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  • Body Builders - Hellbound Prideful Sodomites

    Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

    At first glance, “body building” might appear to be a harmless activity of the retarded. Dumb repetitive exercises that accomplish nothing, but make them feel good about themselves. Building self-esteem through appearance. A surrogate for intelligence if you will.

    But do these simpletons glorify God with their hobby? Or do they insult Him as surely as if they urinated on the baby Jesus in Bethlehem?

    As always, we will look to God’s Word in the KJV 1611 Bible.

    1 Corinthians 6:19 “What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?”

    1 Corinthians 6:20 “For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.”


    Praise God! He clearly tells us that our bodies belong to Him and, if anything, they are on temporary loan to us that we may glorify Him in all matters of the flesh.

    Of course, there is consequence if we choose to disobey such simple and straightforward instruction.

    1 Corinthians 3:17 “If any man defile the temple of God, him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which temple ye are.”


    A deplorable sin all bodybuilders are guilty of. So serious, it is worthy of righteous smiting by God himself.

    Not satisfied with the well-proportioned and functional body that God provided to serve Him, they defile themselves in hatred and disrespect for their Creator.

    In order to “bulk up” and make freak spectacles of them selves, the bodybuilder ingests synthesized elements of bull semen and mainlines anabolic steroids intended for cattle. This is no different than being willfully and enthusiastically sodomized by an Angus bull every time the wicked defilement takes place.

    Praise God for the appropriate punishment of the degenerate heathen that would lay with a beast!

    Leviticus 20:15 “And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.”

    It’s already clear by now that we are dealing with foul God-mocking scum, but let’s move on and address the psychological sin of bodybuilding.

    Proverbs 8:13 “The fear of the LORD is to hate evil: pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, and the forward mouth, do I hate.”

    Proverbs 16:18 “Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.”

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    Is there anything at all in this picture that suggests modesty or humility? No. What we see is pretentious narcissism, vain pride and even a masturbatory pose, as the sinner clearly covets his own flesh.

    Another sin and another punishment, praise Jesus!

    Proverbs 16:5 “Every one that is proud in heart is an abomination to the LORD: though hand join in hand, he shall not be unpunished.”

    With all of this reprobate sin, why should we be surprised that the bodybuilder is always a homosexual as well? The self-admiration, the “workout” with other men and the time spent in the gym with the same sex. Hating God, no exposure to the female and a worship of man-flesh.

    Here we see the auction of queer beefcake bodybuilder backsides to the highest bidder that will sodomize and pass to the next patron.

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    Bodybuilding is deplorable and reprehensible sin. May God smite them all.

    In Christ
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    Re: Body Builders - Hellbound Prideful Sodomites

    Who are those buffaloes? I'm pretty sure that they're not using the shake-weight to get those muscles.

    I used to get pretty tough when I worked on the farm and I also cut trees for seventeen years- now that's hard work. You get real muscles and look like a real man not to mention getting paid for it!

    Those homos in the pictures above are wearing women's underwear and they've shaved everywhere, probably even their testes, which have shrunk from steroid abuse. They're probably the exhibitionists who work out on the boardwalk at Venice Beach in California.

    • Question to the women who read this thread: Would you ever want to be with a man who looked like that?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Body Builders - Hellbound Prideful Sodomites

      Bodybuilding is a hobby for homosexuals. No straight man or True Christian(tm) would think their life's work would be hanging out for 8 hours with other sweaty, half-naked men, watching them flex their muscles, helping your "buddy" with squats and gluteal exercises, then finishing the work-out with painful gay sex in a steamy locker room. The only reason they lift weights so much is to develop a physique that makes them the choice cut of beef in the gay dating pool. They want men to lust after them.

      I don't see how one can be a Christian and body builder at the same time. It's impossible.

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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      • #4
        Re: Body Builders - Hellbound Prideful Sodomites

        The Lord either gives it to you or He doesn't. If you "bulk up," you are going against His design, which guarantees you a place in hell.

        I am a natural hunk. God blessed me with chiseled abs, well-defined pecs, and rock-hard biceps. When talking to women, I invariably have to say, "Hey, my eyes are up here."

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        • #5
          Re: Body Builders - Hellbound Prideful Sodomites

          Sickening and vile.

          There is only ONE exercise plan for a True Christian™ and that is Rev Osbournes "Sweating to the Old Testament".

          It transformed me from a bulbous sloth to a fit Soldier for Christ!! Not some some excessive meat slab for demonic consumption.
          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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          • #6
            Re: Body Builders - Hellbound Prideful Sodomites

            Once a week me n my posse park our bikes behind the local gym where these 'tough' queers meet up to lift weights and shower together afterward. We usually beat the hell out of them. One of my lieutenants, Jimbo even walked inside and found one with a towel still wrapped around his waist and dragged him down a gravel road with his old lady's pickup truck.


