dadbot123]

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Being a stupid ass white Christian, nobody gives a fuck about how stupid ass shit you idiots are. All of you stupid ass kkk bitches can fuck off with your shitty ass bible. Go to hell you fuckers!