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  • #16
    Re: Evil Queers Throughout History

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    You can imagine you are talking with Christ who for these moments happens to be wearing a Jeb faced mask and slight variation of His magnificent beard.
    Yes, if you will, imagine that God contacted me on social media pretending to be a teenaged girl, and used that to lure me to an isolated location, and then garroted me with silk, skinned me, tossed my innards into a wood-chipper and the chips into acid, and them wore my skin and earned the nickname "buffalo Jeb"....

    Never mind, Mary said it better.
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    • #17
      Re: Evil Queers Throughout History

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Is this a typo, dear? Did you mean to say you are trying to warn the seeker of Christ? True Christians™ are intimately aware of the dangers of the Enemies of Christ, as we are essentially walking, talking, living, breathing, flesh-sack automatons of Jesus Christ Himself. You may see the face and hear the voice of Brother Jeb, but it is the Holy Ghost who animates his soul (1 Corinthians 3:16; 6:19-20). You can imagine you are talking with Christ who for these moments happens to be wearing a Jeb faced mask and slight variation of His magnificent beard. If the Holy Ghost knows homosexuals are a danger and need to be watched, then rest assured, the True Christian™ knows this as well.
      Yes, ma'am. There are many seekers of Christ like myself who are somewhat acquainted with the word of God, but are by no means experts like you or Mr. Thurmond, let alone Pastor Ezekiel. I hoped to help others so that we may become True Christians as well and gain entry into Heaven.


      What should I do to repent?
      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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      • #18
        Re: Evil Queers Throughout History

        Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
        Yes, ma'am. There are many seekers of Christ like myself who are somewhat acquainted with the word of God, but are by no means experts like you or Mr. Thurmond, let alone Pastor Ezekiel. I hoped to help others so that we may become True Christians as well and gain entry into Heaven.


        What should I do to repent?
        Pray. Pray without ceasing. Read the Bible. Pray again. Pray harder.


        Go to your prayer closet and start!
        1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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        • #19
          Re: Evil Queers Throughout History

          Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
          Pray. Pray without ceasing. Read the Bible. Pray again. Pray harder.


          Go to your prayer closet and start!
          Okay, I will.


          I just thought that it would be a Godly service to expose the crimes of the gays, in the vein of the LBC forum's proud history of shocking exposes on such monstrous threats as Skittles, Apple computers, and Super Mario Galaxy. Was that not acceptable?
          I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
          Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
          But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
          From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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          • #20
            Re: Evil Queers Throughout History

            Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
            I just thought that it would be a Godly service to expose the crimes of the gays,
            You see, dear, the most shocking crime of the gays is their homosexual behavior. Hence, you should not limit your list to only those gays who did some other things which may or may not count as sins depending on circumstances.

            You should be concentrating on exposing such vile homosexuals as Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Michel Angelo, Leonardo da Vinci, etc.
            God created fossils to test our faith.

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            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • #21
              Re: Evil Queers Throughout History

              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
              You should be concentrating on exposing such vile homosexuals as Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Michel Angelo, Leonardo da Vinci, etc.
              Exactly: these are the ones who are powerful because they are respected by their dupes. They are the "sleeper cells" of the homosexual agenda (though they didn't actually do much sleeping :barf: .

              For example, Leonardo da Vinci invented the "helicopter", a dance move used by male strippers.
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              • #22
                Re: Evil Queers Throughout History

                Well, I prayed on it and prayed on it and then prayed some more. I opened my Bible and by God's grace came upon Proverbs 18:15. It is very relevant here, because, as we all know, the more intelligent someone is, the more likely they are to believe in God and the literal truth of the Bible. Therefore, I will follow God's direction and continue with this task.