            "Pain is weakness leaving the body."

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            • #7
              Re: Body Builders - Hellbound Prideful Sodomites

              Originally posted by PraiseTheAmmunition View Post
              Once a week me n my posse park our bikes behind the local gym where these 'tough' queers meet up to lift weights and shower together afterward.
              Why are you hanging around behind the local gym, son?

              Plus, it sounds like you know a little too much about their activities.



              Have you ever considered that when you fight a homer he might get his blood on you and then you have AIDS and then you'll want men to sodomize you?

              I swear, people don't think these things through.

              Yours in Christ,

              Zechariah Smyth
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              • #8
                Re: Body Builders - Hellbound Prideful Sodomites

                Originally posted by PraiseTheAmmunition View Post
                Once a week me n my posse park our bikes behind the local gym...
                So, you admit to having both a posse and a bicycle? Are you by chance the bully from an ABC After School Special from 1988?

                Thrilled By The Blood Of Christ,
                Harry Lester
                Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                • #9
                  Re: Body Builders - Hellbound Prideful Sodomites

                  Originally posted by PraiseTheAmmunition View Post
                  Once a week me n my posse park our bikes behind the local gym where these 'tough' queers meet up to lift weights and shower together afterward. We usually beat the hell out of them. One of my lieutenants, Jimbo even walked inside and found one with a towel still wrapped around his waist and dragged him down a gravel road with his old lady's pickup truck.


                  "Pain is weakness leaving the body."

                  So, you hang out behind gym showers with a bunch of bicycle-pedaling pussies, one of whom drives his mother's pickup truck.

                  Wow. Just . . . wow.

                  What did God do to you to cause you to reject Him like this, queerboy?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Body Builders - Hellbound Prideful Sodomites

                    Originally posted by PraiseTheAmmunition View Post
                    Once a week me n my posse park our bikes behind the local gym where these 'tough' queers meet up to lift weights and shower together afterward. We usually beat the hell out of them. One of my lieutenants, Jimbo even walked inside and found one with a towel still wrapped around his waist and dragged him down a gravel road with his old lady's pickup truck.


                    "Pain is weakness leaving the body."

                    A question, do you and your posse dress anything like this while you hang around outside the spa?
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                    sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                    Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                    Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                    Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Body Builders - Hellbound Prideful Sodomites

                      You phaggots mad I bodybuild and better myself besides wasting my time worshipping a mythical ruler? Ya, you mad

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                      • #12
                        Re: Body Builders - Hellbound Prideful Sodomites

                        Originally posted by ilovethedevill View Post
                        You phaggots mad I bodybuild and better myself besides wasting my time worshipping a mythical ruler? Ya, you mad
                        The only person who is mad here seems to be you: probably the result of being anally pummeled by some sweaty sodomite even as we speak (this could also explain the typos).

                        Yours in Christ,

                        Z. Smyth
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                        • #13
                          Re: Body Builders - Hellbound Prideful Sodomites

                          Praise the Lord!

                          It is obvious God means us to despise these pumped up prideful icons of homosexual perverted so-called manliness. I'm sure they give faggots a trouser lump in any case even if they pretend to be married like Schwarzenegger - a closet gay if ever there was one and small wonder his sham marriage is collapsing. Not that I condone his "wife" and her rejection of the bed she made for herself by agreeing to perpetuate the illusion of his virtue.
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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                          • #14
                            Re: Body Builders - Hellbound Prideful Sodomites

                            Originally posted by ilovethedevill View Post
                            You phaggots mad I bodybuild and better myself besides wasting my time worshipping a mythical ruler? Ya, you mad
                            Why is it the hateful unbelievers never make any sense. Doubtless you spurned your parents and their attempts to teach you the right ways to behave in Christ (or even to use God's English language of the Bible) and are now literally hell-bent on poisoning the body the good Lord gave you.

                            "12Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee. " Exodus 20:12

                            No less than one of the Ten Commandments given directly by God to Moses.

                            "20And Moses said unto the people, Fear not: for God is come to prove you, and that his fear may be before your faces, that ye sin not." Exodus 20:20

                            Yes, 20:20. Coincidence? I think not. You need 20:20 vision of the Lord to save you from wickedness.
                            Last edited by Redeemed Papist; 07-06-2011, 07:54 AM. Reason: typo
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Body Builders - Hellbound Prideful Sodomites

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              ...Schwarzenegger - a closet gay if ever there was one and small wonder his sham marriage is collapsing
                              Wait just a minute now... This is a Republican governor you are slandering here, not some faggot Democrat. As we have discussed on here, it seems likely the defenseless Schwarzenegger was raped by a Mexican. I think I speak for all Californians when I say, Schwarzenegger will be was the best President governor of all time.

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