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On some stupid Hellywood award show, Jodie Foster admitted to being a filthy, rug-munching, bulldyke. 
Well, I for one am shocked, shocked I tell you!
She played an underage hooker in the docudrama Taxi Driver. I always assumed she was a tramp, but I at least figured she was a normal tramp, not some even grosser queer version addicted to licking ladyplaces!.
Then, a few years later, she played a slut who seduces a bunch of guys at a bar in The Accused. So I of course figured she was just a real-life slut who liked playing sluts in the movies. Oh, and in The Accused, like the typical slut she is, it turns out she cries rape after she lets like half the bar do her on a pinball machine.
And here she is with Honorary True Christian™ and noted Jew hater Mel Gibson AND super patriot & beef advocate James Garner! I liked this movie and thought that hey, maybe I was wrong about Jodie Foster being a complete whore. After all, why would these two great Americans agree to be in a movie with a she-fag? Well now I know! It was because she LIED about being a unnatural, disgusting sodomite for all those years!
The 50-year-old actress, who has long kept her private life as guarded as anyone in Hollywood, came as close as she ever has to outing herself publicly as a lesbian as she accepted the Cecille B. DeMille Award for lifetime achievement at Sunday night’s Golden Globes.
She played an underage hooker in the docudrama Taxi Driver. I always assumed she was a tramp, but I at least figured she was a normal tramp, not some even grosser queer version addicted to licking ladyplaces!.
Then, a few years later, she played a slut who seduces a bunch of guys at a bar in The Accused. So I of course figured she was just a real-life slut who liked playing sluts in the movies. Oh, and in The Accused, like the typical slut she is, it turns out she cries rape after she lets like half the bar do her on a pinball machine.
And here she is with Honorary True Christian™ and noted Jew hater Mel Gibson AND super patriot & beef advocate James Garner! I liked this movie and thought that hey, maybe I was wrong about Jodie Foster being a complete whore. After all, why would these two great Americans agree to be in a movie with a she-fag? Well now I know! It was because she LIED about being a unnatural, disgusting sodomite for all those years!
He was more colorful than a pack of skittles. One thing he loved more than a good 
. I should have you know that even though you are getting yourself off to a very shaky start, the 
will forgive you for your blasphemous content, IF you humble yourself and seek 
mercy. Failure to do will result, quite naturally, in you spending all of eternity in the fires of 
, which is the price you must pay for ignoring the wondrous Grace of Almighty 
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together. Why, I can assure you that you will find no better people anywhere than the 
servants of 
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