[strikeout8]

Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

Deuteronomy 18:10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch,

1 Chronicles 10:13 So Saul died for his transgression which he committed against the LORD, even against the word of the LORD, which he kept not, and also for asking counsel of one that had a familiar spirit, to inquire of it;

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live

Then why would God mention them? Have you got something wrong in your head?

The bible is a bunch of shit.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

The bible is a bunch of shit.

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Jetisr]

Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

That was a little thing called the Cruciatus curse. It causes someone to feel more pain than could ever be imagined. Besides, Bellatrix is in love with Voldemort.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

That was a little thing called the Cruciatus curse. It causes someone to feel more pain than could ever be imagined. Besides, Bellatrix is in love with Voldemort.

This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at you now in Christ's name!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[Jetisr]

Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at you now in Christ's name!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

...Can anyone decode what this guy just said?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

...Can anyone decode what this guy just said?

It's a prayer against witches. Already you've stopped making daft posts about witches.

[lukasekman]

Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

That was a little thing called the Cruciatus curse. It causes someone to feel more pain than could ever be imagined. Besides, Bellatrix is in love with Voldemort.

Many people consider rape to be the most terrible thing one can imagine. Gay rape is worse than ordinary rape, so it is thus more terrible than what is possible to imagine. I think the "Cruciatus Curse" is an euphemism for lesbian rape.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

That was a little thing called the Cruciatus curse. It causes someone to feel more pain than could ever be imagined. Besides, Bellatrix is in love with Voldemort.

Who cares if a whore named "Good Tricks" (Bella - Trix) is in love with someone named Lord Moldybutt?


And, ew.

[god hates gais]

Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

Are you kidding me? Um Bellatrix is madly in love with Voldemort and she was torturing Hermione because she was a muggle born. Millions of people like Harry Potter and I don't think a couple of weirdo's on an online religious forum can stop them..

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

Are you kidding me? Um Bellatrix is madly in love with Voldemort and she was torturing Hermione because she was a muggle born. Millions of people like Harry Potter and I don't think a couple of weirdo's on an online religious forum can stop them..

So Bellatrix is a skanky bi. She loves Voldemort but gets hot for Hermione. So what's your point? You think we True Christians™ can go back in time and stop what was written in a book years ago?

Son, you need to stop smoking whatever it is you're smoking, get a good night sleep, and start praying. Hard.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

Are you kidding me? Um Bellatrix is madly in love with Voldemort and she was torturing Hermione because she was a muggle born. Millions of people like Harry Potter and I don't think a couple of weirdo's on an online religious forum can stop them..

Who cares about a fictional character's sexuality? This is a religious forum and we are talking about the teachings of Jesus Christ. Some silly fantasy story about some wizard who survived his own death has no place in this forum.

[soldmysoul]

Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

Helena Bonham Carter is a babe

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

Are you kidding me? Um Bellatrix is madly in love with Voldemort and she was torturing Hermione because she was a muggle born. Millions of people like Harry Potter and I don't think a couple of weirdo's on an online religious forum can stop them..

Sounds wholesome! We really need kids being shown torture for satanic reasons with sexual overtones. They role model from this stuff. Pretty soon they'll be thinking God has no right to torture sinners and torture can only happen if it's a satanic hell witch doing it. Next step, they get convinced God is evil for torturing people like Job and killing his family to make a point to the Devil when it's quite clearly not the case.

Before you know it we have kids thinking God is a satanic, torture-crazy, cruel hell witch and then all the kids go marching into Hell following Satan's delusional twisting of morals thinking it's Heaven.

And you want to be flippant about it!

[soldmysoul]

Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

Sounds wholesome! We really need kids being shown torture for satanic reasons with sexual overtones. They role model from this stuff. Pretty soon they'll be thinking God has no right to torture sinners and torture can only happen if it's a satanic hell witch doing it. Next step, they get convinced God is evil for torturing people like Job and killing his family to make a point to the Devil when it's quite clearly not the case.

Before you know it we have kids thinking God is a satanic, torture-crazy, cruel hell witch and then all the kids go marching into Hell following Satan's delusional twisting of morals thinking it's Heaven.

And you want to be flippant about it!

Bellatrix Lestrange is played by Helena Bonham Carter and she's such a beautiful woman in real life

[Thomas Dalton]

Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

Bellatrix Lestrange is played by Helena Bonham Carter and she's such a beautiful woman in real life

So you felt the need to repeat this why?
To make a point that torture is okay if it's a beautiful lady torturing you?