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  • Caleb the Queer
    Unsaved trash, vile obese demon
    • Feb 2014
    • 7

    #1276
    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Also, it's moderately entertaining how you're editing my posts as they come. If you're trying to make me angry, or even dissuade me from posting, you're failing rather hard.

    Be that as it may, though, piffle every single one of you. I literally wish every piffleing hatred of humanity on you worthless excuses of air. The bible I burn tonight is dedicated to you mormonic piffles. I hate you as much as I hate your worthless God.

    ***NAUGHTY LANGUAGE REMOVED***
    Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 02-27-2014, 06:18 PM. Reason: watch the language son, if you wish to maintain your posting privileges
    Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

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    • Alphonse Alban
      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
       
      • Feb 2011
      • 5724

      #1277
      Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

      Originally posted by Hyokami View Post
      Haha! Kid, I wish ***GAY FANTASY*** was legal in this nation. I wouldn't stop until ***GAY FANTASY*** were ***PONY PORN CONTEXT REMOVED***.
      Oh dear, you are again falling back into safety of your fantasies. You might be bit slow, but by now you should have already realized that no one here is taking heathens like you very seriously. We see rants like that so many times every week. It's OK, you are confused and scared. That's why you are here, to stop being afraid of fires of hell. You don't have to be insecure and afraid with Jesus

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #1278
        Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

        Originally posted by Hyokami View Post
        Also, it's moderately entertaining how you're editing my posts as they come. If you're trying to make me angry, or even dissuade me from posting, you're failing rather hard.

        Be that as it may, though, piffle every single one of you. I literally wish every piffleing hatred of humanity on you worthless excuses of air. The bible I burn tonight is dedicated to you mormonic piffles. I hate you as much as I hate your worthless God.

        FILTH.
        We are not Mormons, sir. This is a repulsive slur. Mormons are a sad cult of deluded people following a book that was clearly written by humans pretending to know what God wants.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #1279
          Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

          Originally posted by Hyokami View Post
          I have nothing to fear from a bunch of fat, incompetent cultists.
          I'm not fat.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29445

            #1280
            Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

            Originally posted by Hyokami View Post
            Also, it's moderately entertaining how you're editing my posts as they come. If you're trying to make me angry, or even dissuade me from posting, you're failing rather hard.

            Be that as it may, though, piffle every single one of you. I literally wish every piffleing hatred of humanity on you worthless excuses of air. The bible I burn tonight is dedicated to you mormonic piffles. I hate you as much as I hate your worthless God.

            ***NAUGHTY LANGUAGE REMOVED***
            Welcome friend!

            While I am pleased you are having a good time learning about Jesus and following the Bible, don't you think you might be happier acting out less? Forgive me for saying so but you come across like you have something seriously wrong with your head, like you have been hitting it with a hammer over and over and over.


            I am not air.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Ryan Koschay (joo)
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Feb 2014
              • 51

              #1281
              Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

              Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
              What are you doing here papist? This is a Christian forum and YOU are not a Christian.

              I don't know what is worse, the atheists or wafer munching ring kissing brony mary worshippers.
              If it angers you so much tell me, what's the difference? Plus, you missed the entire point of my counter-argument.

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              • Ryan Koschay (joo)
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Feb 2014
                • 51

                #1282
                Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Son, thank you for sharing with the rest of the world the demented, aggressively hateful attitudes of so-called "bronies." You are the reason we are here! You're sin-encrusted heart is like a little piece of coal, so dry and brittle and in need of love. You know whose love is like a cool glass of sweet lemonade on a hot day? ! He died temporarily you know, just so mankind can learn what humiliating creatures they are, beg for forgiveness, vow to fear and obey Him, and promise to serve and praise Him for ever in Heaven! Wouldn't you rather that happy existence than seeing red every time decent people get together and talk about virtuous things? Why not introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information on this thread for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

                Ma'am you can't judge an entire group just by looking at one person in that group. Hasn't it been said to Let God do his work and you should just pray? Or as the prayer "Our Father" says "...forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us..." You haven't been forgiving us at all, you just keep criticizing us. If God deems being a brony immoral, so be it. But he hasn't, and you can't say he might because you don't completely know what he would do.

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #1283
                  Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                  Originally posted by TheArcher645 View Post
                  Ma'am you can't judge an entire group just by looking at one person in that group. Hasn't it been said to Let God do his work and you should just pray? Or as the prayer "Our Father" says "...forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us..." You haven't been forgiving us at all, you just keep criticizing us. If God deems being a brony immoral, so be it. But he hasn't, and you can't say he might because you don't completely know what he would do.
                  Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
                  Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
                  Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
                  A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
                  Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
                  Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
                  Matthew 7:15-20



                  A person has a choice to make in this world, rely on the kind of human ingenuity that provides scientific advancement, enables exploration, celebrates life through arts and entertainment,

                  or rely on Jesus alone!



