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  • Quetzal
    Delinquent Teenage Sinner
    • May 2015
    • 7

    #16
    Re: Greetings from a tulpa

    ..I don't understand why you continue to think I'm a lady. I have a penis! This host body I'm in has a penis as well! I honestly don't understand where you come up with these ideas

    Also, my full name IS Quetzalcoatl, after that Aztec god. However, I'm only alike to him in name, and share nothing in common with him. Just thought the name sounded cool, is all. As for tulpamancing, it does have its origins in buddhism, but we tend to eschew from the traditional buddhists beliefs.

    Once again though, you continue to insult and demean me and attack me with ad hominems when I am kindly refraining from doing the same to you.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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    • Elmer G. White
      Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
      Victim of atheist scientific persecution
       
      • Apr 2014
      • 10286

      #17
      Re: Greetings from a tulpa

      Originally posted by Quetzal View Post
      ..I don't understand why you continue to think I'm a lady. I have a penis! This host body I'm in has a penis as well! I honestly don't understand where you come up with these ideas

      Also, my full name IS Quetzalcoatl, after that Aztec god. However, I'm only alike to him in name, and share nothing in common with him. Just thought the name sounded cool, is all. As for tulpamancing, it does have its origins in buddhism, but we tend to eschew from the traditional buddhists beliefs.

      Once again though, you continue to insult and demean me and attack me with ad hominems when I am kindly refraining from doing the same to you.
      Mr. Aztec,

      You don't seem to understand that we rebuke you because it is the only way to show you the way to the conditional LOVE of Jesus. It is absolutely necessary to try to save as many aspiring souls as possible from Hellfire before Jesus decides to shut down this repulsive world corrupted by mankind. Jesus wants to fry those who deny Him in the Furnace.

      Matthew 13:50
      And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

      Luke 19:27
      But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.


      In addition, while it is nice to have good manners ( for you), only Faith in Jesus and following His commandments can give us Life Eternal, as explained in this sermon by our pious Pastor. Nothing we say can compare to the agony that awaits sinners and unbelievers in Infinity. The greatest LOVE imaginable is to use all available means to force the Truth™ of Jesus and His wrath into repulsive sinners. God hates you but we try our best to show to the harsh True Christian™ love for your own benefit. Of course, this is also a task that we highly appreciate, as it is going to secure us a very prestigious place in Heaven!



      James 5:20
      Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins.


      This awaits you:


      But JESUS can show you His love and discard His hate towards you:


      And we can spend the Eternity all together with Him.


      As you can see: it is absolutely necessary to wake people up. They must know the violent Wrath of Jesus. We are only helping you to know the Truth™ of God revealed in the Bible!




      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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      • Witch Hammer
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 1717

        #18
        Re: Greetings from a tulpa

        Originally posted by Quetzal View Post
        ..I don't understand why you continue to think I'm a lady. I have a penis! This host body I'm in has a penis as well! I honestly don't understand where you come up with these ideas

        Also, my full name IS Quetzalcoatl, after that Aztec god. However, I'm only alike to him in name, and share nothing in common with him. Just thought the name sounded cool, is all. As for tulpamancing, it does have its origins in buddhism, but we tend to eschew from the traditional buddhists beliefs.

        Once again though, you continue to insult and demean me and attack me with ad hominems when I am kindly refraining from doing the same to you.
        How else should demon possessed harlots be addressed? Jesus has obviously sent you here for some stern rebuking, not to be mollycoddled.

        Satan has you in a stranglehold, witch. I pray for your salvation...

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12997

          #19
          Re: Greetings from a tulpa

          Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
          I must say that I find the magnificent reports published in the Bible much more convincing than this improbable tale of this unsaved person.

          This is a curious mix of ornamental new age and Mesoamerican folklore. Why does this person refer to Buddhist beliefs and choose a Mexican username? Quetzal from nahuatl quetzalli. Or does this person refer to the quetzalcoatl, the pagan Mexican demon or the Guanomalan unit of money, also quetzal. Or a bird of the created trogon kind. Most probably this is just vain boasting in the absence of the real redeemer.


