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  • Born Again Bob
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2318

    #166
    Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

    Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill View Post
    - I find I need conditioner so that my hair gets more lift. Using just shampoo leaves my hair without volume.
    Um, dear Brother,

    You might want to address concerns over lift and volume in a forum not dedicated to finding homers. Might just confuse people who see what they WANT to see.

    bab

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    • Two-Dollar Bill
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 532

      #167
      Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

      Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
      Um, dear Brother,

      You might want to address concerns over lift and volume in a forum not dedicated to finding homers. Might just confuse people who see what they WANT to see.

      bab
      Words cannot express how dirty I feel at the moment. I obviously did not mean to come across in any such manner. Although I do not understand exactly what you mean, I do understand that my words can be construed as a form of homoerotic incantation. As a family man, with three boys and a good Christian wife, I would never invite another man to inspect the sheen or volume of my hair.
      Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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      • Born Again Bob
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2318

        #168
        Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

        Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill View Post
        Words cannot express how dirty I feel at the moment. I obviously did not mean to come across in any such manner. Although I do not understand exactly what you mean, I do understand that my words can be construed as a form of homoerotic incantation. As a family man, with three boys and a good Christian wife, I would never invite another man to inspect the sheen or volume of my hair.
        No, of course not. Why, you're as straight as I am!

        No worries.

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        • napa valley nan
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          Drunken gay-enabling degenerate
          • Dec 2010
          • 439

          #169
          Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

          Originally posted by napa valley nan View Post
          This photo's interesting. Blows that one out of the water...
          .

          Im experiencing meanest thing Ive come up against here (aside from the campaign to call mne atheist when I'm only agnostic)

          THAT IS: someone changed the picture I posted NOT FUNNY! It was of Jesus rock-climbing, and I don't think it is fair OR HONEST to change people's posts here, when they themselves don't even get an edit button to change their OWN posts.

          I think this practice is very cruel. Undercutting

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          • Born Again Bob
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2318

            #170
            Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

            Originally posted by napa valley nan View Post
            It was of Jesus rock-climbing
            Well, that sounds ABOUNDING in Scriptural support! Sorry we missed that.

            BAB

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #171
              Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

              Originally posted by napa valley nan View Post
              Im experiencing meanest thing Ive come up against here (aside from the campaign to call mne atheist when I'm only agnostic)

              THAT IS: someone changed the picture I posted NOT FUNNY! It was of Jesus rock-climbing, and I don't think it is fair OR HONEST to change people's posts here, when they themselves don't even get an edit button to change their OWN posts.

              I think this practice is very cruel. Undercutting
              You really have a picture of Jesus rock climbing? Wow, why haven't you shown it to the world? Because you don't want people to know that Jesus really existed?

              Or are you just suffering the typical persecution complex that makes you hang around a board where you know you'll be abused for your posts.
              Drama queen

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              • napa valley nan
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                Drunken gay-enabling degenerate
                • Dec 2010
                • 439

                #172
                Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                Well, that sounds ABOUNDING in Scriptural support! Sorry we missed that.
                This Is Not a Crueltry-Free Website, and I will let others know this.
                .

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                • BelieverInGod
                  Fourm Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 9269

                  #173
                  Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                  Originally posted by napa valley nan View Post
                  This Is Not a Crueltry-Free Website, and I will let others know this.
                  .
                  Okay, that's another thing. Bert and Ernie were ROOMMATES. If you want Gay to be recognized as no big deal, why do you have to make out everyone and everything as gay?

                  • Someone famous in History? Oh they were Gay, because obviously straight people can't do anything.
                  • Somebody famous in the Arts? Obviously gay
                  • Politician, must be gay
                  • Against Homosexuality? Well their definitely gay!

                  I mean do straight people even exist in your narrow little view of the world?
                  Drama queen

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                  • wait_what
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 592

                    #174
                    Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                    Originally posted by napa valley nan View Post
                    This Is Not a Crueltry-Free Website, and I will let others know this.
                    .
                    You know what is cruel?

                    Your selfish daughter refusing to give you grandchildren.

                    Your selfish daughter jeopardizing your salvation.

                    Your selfish daughter refusing to meet you in heaven.

