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  • #1

    Hi

    Hello I'm a proud baptist Christian
    Actually I was an Atheist before But I was Looking for the right way and I found This calling me, Now I left atheism And I'm happy to be a baptist and I live in the us

    Some of you might hate me Because I'm black, Actually My family Is Nigerian but we moved to the US
    I hope People are friendly here and thank you
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  • #2
    Re: Hi

    Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums! Don't be so hard on yourself, dear. Your people can be great fun when they decide to turn their hearts towards Christ! Why, look at our fearless leader, former president George W. Bush, having a wonderful time celebrating the conversion of the heathen savages of the jungles in Africa not too long ago!




    I hope you are as jovial and entertaining yourself! Say, why not tell us how you came to reject your Satanic atheist ways, which church you attend, and what your favorite Bible verse is!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: Hi

      Welcome to Landover Baptist church, Steve! This is the most Godly website on the interwebs, and I'm sure you could already tell. It does not matter if you're a negro, as long as you know your place. Would you mind telling us more about yourself? What's your favorite Bible verse? What made you give up your delisional Atheism and follow the path of Jesus?
      Psalm 53:1
      The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

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      • #4
        Re: Hi

        Originally posted by Stevethehuman View Post
        Hello I'm a proud baptist Christian
        Actually I was an Atheist before But I was Looking for the right way and I found This calling me, Now I left atheism And I'm happy to be a baptist and I live in the us

        Some of you might hate me Because I'm black, Actually My family Is Nigerian but we moved to the US
        I hope People are friendly here and thank you
        Dear Jigaboo;


        *I have never heard of a niggerarian named "Steve." Did your father give you a missionary's name?


        *Why are you randomly capitalizing? Why would "atheist" be capitalized, but "Baptist" not?


        *Kindly give us more information, boy. What is your age (in American years), what Church are you attending? How many niglets have you caused, and do you remember all of the names of the "baby mommas" that you raped?


        *How many pies have you stolen in your life? Be honest now.


        YIC,


        --Pastor Ezekiel
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Hi

          Greetings Steve! Very few Black men stop by this web site and I must confess that I am often intimidated by these white people in as much as I am usually the only Black man here. I have noticed that those who come here to have sport with these Baptists often disappear. I do not want to disappear. I am a student in America to further my education. What university do you attend? I am also a member of Black Lives Matter. Have you joined yet? I am very pleased to meet you and if you find yourself in Wisconsin please come by the dorm. There are a lot of white girls who have cars and I have some ganja.

          Jah Guide!
          Trevor
          Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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          • #6
            Re: Hi

            Originally posted by Stevethehuman View Post
            Hello I'm a proud baptist Christian
            Actually I was an Atheist before But I was Looking for the right way and I found This calling me, Now I left atheism And I'm happy to be a baptist and I live in the us

            Some of you might hate me Because I'm black, Actually My family Is Nigerian but we moved to the US
            I hope People are friendly here and thank you

            Welcome, traveler. I knew you were a Nigerian, due to your random, pointless capitalizations. For some reason, that style of writing is rampant among the savages of Nigeria. We are happy to accept all Christians who come here for fellowship, even members of the lesser races, such as yourself. How is it that you have come to America? We are already well supplied with Negroes and we have been praying that some of them would move back to Africa. How have you adjusted to living in civilization? We here bathe every day. Has that been a challenge for you? Please do tell us of your walk with Jesus.

            God Bless!
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • #7
              Re: Hi

              Originally posted by Stevethehuman View Post
              Hello I'm a proud baptist Christian
              Actually I was an Atheist before But I was Looking for the right way and I found This calling me, Now I left atheism And I'm happy to be a baptist and I live in the us

              Some of you might hate me Because I'm black, Actually My family Is Nigerian but we moved to the US
              I hope People are friendly here and thank you
              Hello Steve!

              A cautious to our Godly forum.

              Is the Nigerian prince, who contacted me a couple of months ago, one of your relatives? I replied to his email with all the info he requested, and I haven't got a reply yet. I really do need that money now, because shortly after that my bank account was emptied out by someone and my identity was stolen.
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
               Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • #8
                Re: Hi

                Originally posted by Stevethehuman View Post
                ...Actually My family Is Nigerian but we moved to the US...
                I don't doubt it. But after robbing how many Americans with the email scams? I know, you have "inherited/robbed/won" millions of dollars and all we have to do is "pay the taxes" and we will "share the wealth".


                I fell for your sleight of hand many times before prayer, and Jesus telling me to just say no. I trusted you, sent the tax fees time and time again, but never received a cent.


                You should be ashamed of yourself.


                Nevertheless, In Christ
                Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                • #9
                  Re: Hi

                  I'm over the moon that more of the spades are being drawn to the white lifestyle. It's only as matter of time before we can whiten all parts of America and teach them to pull their pants up and speak the language of Jesus without all that yo yo yo and nigguh nugguh nigguh tripe that's in their jungle music.

                  If only the wetbacks would fall into line and not need Trump's wall for Jesus.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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