[My Stupidity Amazes Me]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

No, that's not quite right. He impregnated Mary and Fathered Himself.


I'll do my level best, dear.

I was not speaking of you Dear Mrs. Rogers, but of some of your lower level of education members, such as the one who spelled "Eternal" wrong. By spelling it "Aeternal" But I'm just saying. I must thank you for having good grammar and spelling, it actually brings back some of my faith in all that is good.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

I was not speaking of you Dear Mrs. Rogers, but of some of your lower level of education members, such as the one who spelled "Eternal" wrong. By spelling it "Aeternal" But I'm just saying. I must thank you for having good grammar and spelling, it actually brings back some of my faith in all that is good.

What does any of that have to do with the evils of Skittles, trollboy?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Aeternal is an accepted alternative spelling of eternal.

But these are the same people who get upset over foetus, colour, SAVIOUR, etc.


But what do I know, I'm just a dumb housewife homeschooling even dumber kids.

[sloppyjotbone]

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By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws.

This is taken from the Terms of Agreement for this website. However, I can see it is clearly not enforced. Saying these things about homosexuals and skittles is absolutely ridiculous. You seriously think that homosexuals have a skittles code and they keep skittles in their pockets to secretly communicate with other homosexuals? If you believe this you are seriously messed up and have a completely skewed vision of reality. Skittles are candy. They are fruit flavored. And they are shaped like buttocks or balls? Are you kidding me? What about M & Ms, and Jelly Beans, and any other candy that is round? And fruit flavored means they are gay? Ok, so Dots, Jolly Ranchers, Laffy Taffy, Mike and Ikes, and all the other fruit flavored candies must be gay as well. Also since gays have a candy code, what about other minorities? Do blacks have a Nickel Code? Do mexicans have a Taco Talk? Seriously, stop being ignorant. This is just sad to read, and even sadder to think that people actually believe this. Son, I am disappoint.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Because your bitching about it when nobody cares.

If nobody cares, then why did you visit this forum?

[Cranky Old Man]

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You seriously think that homosexuals have a skittles code and they keep skittles in their pockets to secretly communicate with other homosexuals?

Yes we do.

And fruit flavored means they are gay? Ok, so Dots, Jolly Ranchers, Laffy Taffy, Mike and Ikes, and all the other fruit flavored candies must be gay as well.

Yes they are. Real man eat meat, not candy. Candy is for girls and gays.

Some scripture applying to YOU!

How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

Being an idiot is not an excuse: Romans 1:21 "Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened."

[GOD=life]

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Saying these things about homosexuals and skittles is absolutely ridiculous.

How so? It is never ridiculous or hateful to speak the Truth.

Is it hateful to say that you think it's fair that a child molester (more catholics) must pay by going to prison? No, it's not. It's just being honest.

Is it hateful to want to save people from imminent doom?

We should never let our personal preferences stand in the way of God, because then God will say "Okay, fine. Have it your way." But sooner or later, you'll die and stand before God to be judged. And then God will say "Sorry, you can't go to Heaven. Bye."

But hey, your choice... you would rather "love" in a horrible way than "hate" in the most caring and loving way possible.

[sloppyjotbone]

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Yes they are. Real man eat meat, not candy. Candy is for girls and gays.


I feel so sorry for you. It must be terrible you have never had candy in your entire life. Your Halloweens must be dull, giving out bits of pork, and chicken. No candy your entire life. Well, since you are straight I am assuming you have never had any candy before. Oh well. I will enjoy my Dots and Reeses Cups.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I feel so sorry for you. It must be terrible you have never had candy in your entire life. Your Halloweens must be dull, giving out bits of pork, and chicken. No candy your entire life. Well, since you are straight I am assuming you have never had any candy before.

I never had candy, I never celebrated hell-o-ween.

Oh well. I will enjoy my Dots and Reeses Cups.

I hope you will also enjoy hell since that is clearly where you are heading .

[sloppyjotbone]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

I am heading to hell because I eat candy? I fail to see the connection there. also did you know that homosexuals eat meat as well? I guess nothing is safe.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I am heading to hell because I eat candy?

No, you will go to hell because you ignore God's clear rules as he put them in His KJV1611 Holy Bible.

[GOD=life]

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also did you know that homosexuals eat meat as well?

Yes, we know what "eat meat" means in a sexual connotation. You do not have to tell us every single move they use. This is a Christian site, we have manners. Thank you.

[sloppyjotbone]

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Yes, we know what "eat meat" means in a sexual connotation. You do not have to tell us every single move they use. This is a Christian site, we have manners. Thank you.

Well your mind is in the gutter. My point was that gay people eat the same food we do. I meant meat as in you know, chicken, pork, beef. This man believes that because gay people apparently eat candy, then candy is gay. So when I say homosexuals also eat meat, my point is that homosexuals eat the same food we do, and by this argument all food makes us gay. And I do follow the bible, thank you very much. I also know that there is no passage in the bible that makes the claims you are making.

[sloppyjotbone]

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No, you will go to hell because you ignore God's clear rules as he put them in His KJV1611 Holy Bible.

Could you please tell me which rules I am ignoring? As far as I can see I am being accepting of others, and am not making bogus statements. You are saying that candy is gay, that makes no sense at all. There is completely no correlation there. So pray tell, what rules am I breaking?

[sloppyjotbone]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Well I guess you have nothing to say, because I am not breaking any 'rules'.