          I find this intercontinental religious syncretism* most curious as well, brother. I suspect that this poor confused girl is some sort of a Mexican. When I was on the Landover Baptist Mission to South America, the natives down there had a great reverence towards Prehispanic burial towers called "chullpa." (We usually solved the problem by detonating them with some dynamite). And this one says she's writing from a "tulpa" -- it has to mean that she is a Mexican sitting on top of one of these chullpas. Too bad she's lying about who she is and where she is - God hates lying tongue and a heart that creates wicked imaginations:

          Proverbs 6:16-19
          16 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
          17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
          18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
          19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.




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          * A word not found by my spell check - it continuously wants me to change it to "cretinism." Computers can be very smart, sometimes!
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22912

            #20
            Re: Greetings from a tulpa

            Originally posted by Quetzal View Post
            ...I seem to have an inane talent for doing these types of things.

            ...I seem to have some sort of inane, inexplicable talent.
            "Inane"

            You are beset by demons, son. Get yourself right with Jesus.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Jim Farmer
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2014
              • 2293

              #21
              Re: Greetings from a tulpa

              Originally posted by Quetzal View Post
              ..I don't understand why you continue to think I'm a lady.
              Your intelligence, or rather your lack thereof, is on a par with most females I've come across. They fantasize and rant and think they're actually important, when in reality, they're nobodies that we humor to get them in the cot.
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              • jfcoopjr
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2015
                • 30

                #22
                Re: Greetings from a tulpa

                Originally posted by Quetzal View Post
                Neither I, nor my host, has ever taken drugs of any kind, LSD included.

                Also, witchunter, you didn't answer my question. I just want my question answered instead of being insulted with ad hominem attacks
                Praise Jesus!

                Greetings, Q, you unsaved trash!

                Apparently, if you did not voluntarily ingest such chemicals to alter your consciousness and make you susceptible to the principalities and powers of evil in this world (Ephesians 6:12) which are obviously oppressing you, perhaps it was the mercury in all those Government imposed vaccines you received as a child to attend commie-centric education system for indoctrination into the hidden Darwinism of the "Homo Agenda" combined with the amalgam fillings in your teeth. Or, perhaps you live near an airport where the years of Chemtrails have truly affected your mind. Those possibilities are endless. You don't have to be conscious of how you've been drugged, it's obvious something has deprived you of reason and reality. It's not important how you ingested them, what's important is realizing you ingested them.

                What's important now, is that you've found Landover Baptist and True Christians™ who will show you the way to life through the Light of Christ (Matthew 5:16) which they themselves shine!

                I'm real new here too, but I've realized if I am to be perfected through Christ, I can only find the way to Life through study of God's Holy Word (KJV 1611) and rejecting Satan and all sin!

                I'm working the 12 Steps out of Homosexuality and I'm now free and a genuine Straight-4-Jesus™!

                As I am just beginning to understand myself, I am now reborn a new and perfect man by the renewing of my mind (Romans 12:2) through the Blood of Jesus! Now, through the powerful ministry of Landover Baptist™ and these anointed men of God, I've fled from the gaysexual life. I'm ecstatic and praising Jesus that I'll get to watch the sinners burn in Hell throughout eternity!

                According to the True Christians™ the only way to become a True Christian is to reject the Devil and flee from sin ... get saved ... seek His perfect will to live in obedience to every letter of His Holy Word (KJV 1611) ... give all to Jesus™ ... and share the Good News© with others that God hates the evil in this vile and degenerate World.

                It's all right here ... http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...73849#poststop

                If you don't become a perfect man (Matthew 5:48), your prayers will never be heard by God!

                Talking about yourself multiple consciousness/components (host/parasite/symbiosis-stuff) is just the Devil in you. Don't worry, you're not alone, there were many who can relate, to being possessed anyway.

                I hope you'll reject Satan and Sin and start walking in the perfect Light of Christ! If not, you'll burn. (Matthew 25:41)

                Yours in Christ!

