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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22375

    #46
    Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

    Originally posted by Bluish View Post
    Oh yes, and I think you'll all agree Heathen_Basher was perfect, right?
    Yes. While he was still a True Christian(tm) he clearly was perfect. As soon as he stopped being a True Christian(tm) he stopped being perfect and became a Hell bound sinner.

    I do hope he gets saved again in the near future as the constant crying of his mother is starting to get annoying.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Thomas Taylor
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2012
      • 1486

      #47
      Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      Yes. While he was still a True Christian™ he clearly was perfect. As soon as he stopped being a True Christian™ he stopped being perfect and became a Hell bound sinner.

      I do hope he gets saved again in the near future as the constant crying of his mother is starting to get annoying.
      I just had a few words with his "mother". She maintains that he was adopted and that she always had her "suspicions" about him. Makes you wonder does it not?
      Isaiah 66:15

      For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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      • KingOfHarlem
        Unsaved trash
        • Mar 2013
        • 5

        #48
        Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

        Hahaha@$! The only "cult" I see is you 6uys.. guess you've never heard of a thing called "entertainment"%&^.... You're calling turdbear blind while beating him with your own cane!!

        It's clear that you guys are the only ones turning homosexual, hopping on each other's dicks about how the harlem shake is "satanic". 6et real. This board is the reason no one takes religion seriously anymore.

        Hope someday you 6uys will "open your eyes", because it seems as though you are all blinded with ignorance, save for a select few that you have all ganged up on#$%!

        Kindest Regards,
        Wolf
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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        • KingOfHarlem
          Unsaved trash
          • Mar 2013
          • 5

          #49
          Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

          Oh, and homoeretic 6reek pie flinger? HA! It's called art. 6uess you were homeschooled. 6otta love the finest cult in history, all coming together on one forum!
          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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          • Alphonse Alban
            Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
             
            • Feb 2011
            • 5724

            #50
            Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

            I think I still take the word of God over some illiterate gametard's. God's opinion matters, yours doesn't. Jesus wins again.

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            • KingOfHarlem
              Unsaved trash
              • Mar 2013
              • 5

              #51
              Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

              I don't believe 6od ever said "The Harlem Shake is Homosexual"
              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #52
                Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

                I am praying to God to fix your keyboard.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Rev. Edward Clement
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 1654

                  #53
                  Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

                  Originally posted by KingOfHarlem
                  it too much bro. Just keep calm, and do the harlem shake.
                  #1. I am no broom!

                  #2. This is a Christian Forum, so stop trying to speak your perveted lingo on these Godly Threads.

                  You unsaved individuals and your depravity is quite nauseating, friend.

                  Make no mistake, the Lord does not approve of the shake of harlem, as thte Word has clearly said. Though, it is evident that an unsaved indidivual would not be able to see what the Word clearly says, because the Lord said so.

                  1 Corinthians
                  2:12 Now we have received, not the spirit of the world, but the spirit which is of God; that we might know the things that are freely given to us of God.
                  2:13 Which things also we speak, not in the words which man's wisdom teacheth, but which the Holy Ghost teacheth; comparing spiritual things with spiritual.
                  12:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
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                  Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
                  Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
                  Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
                  Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
                  Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
                  Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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                  • Bjorn Jensen
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2012
                    • 2356

                    #54
                    Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

                    Originally posted by KingOfHarlem View Post
                    Hahaha@$! The only "cult" I see is you 6uys.. guess you've never heard of a thing called "entertainment"%&^.... You're calling turdbear blind while beating him with your own cane!!

                    It's clear that you guys are the only ones turning homosexual, hopping on each other's dicks about how the harlem shake is "satanic". 6et real. This board is the reason no one takes religion seriously anymore.

                    Hope someday you 6uys will "open your eyes", because it seems as though you are all blinded with ignorance, save for a select few that you have all ganged up on#$%!

                    Kindest Regards,
                    Wolf
                    Can you please explain how this isn't gay? Does this looks like something that Christian, heterosexual manly men would do?