                Marquis de Sade (1740-1814)
                The man after whom "sadism" is named. A French atheist, bisexual pervert extraordinnaire, sexual deviant, pornographer, and mental patient. He enjoyed beating and abusing whores (1 Corinthians 6:18-20), but had a particular obsession with teenage boys (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13). He wrote vile literary porn for his own perverse gratification (Ephesians 4:29), including such ungodly topics as pedophilia, sodomy, sexual torture, coprophagia, urolagia, beastiality, and murder. He called his unfinished novel The 120 Days of Sodom "the most impure tale that has ever been told since the world began," and it describes even more kinds of sin than the Lord Jesus saw fit to share with us in the Bible (a book actually worth reading, unlike Sade's execrable filth, which should be consigned to the flames). Despite his aristocratic status, the cowardly turncoat supported the French Revolution (Romans 1:30, Philippians 2:4). Napoleon had him locked up in prison because of the contents of Justine, the tamest of Sade's books, and he ended up dying in an insane asylum (Deuteronomy 28:28, Ecclesiastes 7:25). Being the most depraved Frenchman in history is certainly an impressive accomplishment in sinful behavior, and it would be hard to torture a man who enjoys it, but God is great and we can rest assured that the Marquis de Sade is NOT having a good time in Hell.
                I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                • #23
                  Re: Evil Queers Throughout History

                  Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                  I opened my Bible and by God's grace came upon Proverbs 18:15.
                  AHEM!
                  Bibliomancy is the practice of divination by means of a book. Generally speaking, bibliomancy involves turning to a random page in a sacred book in order to find the answer to a question posed...
                  Bibliomancy is not biblical. God’s Word condemns all forms of divination in no uncertain terms (Deuteronomy 18:10; Acts 16:16-19). Occult practices are not made less evil simply because the Bible is being used in the process.
                  Dennis, I urge you to follow my advice and set your eyes on the helicopter, dizzy as it may make you. And what is Mona Lisa smiling about? How modestly shamefaced she is?
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                  • #24
                    Re: Evil Queers Throughout History

                    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                    You see, dear, the most shocking crime of the gays is their homosexual behavior. Hence, you should not limit your list to only those gays who did some other things which may or may not count as sins depending on circumstances.
                    Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
                    Exactly: these are the ones who are powerful because they are respected by their dupes. They are the "sleeper cells" of the homosexual agenda (though they didn't actually do much sleeping :barf: .
                    How's this?



                    Anne Frank (1929-1945)
                    Dutch kike and closet dyke. World hide and seek champion, 1942-44. When the Nazis liberated the Netherlands during a peacekeeping mission, she and her family fled justice by hiding in an attic like rats. Here's an excerpt from her putrid diary, WARNING X-RATED LANGUAGE:
                    Originally posted by Anne Frank
                    I remember that once when I slept with Jacque I had a strong desire to kiss her, and that I did do so. I could not help being terribly inquisitive over her body, for she had always kept it hidden from me. I asked her whether, as a proof of our friendship, we should feel one another’s breasts, but she refused. I go into ecstasies every time I see the naked figure of a woman, such as Venus in my art history book, for example. It strikes me as so wonderful and exquisite that I have difficulty in stopping the tears rolling down my cheeks. If only I had a girlfriend!
                    My gaydar is going off! Disgusting! If only this Jewess hadn't stopped at the end of the Old Testament, she would've read Romans 1:26 and Matthew 5:28! This teenage yid's faggotry is beyond dispute, she admitted it herself! While all copies of the filthy book should be burned, it is clear that the uncensored version, which exposes Anne as the disgusting queer she is, is less dangerous than the "child-friendly" version taught in public schools and loaned out by public libraries all across the country. For decades, the anti-German propaganda piece The Diary of a Young Girl (which is mostly just her typical Jewish compaints and whines about her roommates, who were also Jewish, so at least she's probably justified) has been used to indoctrinate millions of children into believing the myth of the Holocaust, to teach them "tolerance" and "humanity" and "compassion." This is Anne's legacy, and this is why she is currently burning in Hell with all of the other Jews who murdered Christ.
                    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                    • #25
                      Re: Evil Queers Throughout History

                      Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                      How's this?



                      Anne Frank (1929-1945)
                      Better, dear. Next time, try someone who hasn't been covered yet, or at least link to the existing threads, for example:

                      Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?

                      I hope that was helpful.
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Evil Queers Throughout History

                        Originally posted by Basilissa
                        You should be concentrating on exposing such vile homosexuals as [...] Leonardo da Vinci, etc.
                        Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
                        For example, Leonardo da Vinci invented the "helicopter", a dance move used by male strippers.
                        Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
                        Dennis, I urge you to follow my advice and set your eyes on the helicopter, dizzy as it may make you. And what is Mona Lisa smiling about? How modestly shamefaced she is?
                        You asked for it, and here it is.