                    You refusing the God who made you.

                    All because your daughter likes the comfort of a woman more than the leadership and security of a man.
                    The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
                    Give her a shovel.
                    Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
                    19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #175
                      Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                      As a good Christian I know any man who

                      * has long hair is gay
                      * wears sandals is gay
                      * hangs around with nothing but guys and his mom is gay
                      * wears long robes is gay
                      * bathes in public is gay
                      * talks about peace, love and sharing is gay.
                      * unconditionally forgives anyone who offends him is gay.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #176
                        Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                        Originally posted by napa valley nan View Post
                        It was of Jesus rock-climbing...
                        Oh, you got me good! I asserted that men who climb rocks are sodomites, and you tried what you thought was a GOTCHA! tactic by posting a picture that some homer "artist" painted of an alleged Jesus allegedly rock climbing. Why, there is no way I could recover from such a win!

                        You are a typical atheist. You think that something done by some false "Christian" represents all Christians.
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                        • napa valley nan
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          Drunken gay-enabling degenerate
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 439

                          #177
                          Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                          Okay, that's another thing. Bert and Ernie were ROOMMATES. If you want Gay to be recognized as no big deal, why do you have to make out everyone and everything as gay?

                          • Someone famous in History? Oh they were Gay, because obviously straight people can't do anything.
                          • Somebody famous in the Arts? Obviously gay
                          • Politician, must be gay
                          • Against Homosexuality? Well their definitely gay!
                          I mean do straight people even exist in your narrow little view of the world?
                          I don’t make out that everyone in histories are gay its just when you talk about the gays/lesbians/bis like my daughter who are lesbian or bi so much you make yourself a fixture on it. This whole section is all about the fixture on gay bashing and I will reply in the name of the daughter

                          The threads like this make it stronger for the people who hate the gays and my daughter. Who spray painted words on our B&B? the haters. The same people who see the writings of your's here and take it Yes one step further out onto a wall or a newspaper article. Hello, this hurts people! Words hurt
                          .

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #178
                            Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                            Originally posted by napa valley nan View Post
                            I don’t make out that everyone in histories are gay its just when you talk about the gays/lesbians/bis like my daughter who are lesbian or bi so much you make yourself a fixture on it. This whole section is all about the fixture on gay bashing and I will reply in the name of the daughter
                            I know your kind. You go around threw history looking for such fine upstanding men like Abraham Lincoln or Fredrick the III and make them out to be limp wristed nanny boys prancing around in lace just to twist history! We Christians aren't falling for it!

                            As a Christian I know that any man who

                            * thinks being a tax collector is ok is gay.
                            * thinks being a whore is ok is gay.
                            * who sits around all day and talks to imaginary people is gay.
                            * who feels sorry for stupid people being poor is gay.
                            * who would rather be killed himself than hurt another person is gay.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                            Hot Must ReadThreads!


                            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                            • BelieverInGod
                              Fourm Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 9269

                              #179
                              Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                              Originally posted by napa valley nan View Post
                              I don’t make out that everyone in histories are gay its just when you talk about the gays/lesbians/bis like my daughter who are lesbian or bi so much you make yourself a fixture on it. This whole section is all about the fixture on gay bashing and I will reply in the name of the daughter

                              The threads like this make it stronger for the people who hate the gays and my daughter. Who spray painted words on our B&B? the haters. The same people who see the writings of your's here and take it Yes one step further out onto a wall or a newspaper article. Hello, this hurts people! Words hurt
                              .
                              Well I guess if words hurt we better squash all those ideas of free speech, after all heaven knows the Constitution GUARANTEES THE RIGHT NOT TO BE OFFENDED!

                              Oh wait! You're perfectly fine with that, as long as it's our rights being squashed and not yours. Well guess who's in power, guess who runs this country, guess who would be put back in the corner, or mental institutions as the case may be.

                              Remember the old adage of be careful of what you ask for, you just might get it.
                              Drama queen

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                              • Born Again Bob
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 2318

                                #180
                                Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                                Nan,

                                Maybe your regular daughter could talk to your irregular daughter about how great it is to be in a regular relationship?

                                Just a thought.

                                Yours in Him,
                                Bab
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