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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #301
    Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

    Add to the list
    • Is a cop or firemen (union membership)
    • Rides a bicycle
    • Has a disability (real men rub some dirt on it, get back in the game)
    • Smokes dope like a Hippie
    • Takes a government hand out besides farm subsidies and defense contract.

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    • Abigail Talmadge
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2012
      • 31

      #302
      Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

      Just to add to the list:

      -Wears any clothing that incorporates rainbows.
      -Enjoys the company of other men, flirts with men.
      -Constantly buys expensive gifts for other males.
      -Enjoys getting very dressed up to go to places.
      -Has many "secret conversations" with other males.
      -Hates God.
      -Feels uncomfortable when the topic of homosexuality is brought up in a conversation.
      -Are very catty.
      -Into watersport.
      -Enjoys broadway musicals.
      -Pepper their lives with pop-culture references.
      -Has participated in a gay-pride parade or event.
      -Eats slender, "gay' foods a lot such as sausage, corn on the cob, popsicles, hot dogs, large carrots, etc.

      2 Corinthians 4:18 : So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.

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      • irish poof
        Unsaved trash, scottish drunk
        • Dec 2012
        • 13

        #303
        Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

        whats up pals im from ireland the greatest country in the world FACT see in ireland were actually normal and we let people express their lifestyle but to be honest use are all mad in the head

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552

          #304
          Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

          Originally posted by irish lad View Post
          whats up pals im from ireland the greatest country in the world FACT see in ireland were actually normal and we let people express their lifestyle but to be honest use are all mad in the head
          Are you trying to say that all Irish micks are queer? Is that why you're posting here?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14076

            #305
            Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Are you trying to say that all Irish micks are queer? Is that why you're posting here?
            Now, Zeke, you know they can't all be queer.

            Someone keeps making more of them.

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            • Rev. Jamar D. Dodson
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Nov 2012
              • 105

              #306
              Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Are you trying to say that all Irish micks are queer? Is that why you're posting here?
              He's a "lad". It's what the catholics in Ireland call their "bottom boys". I understand now why he drinks so much. I saw it during a hearing where a poor old man who was recounting how he was raped and beaten by several priests and how they covered it all up. It is so sad. I'm betting when he farts his rectum sounds like a a man blowing into a bottle. Just so tragic.

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              • irish poof
                Unsaved trash, scottish drunk
                • Dec 2012
                • 13

                #307
                Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                haha it would be great to see you come over to ireland and say all this because you would be running back to america black and blue you ignorant stupid cunts

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                • Billy Bob Jenkins
                  Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                  About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                  Hates anal sex. And trees.
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 8337

                  #308
                  Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                  Originally posted by irish poof View Post
                  haha it would be great to see you come over to ireland and say all this because you would be running back to america black and blue you ignorant stupid Rodimers
                  Friend, Rev. Dodson will be black regardless of what you violent Papist beer sponges do to him.

                  Thank you for persecuting us for practicing our religion. God tells us that this is a blessing in Matthew 5:10.
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                  • aUniversityStudent
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Dec 2012
                    • 37

                    #309
                    Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                    This is a very interesting thread and I find it fascinating <<< Mindless Blathering Removed - Admin >>> Thank you for your teachings.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29443

                      #310
                      Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                      What does the Bible say?
                      Lets look, shal we?
                      Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
                      Genesis 19:25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

                      Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                      Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

                      1st Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

                      Isaiah 3:8 For Jerusalem is ruined, and Judah is fallen: because their tongue and their doings are against the LORD, to provoke the eyes of his glory.
                      Isaiah 3:9The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

                      Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
                      Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
                      Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

                      Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
                      Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                      Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                      Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
                      (Male and female homosexuals.)

                      1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

                      1st Timothy 1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
                      1st Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

                      2 Peter 2:6 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;
                      2 Peter 2:7 And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked:
                      2 Peter 2:8 (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds; )

                      Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
                      Jude 1:8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

                      Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Creationist Ron
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Nov 2012
                        • 100

                        #311
                        Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                        More signs of a homosexual!

                        Talks about shoes or clothes.
                        Spends lots of time in the bathroom before he leaves in the morning.
                        Wears fish net shirts.
                        Wears pants with the bottom cut out so they can find the rectum faster.
                        Wears lots of bright vivid colors like tye-dye shirts.
                        Supports Gay marriage.
                        Eats shrimp ("suck the head of the shrimp" your not fooling me.)
                        Doesn't attend church.
                        Smokes Marijuana.
                        Lives in a Godless state like Californication or New York.
                        Spends lots of time going to the restroom homosexuals most likely will mastrubate or do something to there rectum while they are using the restroom
                        Takes dance lessons or prances around.
                        Has an IPhone.
                        Likes to eat fudge or enjoys eating lots of dark brown things.
                        Enjoys being violated by a man.

                        The homosexual is a very very very dangerous type of person.

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                        • lukasekman
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 614

                          #312
                          Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                          Long hair on men/short hair on women.
                          Use Apple products.
                          25+ and no driving license.
                          Lean and frail body.
                          Eating too little.
                          Use a compact stereo because he can't connect the cables of a real sound system.
                          Use any skincare but motor oil (men only)
                          Dislike the manly smell of motor oil, gas and diesel (men only)
                          Can't cook (women only)
                          Have phone calls longer than five minutes.
                          Spend more than 20 minutes on phone each day.
                          Facial hair (women only)
                          Prefer an unstable wifi to a good stable LAN, because cables are "ugly and collect dusts"
                          Spam friends with pictures and stories about animal cruelty, child abuse and lazy poor people on Fecebook.
                          Obsessed by being "social", and enjoy to participate in social ads on Fecebook (where you are claimed to "like" child porn and scientology)
                          Care about social competence.
                          Last edited by lukasekman; 12-10-2012, 10:51 AM. Reason: Added the Fecebook stuff

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552

                            #313
                            Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual



                            Have I posted this yet? I show it to the Sunday School kids once a month.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Ptaylordactyl
                              Unsaved trash, filthy perverted queer
                              • Dec 2012
                              • 6

                              #314
                              Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                              This is just so wrong, generalization in itself is wrong, I mean, is there no morality, no respect for your fellow man? I mean, how far does your head have to be up your ass to take this to heart, to say " Yes, yes this is something I can stand behind, this is very accurate, and I believe it wholeheartedly."

                              Please let this be a joke.

                              Please.
                              Lev.20:13
                              If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 8337

                                #315
                                Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                                Originally posted by Ptaylordactyl View Post
                                This is just so wrong, generalization in itself is wrong, I mean, is there no morality, no respect for your fellow man? I mean, how far does your head have to be up your ass to take this to heart, to say " Yes, yes this is something I can stand behind, this is very accurate, and I believe it wholeheartedly."

                                Please let this be a joke.

                                Please.
                                Did you know that the statement "generalization in itself is wrong" is itself a generalization?

                                Did God gift you with a brain, or did He make you a hopeless, Hellbound retard?

                                Why do you find Christianity to be funny? I promise you, it will not be funny when you are sputtering and sizzling in the flames of Hell for all eternity. At least, not for you.

                                Accept Christ's temporary sacrifice, repent, and get baptized before it is too late.
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