                James
                "... And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six." (Revelation 13:17-18)
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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #23
                  Re: Greetings from a tulpa

                  Witch Hunter is right about you, Quetzal. You are a whore of Satan, and you have no power here.

                  (I am now speaking to the demon that has possessed Quetzal)

                  Unclean worker of iniquity, I rebuke you in Jesus' name!

                  You have no power here. I command you in the name of our Lord, leave this child's body and never return!
                  WARNING:
                  In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                  REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #24
                    Re: Greetings from a tulpa

                    Originally posted by Quetzal View Post
                    It's...a bit like DIY schizophrenia, except most of us aren't malicious...

                    So you're saying the average schizophrenic is malicious? Sounds to me like you believe in some very negative stereotypes about people with mental illness.

                    I'll have you know we have a zero tolerance policy toward stereotyping here!


                    If anybody here has not clicked our demon-possessed friend's link and read about his practices, I encourage you to do so.

                    Quetzal and his friends are basically dreaming up endless variations on Captain Howdy and inviting demonic entities to take control of their bodies.

                    They think their imaginary My Little Pony friends are real.
                    WARNING:
                    In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                    REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                    • Dr. Hippo
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Oct 2018
                      • 1

                      #25
                      Re: Greetings from a tulpa

                      Unfortunately, Quetzal, the overall consensus here is they don't care about your sorcery because they're too busy calling you a demon. If you would like too, you are more than welcome to post in the metaphysics thread on <<<link to a filthy heathen website removed by moderator>>>. There are new users who would be interested in the topic.


                      I am saddened by the hostility presented in this thread. As an agnostic man, I am completely turned off by the idea that Jesus would rather have me barbequed and roasted for existing as a person. Maybe God is Satin after all, and there's no point in finding enlightenment through "true Christianity".


                      They could have summed up their points by saying "I'm sorry, we don't understand Tulpamancy and would prefer not to comment on it" and then actually answer your question.


                      I can put words in their mouth they refuse to say themselves: Sorcery is condemned, so we will blindly follow the word of God and reject any arguments in favor of sorcery. Apparently they couldn't get past the "you're a Tulpa" part. Even if they didn't agree with Tulpamancy, they still had the ability to answer your question.


                      The only member who responded to you I have respect for is Faith_Machiene because he took the time to read the links you posted, even though we would completely disagree on the same terms. Everyone else is a troll.


                      This is why this idea of Christianity is dying. A God who's word refuses the concept of guiding people to salvation and a holy life is basically Satin. There are millions of better Christians out there who are far more open-minded and would at least respond to you in a civil manner.
                      Last edited by Basilissa; 10-20-2018, 12:39 AM. Reason: this is a Christian forum, dear

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                      • Elmer G. White
                        Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                        Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                         
                        • Apr 2014
                        • 10286

                        #26
                        Re: Greetings from a tulpa

                        Dear unknown person,

                        How nice of you to drop by and post such an incomprehensible post! If I may, I'd like to highlight some of the more enigmatic parts of your musings, as follows:
                        Originally posted by Dr. Hippo View Post
                        I am saddened by the hostility presented in this thread. As an agnostic man, I am completely turned off by the idea that Jesus would rather have me barbequed and roasted for existing as a person. Maybe God is Satin after all, and there's no point in finding enlightenment through "true Christianity".

                        ...A God who's word refuses the concept of guiding people to salvation and a holy life is basically Satin.
                        You're agnostic, right? You don't know. Yet you're referring to God as shiny fabric. What is the actual point you're making?



                        I do realize that satin is lustrous and one of the fabrics that invites people to harlotry. Still, if you're agnostic, I'd recommend choosing something more plausible as your vision for God. Have you ever considered ignosticism? It combines agnosticism with plausibility, comprehensibility and probability. It would offer us a bit more challenge regarding conversation. Within that context, how probable do you find your idea of God as cloth material?

                        If you feel that you have to choose fabric as the representation of the almighty, I'd suggest something more Biblical.