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                    • Rev. Waynetta Kerr
                      Unsaved trash, suspected lezbo
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 151

                      #55
                      Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

                      It's just dancing! I feel that Jesus loved dancing - or why would He have gone to that famous party and made more wine to get everyone merry and ready to feel the love of God in their hearts as it should be. God is in us all and He isn't telling me bad things about this Harlem Shake thing. They all look like they just love one another and are having fun. That's what Jesus wants for us.
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                      Proverbs 31:26 She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.

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                      • Thomas Taylor
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2012
                        • 1486

                        #56
                        Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

                        Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
                        It's just dancing! I feel that Jesus loved dancing - or why would He have gone to that famous party and made more wine to get everyone merry and ready to feel the love of God in their hearts as it should be. God is in us all and He isn't telling me bad things about this Harlem Shake thing. They all look like they just love one another and are having fun. That's what Jesus wants for us.
                        Yes, homer fun that books them a ticket on the Hell Train. It's false prophets like you that have made once Godly England the cesspit of iniquity it is today.
                        Isaiah 66:15

                        For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22895

                          #57
                          Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

                          Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
                          It's just dancing! I feel that Jesus loved dancing
                          "Feel"??? What's that? You think perhaps Jesus, confronted with Pilate, suggested a foxtrot? Or that having fed 5000 people, He thought a Ho Down would be good but never mentioned it in the Bible??? Rapping with the Sadducees? Yeah - I can see it now...
                          or why would He have gone to that famous party and made more wine to get everyone merry and ready to feel the love of God in their hearts as it should be.
                          That is a travesty! It makes it sound as if he was the guy with the party-can of cheap booze hoping to get a few foolish virgins pissed! Shame on you!

                          Madam, tell us, did you father smack your head at regular intervals? If not, he should have done!
                          God is in us all
                          No - we have to seek Him, for He hideth with a great Hidance but yet is accessible!
                          and He isn't telling me bad things about this Harlem Shake thing.
                          I doubt anyone could tell you anything.
                          They all look like they just love one another and are having fun. That's what Jesus wants for us.
                          Recall the parable of the prodigal son, who went off and had fun... he only got to chow down on the fatted calf once he had repented fully for "having fun".

                          And so it is in the Kingdom of Heaven.
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14487

                            #58
                            Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

                            Originally posted by KingOfHarlem View Post
                            Oh, and homoeretic 6reek pie flinger? HA! It's called art. 6uess you were homeschooled. 6otta love the finest cult in history, all coming together on one forum!
                            I didn't say it wasn't art. The thing comes from a notorious homoerotic culture; obviously therefore whether theatre (Aristophanes "wide arses"), poetry (Sappho of Lesbos to name but one) or sculpture (I will not be posting any more examples of that, they're all much the same) the theme permeates all. Even if their boyfriends felt free, obliged even, to seduce (or be seduced by) their lovers wives.
                            It is a common theme in Europe.

                            Yet even so sex obsessed a demoniac as Rodin knows that such debauchery leads to hell. Indeed, his "Gates of Hell" anticipates this Harlem Shake folly rather well.
                            Proverbs 26:1 As snow in summer, and as rain in harvest, so honour is not seemly for a fool KJV

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                            • Rev. Edward Clement
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 1654

                              #59
                              Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

                              Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
                              It's just dancing! I feel that Jesus loved dancing - or why would He have gone to that famous party and made more wine to get everyone merry and ready to feel the love of God in their hearts as it should be. God is in us all and He isn't telling me bad things about this Harlem Shake thing. They all look like they just love one another and are having fun. That's what Jesus wants for us.
                              This is a prime example of why the Lord INSISTS that the Husband is to Teach His dishwasher (wife) what the Bible says, and it is further proof that the perversion of the harhem shake is the product of all things abominable, such as silly lieberesbianisticism and femanasapphies of most perverse. Indeed, women should be confined to the kitchen as is right.

                              1 Corinthians
                              14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
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                              Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
                              Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
                              Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
                              Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
                              Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
                              Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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                              • MarciaCollins
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Mar 2013
                                • 2

                                #60
                                Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

                                Isn't man made in god's image?

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