                  You so-called "bronies" don't rely on Jesus alone, and so you stand against Him (Matthew 12:30).

                  And I will call you out every time, for I am a Prayer Warrior and I am not afraid of you!
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Ryan Koschay (joo)
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Feb 2014
                    • 51

                    #1284
                    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    <b>
                    Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
                    Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
                    Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
                    A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
                    Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
                    Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
                    Matthew 7:15-20
                    </b>


                    A person has a choice to make in this world, rely on the kind of human ingenuity that provides scientific advancement, enables exploration, celebrates life through arts and entertainment,

                    or rely on Jesus alone!



                    You so-called "bronies" don't rely on Jesus alone, and so you stand against Him (Matthew 12:30).

                    And I will call you out every time, for I am a Prayer Warrior and I am not afraid of you!
                    Maybe other bronies don't, But I do. I stand with Jesus and preach his ways. Note how I haven't called anyone names. Yet you have called us names almost in every post. Jesus never insulted man just because he thought it was wrong, neither did he insult anyone at all. It looks like I'm acting more like Jesus in his kind ways than you are. "Don't judge a book by it's cover." As they say.

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                    • Zechariah Smyth
                      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 15251

                      #1285
                      Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                      Originally posted by Archibald K View Post
                      Maybe other bronies don't, But I do. I stand with Jesus and preach his ways. Note how I haven't called anyone names. Yet you have called us names almost in every post. Jesus never insulted man just because he thought it was wrong, neither did he insult anyone at all. It looks like I'm acting more like Jesus in his kind ways than you are. "Don't judge a book by it's cover." As they say.
                      1. This is Jesus telling it like it is:

                      (Matthew 23:33) "Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?"

                      2. "Don't judge a book by it's (sic) cover" is not in the Bible.

                      Yours in Christ,

                      Z. Smyth
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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29445

                        #1286
                        Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                        Originally posted by Archibald K View Post
                        Maybe other bronies don't, But I do. I stand with Jesus and preach his ways. Note how I haven't called anyone names. Yet you have called us names almost in every post. Jesus never insulted man just because he thought it was wrong, neither did he insult anyone at all. It looks like I'm acting more like Jesus in his kind ways than you are. "Don't judge a book by it's cover." As they say.
                        Friend, if I have to read one more article in the local newspaper how a 'brownie' raped another horse, it will be too soon. I understand it is 'what you people do' but please, for all that is good and Christian in the world, please stop.
                        Tricking people by claiming 'Friendship is magic' goes against Christianty. There simply is no such thing as hocus pocus and voo doo magic.
                        God never told any heathens anything. It is pointless. That is because you people never read His Book, the Holy Bible. In it, He instructs us, to work on His behalf.
                        I'll help you friend, if you let me.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #1287
                          Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                          Originally posted by Archibald K View Post
                          I stand with Jesus and preach his ways.
                          Kindly prove where Jesus preaches making love with animals is part of the Great Commission. I await the chapter and verse in which you find such a command.

                          However if you cannot then you owe Jesus a huge, and most humble, public apology.
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Ryan Koschay (joo)
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Feb 2014
                            • 51

                            #1288
                            Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            Kindly prove where Jesus preaches making love with animals is part of the Great Commission. I await the chapter and verse in which you find such a command.

                            However if you cannot then you owe Jesus a huge, and most humble, public apology.
                            When did I ever say that that is moral or that I practice that? You show me where I said that.

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                            • Zechariah Smyth
                              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 15251

                              #1289
                              Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                              Originally posted by Archibald K View Post
                              When did I ever say that that is moral or that I practice that? You show me where I said that.
                              Just thinking about it or playacting is tantamount to rutting a deer (or what have you).

                              Maybe you should go read The Sermon on the Mount...it covers this stuff pretty well.

                              Yours in Christ (NOT DR. DOOLITTLE),

                              Z. Smyth
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                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                Gushing for Jesus
                                 
                                • Sep 2011
                                • 23775

                                #1290
                                Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                                Originally posted by Archibald K View Post
                                When did I ever say that that is moral or that I practice that? You show me where I said that.
                                Your refusal to answer is naught but a stall tactic. My kids even know better than to try that.

                                You owe Jesus an apology, son.
                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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