                        Esther 4:1
                        When Mordecai perceived all that was done, Mordecai rent his clothes, and put on sackcloth with ashes, and went out into the midst of the city, and cried with a loud and a bitter cry;


                        Yours in Christ,

                        Elmer
                        2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #27
                          Re: Greetings from a tulpa

                          Originally posted by Dr. Hippo View Post
                          I am saddened by the hostility presented in this thread. As an agnostic man, I am completely turned off by the idea that Jesus would rather have me barbequed and roasted for existing as a person.
                          I take offense, dear. Jesus doesn't want you barbequed and roasted for existing as a person, He wants what He deserves - nothing less than your total devotion, loyalty, commitment and unreserved worship. How can you begrudge a being who only wants what's rightfully His but is constantly denied Him? It's as if you're putting your personal beliefs ahead of His well-being, and I find that as inhuman as a person can get.

                          Originally posted by Dr. Hippo View Post
                          This is why this idea of Christianity is dying. A God who's word refuses the concept of guiding people to salvation and a holy life is basically Satin. There are millions of better Christians out there who are far more open-minded and would at least respond to you in a civil manner.
                          I rather like to think of it as Christianity is being put through the fire to sharpen and strengthen it. The impurities (watered-down Christians, religious half-breeds, people who dabble in atheism, paganism, or other false religions) are being purged so what is left will be unstoppable! If you thought True Christianity™ is dying, you're not paying attention! Have you seen who Jesus put into the White House? None other than the modern day Sampson, here to stamp out the enemies of the LORD by way of sheer might and powerful sexuality the likes of which intimidate lesser men and distract their malcontent women!
                          And it shall come to pass, that in all the land, saith the LORD, two parts therein shall be cut off and die; but the third shall be left therein.
                          And I will bring the third part through the fire, and will refine them as silver is refined, and will try them as gold is tried:
                          they shall call on my name, and I will hear them: I will say, It is my people: and they shall say, The LORD is my God.
                          Zechariah 13:8-9
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22912

                            #28
                            Re: Greetings from a tulpa

                            Originally posted by Dr. Hippo View Post
                            Unfortunately, Quetzal, the overall consensus here is they don't care about your sorcery because they're too busy calling you a demon. ... Even if they didn't agree with Tulpamancy, they still had the ability to answer your question.


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                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • Vengeance Puriel
                              Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
                              Forum Member
                              • Jun 2018
                              • 324

                              #29
                              Re: Greetings from a tulpa

                              Originally posted by Quetzal View Post
                              1. Witches are, by definition, female. I'm a dude
                              2. I say again, I'm straight, how can I be a whore of satan, another dude?
                              3. Assuming Satan is real, I strongly dislike the guy, he...does not sound pleasant, to say the least

                              Now, I ask again, how is it bad that I do these things? Sorcery is sin according to the bible, if I'm not mistaken, but I have great healing potential, as you can see from the chatlogs. And honestly, that's only a small sample of the things I have done.

                              Oh, one other thing, Brittany says she'll pet me. What she means is, I...really like my head petted and my ears scratched. Don't judge me. And she does that quite often to me while I'm fronting (AKA when I'm the one controlling the body, and my host is the tulpa)
                              Now that I'm caught up. hi my name is Vengeance Puriel, the people here this great church know me by my real name. I only have one thing to say you say it witch is a term only for females, well according to every Wiccan that I've ever met which means male and female a practicer of the art, it is gender fluid, because Warlock and wizard is different wizard is a grand old man, and a warlock is a traitor to the coven and typically a demon so when you were called a witch it was very accurate.
                              -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                              -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                              -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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                              • Dana723
                                Forum member
                                Forum Member
                                • Oct 2017
                                • 771

                                #30
                                Re: Greetings from a tulpa

                                Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                                =Yet you're referring to God as shiny fabric. What is the actual point you're making?


                                What a strange thing to compare God to - a shiny fabric! What will these atheists think of next?
                                Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
                                1 Corinthians 11:13

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