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  • #16
    Re: Homo whale spurts rainbows!

    Originally posted by Tripp Bryant View Post
    I don't think that your..."scientists" quite understand how a rainbow works, if they're actually having to study the situation.
    Shut your mouth you newfie homo.

    Their is no doubt in my mind that it was one of your faggot penis benders that jammed that giant whale rod in their throat causing a cataclismic sperm-plosion right down their gullet and down to the bottom of yer' ass!!

    "Arrrgghh mattie; would you like to sit on Uncle Deaner's lap."?

    "Arrrgghh my ship sailing mate; you'se feeling nice and tight; open wide and I'll let you know when I'm about to blow your bald head off.""

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    • #17
      Re: Homo whale spurts rainbows!

      Originally posted by Trig Palin View Post
      I can't begin to fathom the amount of unrealistic concepts that you've all managed to create in your minds. Homogenization is a process of allowing a milk to sit, fresh from the cow, in a refrigerated setting and allowing it to separate into a layer of skim milk, and a thick cream, resulting in a 2% milk once the skim is removed.
      Might as well ignore everything else you're saying, since you got this wrong.

      Originally posted by Stickypedia
      Homogenization is intensive blending of mutually related substances or groups of mutually related substances to form a constant of different insoluble phases (sometimes within addition of surfactants) to obtain a suspension or emulsion.
      In other words . . . NOT allowing milk to separate, and rendering it unable to separate.

      Much like butt-bandits, once they get going on their meth-fueled orgies.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #18
        Re: Homo whale spurts rainbows!

        Originally posted by Tripp Bryant View Post
        And what about the no haircuts/shaving? By the looks of all these "prestigious" pictures of yourselves, you all look pretty well groomed.
        What on God's Green Earth does that have to do with gay whales?

        First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

        Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

        Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

        If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

        I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #19
          Re: Homo whale spurts rainbows!

          Originally posted by Tripp Bryant View Post
          Because it's a faith. It's not proof.
          I know, it's staggering to see the blind faith that atheists have in their make-believes. Rational Christians like us have fact, the word of God, on our side. Atheists only have their blind faith without any facts.

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          • #20
            Re: Homo whale spurts rainbows!

            Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
            I know, it's staggering to see the blind faith that atheists have in their make-believes. Rational Christians like us have fact, the word of God, on our side. Atheists only have their blind faith without any facts.
            This is so true, Brother.

            Talking to athiests about the nature of reality is like watching the entire boxed set of Lost. Genuinely interesting questions are purported to be examined but previously held truths are over turned with alarming regularity to keep the view hooked to what eventually coalesces into a disappointing conclusion.

            Compare science with the Bible (KJV1611) where we know from the outset that God did it: much more intellectually satisfying than some bizzare time slip and polar bears.

            God lays it out straight so it must make sense: athiesm and science twist and turn with the sole purpose to keep the Godfree hooked on vacuous unfulfilling drivel (e.g. Evolution or Lost).

            Lost and Evolution are a series of different people pulling souless, unimaginative ideas out of their arses and the lumpen masses eating up the steaming faecal idea lumps and spooning into thier stupid grinning faces

            YIC
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • #21
              Re: Homo whale spurts rainbows!

              Originally posted by Tripp Bryant View Post
              And while I'm typing, the little infraction isn't going to stop me from making a new account repeatedly just to post. IP ban would simply result in either running a proxy, or simply changing/masking the IP.
              Oh wow! How persistent you are. What amazingly tedious power and might is yours.

              You are indeed a fascinating little man. Let's see what other proclamations you can make that are entirely wrong, shall we.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • #22
                Re: Homo whale spurts rainbows!

                Originally posted by Tripp Bryant View Post
                And while I'm typing, the little infraction isn't going to stop me from making a new account repeatedly just to post. IP ban would simply result in either running a proxy, or simply changing/masking the IP.
                . . . and your childish foot-stomping and whining won't stop the moderators from making your posts disappear.

                I predict you'll get as bored with it as we already are with you within about 5 posts that don't see the light of day for more than a minute and a half.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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