                        Leonardo da Vinci (1452-1519)
                        Let's start at the beginning here. Leonardo was born out of wedlock, making him a bastard (Deuteronomy 23:2). Perhaps this was why he chose to spit in God's face by becoming a queer. Or maybe it was because he grew up in Italy, a land infested with Catholics. For all we know, he was probably raped by a priest, like most Papist children, and was recruited to homosexuality that way. Did his unmanly interest in the arts make him gay, or did choosing to be a flaming faggot give him an interest in the arts? Unlike the chicken and the egg scenario (the chicken; Genesis 1:25), the order here is unclear. But the facts remain: Leonardo da Vinci was an Italian Catholic sodomite artist bastard. And that's just the start. Some theorize that his painting, the Mona Lisa, is NOT a portrait of a woman, but a SELF-portrait of the artist in drag (Deuteronomy 22:5, 1 Corinthians 6:9)! It's not even a very good painting (unlike his other work The Last Supper which depicts Jesus and at least attempts to glorify God, though being painted by a queer Godmocker diminishes this) and is probably a situation like George Washington Carver. Zero inventions by coons, so when one actually manages to create something as simple and stupid as peanut butter, he's held up as one of the greatest scientific minds in the world. Speaking of science, Leonardo also drew up plans for something like the modern helicopter, which is also a term used by today's queers for a disgustingly sinful practice. Coincidence? I think not! Speaking of science, this vile ghoul also engaged in cutting up corpses so he could learn about human anatomy, a necrophilic custom still practiced by university professors and doctors today. I urge you not to look at his drawing The Vitruvian Man, nothing more than glorified gay porn of a sinful Hindu false-god. Gay boy Leo was also a major figure in the "Renaissance," perhaps the worst period of human history after the Flood. This was a time when "reason" and "knowledge" began to supercede the teachings of the Bible. When you look at all the secular humanism, art, science, medicine, technology, and knowledge that exist today, you can thank evil monsters like Leonardo da Vinci for spitting on the Bible and ruining the world.
                        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                        • #27
                          Re: Evil Queers Throughout History

                          Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                          How's this?
                          You're still missing the point dear. The examples to which you referred earlier, namely Skittles, Apple computers, and Super Mario Galaxy, are all examples of threats that were not previously widely known. These are examples of threats that one sharing the Mind and Will of the Holy Ghost can work out as time progresses because while they are not explicitly written about in the Holy Bible, their threats conform with those evil works and motivations that are explicitly written about in the Holy Bible. The True Christian™ can discern through prayer and study threats, such as teaching evolution in schools, vaccines, psychology, or Comicon. When new information is uncovered, such as God's Divine and Justifiable Hatred of Estonia, the Believer is right to point it out so the rest of us can stay alert to the dangers of this world (Matthew 10:16). We are already aware of the threats homosexuals, Jews, and serial killers bring to the world.

                          Thanks to Brother Jeb's God Given Gift to ferret out sin in seemingly innocuous places, today I learned Da Vinci is responsible for the helicopter move, a dance tick favored by the Sodomite. You can be sure I will start posting on social media and comment sections in the news when Da Vinci Schools are talked about. What a shame to have an institution dedicated to corrupting our youth by the very self-same liberals who cry out for separation of church and state. What they really mean is separation of Christian Church and state. I for one will not be silent for this hypocrisy.
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Evil Queers Throughout History

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            You're still missing the point dear.
                            Would you prefer it if I left your Godly forum? It seems that I have nothing to contribute and I don't want to waste the time of Christians who have better things to do.
                            I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                            Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                            But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                            From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                            • #29
                              Re: Evil Queers Throughout History

                              Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                              Would you prefer it if I left your Godly forum? It seems that I have nothing to contribute
                              This Day In History needs work. Interested?
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                              • #30
                                Re: Evil Queers Throughout History

                                Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                                Would you prefer it if I left your Godly forum?
                                No
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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