[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

It's okay to be Gay.
It's okay to be Black.
It's okay for Women to have their own voice.

Why do you hate your country?

It's NOT okay to force your beliefs on others.

That is something Landover NEVER does: it advises people on the wishes of The Lord.

I just hope some of you can look up from your false Bibles, and realize the harm you have inflicted on those around you because you are doing what a 2,000 year old book written by a man in the middle east.

I have reported this post as blatant racism. What, exactly is wrong with "Middle Easterners"?

[Truenamer]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

Why should we? Do you expect us Christians to take any of your made-up woo seriously?

Do you want woo?!

I'll give you woo.

Homeopathy
Crystal Healing
Aura Photos
Horoscopes
Christian Science
9/11 truthism
Young Earth Creationism
Answers in Genesis
Reiki
Spirit Science
Fuel Additives
Quantum Stirwands
Pyramid Hats
Master Cleanse Diet

Sorcery is real, kids.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

Sorcery is real, kids.

So is mental retardation, dear.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

And so is the fact you will go to Hell if you don't repent!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

Do you want woo?!

I'll give you woo.




Sorcery is real, kids.

It is good that you have kept your location a secret, as we are bid by God to deal harshly with witches. Our recent witch hunt produced mixed results. Many who had no bag are thirsty to redeem themselves.

Also, I don't doubt that your investigation is going badly. Your expulsion from this site will no doubt be a terrible disappointment, but it will pale to insignificance on the day you arrive in Hell.

Why don't you show Satan some of your magic tricks? He might find a special spot for you.

[Truenamer]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

It is good that you have kept your location a secret, as we are bid by God to deal harshly with witches. Our recent witch hunt produced mixed results. Many who had no bag are thirsty to redeem themselves.

Also, I don't doubt that your investigation is going badly. Your expulsion from this site will no doubt be a terrible disappointment, but it will pale to insignificance on the day you arrive in Hell.

Why don't you show Satan some of your magic tricks? He might find a special spot for you.

Witches are not sorcerers.

If you had to tell apart a witch and a sorcerer by how they use their magic, they would be different.

Warlocks are close to witches, but more reliant on the dark powers, whether that be demons or eldritch forces.

Wizards are purely arcane power.

Sorcerers can use arcane or dark power, but they have power within.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

Yes, that's very nice. Tell the Devil all about it and maybe he'll let you sit by Jimmy Carter, once he gets there.

[Basilissa]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

Witches are not sorcerers.

If you had to tell apart a witch and a sorcerer by how they use their magic, they would be different.

Warlocks are close to witches, but more reliant on the dark powers, whether that be demons or eldritch forces.

Wizards are purely arcane power.

Sorcerers can use arcane or dark power, but they have power within.

Yeah, sure, whatever, Houdini.

[IllegitimateDemon]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

Witches are not sorcerers.

If you had to tell apart a witch and a sorcerer by how they use their magic, they would be different.

Warlocks are close to witches, but more reliant on the dark powers, whether that be demons or eldritch forces.

Wizards are purely arcane power.

Sorcerers can use arcane or dark power, but they have power within.

Brother, you can't win with these lost souls. They cast out anyone who doesn't believe in what they believe. It's better to not follow these misguided fools.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

Brother, you can't win with these lost souls. They cast out anyone who doesn't believe in what they believe. It's better to not follow these misguided fools.

We believe in God and His Word as written in the King James Bible. If you don not follow us, you are not a True Christian(tm) and you are bound for one place only - Satan's hell.
If you think you are a Christian, remember, all that we know about God and Jesus is written in the Bible. You cannot call yourself a Christian and ignore the Bible.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

...They cast out anyone who doesn't believe in what they believe...

Yeah, because God tells them to (in the Bible). We've been over this.

...It's better to not follow these misguided fools.

Which misguided fools did you have in mind as replacement?

[IllegitimateDemon]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

We believe in God and His Word as written in the King James Bible. If you don not follow us, you are not a True Christian™ and you are bound for one place only - Satan's hell.
If you think you are a Christian, remember, all that we know about God and Jesus is written in the Bible. You cannot call yourself a Christian and ignore the Bible.

Yeah but isn't there like a hundred different versions of the Bible? How do you know that the KJV is the one you're supposed to follow? Your faith? But are you completely sure that your faith is put towards the right testament? Well lets see here. Since Pastor Issac Peters number one gun is to ask for scriptures that back my statements.
I'll demonstrate:
KJV - "1 Luke 9:56 - For the Son of man is not come to destroy men's lives, but to save them. And they went to another village."
NIV(New International Version) "Luke 9:56 - And they went to another village."
KJV - "Matt 9:13 - ...I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance."
NIV - "Matt 9:13 - ...I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners..."


So are you completely sure your "True Christian" "Baptist" "Faith" is directed towards the right testament? I'm also pretty sure that a lot of Catholics use KJV as well but in a recent post a high ranking pastor of your community banned Catholicism from being an acceptable religion to follow. One of my buddies is a Jehovah's Witness and his congregation also reads the KJV but that belief was also tossed by one of your high ranking pastors. Enough food for thought?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

Yeah but isn't there like a hundred different versions of the Bible? How do you know that the KJV is the one you're supposed to follow? Your faith? But are you completely sure that your faith is put towards the right testament? Well lets see here. Since Pastor Issac Peters number one gun is to ask for scriptures that back my statements.
I'll demonstrate:
KJV - "1 Luke 9:56 - For the Son of man is not come to destroy men's lives, but to save them. And they went to another village."
NIV(New International Version) "Luke 9:56 - And they went to another village."
KJV - "Matt 9:13 - ...I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance."
NIV - "Matt 9:13 - ...I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners..."


So are you completely sure your "True Christian" "Baptist" "Faith" is directed towards the right testament? I'm also pretty sure that a lot of Catholics use KJV as well but in a recent post a high ranking pastor of your community banned Catholicism from being an acceptable religion to follow. One of my buddies is a Jehovah's Witness and his congregation also reads the KJV but that belief was also tossed by one of your high ranking pastors. Enough food for thought?

Yes. Plenty of food for thought...and...all this HAS BEEN thoroughly assessed by our pastors in the sticky threads. Verily, God knew that eager enthusiastic but idle youths such as you would come and make a " new discovery" only because they cannot comprehend in their narcissistic youthful exuberance that wiser men have trodden the same path before.

Ecclesiates 1:9
The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

In addition, God knew about you.

Proverbs 19:15
Slothfulness casteth into a deep sleep; and an idle soul shall suffer hunger.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[IllegitimateDemon]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

Yeah, because God tells them to (in the Bible). We've been over this.



Which misguided fools did you have in mind as replacement?

Any of them who doesn't follow this screwed up congregation of racist, misogynistic, unsavory wastes of souls.

[IllegitimateDemon]

Re: Congratulations, Landover!

Yes. Plenty of food for thought...and...all this HAS BEEN thoroughly assessed by our pastors in the sticky threads. Verily, God knew that eager enthusiastic but idle youths such as you would come and make a " new discovery" only because they cannot comprehend in their narcissistic youthful exuberance that wiser men have trodden the same path before.

Ecclesiates 1:9
The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

In addition, God knew about you.

Proverbs 19:15
Slothfulness casteth into a deep sleep; and an idle soul shall suffer hunger.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

You still haven't answered my question. I would like you to answer my question without any scriptures or what you think the Bible would say. Man to man. One Christian to another. Answer me truthfully.