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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12944

    #16
    Re: Hello, I am new.

    Originally posted by CultKitty98 View Post
    As I've learned in school, isn't that what they did with the Berlin wall, as they surrounded West Berlin.


    Would that be Trump's plan for America? (I'm not too into political topics/debates so I am asking out of pure curiosity)
    More or less, but our wall will be much longer, higher, and with no tunnels beneath it to smuggle people in either direction.

    God Bless Donald Trump!
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    True Christian™ Love.
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    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
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    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Engles
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      Under Investigation
      • Mar 2016
      • 21

      #17
      Re: Hello, I am new.

      Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
      Of course I forgive you. I'll be praying that Jesus does, too, as that is the thing that actually matters. Obviously, begetting is the production of offspring through conjugal relations in matrimony, it is one of the things God expects from us, tiresome but necessary. For instance Adam was not too bright and he followed the unfortunate dietary example of the first woman (Genesis 3:6) but, oh boy, that man knew how to beget.

      Genesis 5:4
      And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters:

      This will be crystal clear to you when you continue your Bible Studies. What about your username? We're all relieved it is not based on the commie philosopher but the issue with the Anglo-Saxon cases is still unresolved. Care to elaborate?


      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer

      Edit: Let us thank also Sister Basilissa for her continued efforts to educate you. As you can see, the verse that uncovers the meaning of the verb in well-known to all True Christians™. Praise Jesus for this simultaneous transmission of answered prayers and compassion to you.
      I don't even understand why these Anglo-Saxo grammar rules are a big deal? I don't know any grammar from Old English or any other old Anglo-Saxon Germanic languages.

      It's not like I can change my username. Anyway, my username is not possessive, so why is it a concern? If it were possessive it would be Engle's. I picked Engles because it sounds similar to "Angels", and I figured that the username Angels would already have been used.
      Leviticus 19:19

      "Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee."

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #18
        Re: Hello, I am new.

        Originally posted by CultKitty98 View Post
        As I've learned in school, isn't that what they did with the Berlin wall, as they surrounded West Berlin.


        Would that be Trump's plan for America? (I'm not too into political topics/debates so I am asking out of pure curiosity)
        The wall functioned to keep the Godless, Communist riffraff out of West Berlin, the free half of the city, yes. As we know, without President Trump, communism will form. The only thing saving us is a giant wall, no less than 1,954 miles (3,145 km). Mr. Trump hasn't shared any plans with regard to tunnels yet, which suggests to me the wall will be at least six stories above and underground. Mexicans are simply too lazy to dig that long.




        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • CultKitty98
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          • Oct 2015
          • 59

          #19
          Re: Hello, I am new.

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          The wall functioned to keep the Godless, Communist riffraff out of West Berlin, the free half of the city, yes. As we know, without President Trump, communism will form. The only thing saving us is a giant wall, no less than 1,954 miles (3,145 km). Mr. Trump hasn't shared any plans with regard to tunnels yet, which suggests to me the wall will be at least six stories above and underground. Mexicans are simply too lazy to dig that long.




          Hopefully... and thank you for answering. I am grateful.
          Romans 8:25 - But if we hope for that we see not, [then] do we with patience wait for [it].
          Jeremiah 17:7 - Blessed [is] the man that trusteth in the LORD, and whose hope the LORD is.
          Psalms 71:14 - But I will hope continually, and will yet praise thee more and more.

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          • CultKitty98
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            • Oct 2015
            • 59

            #20
            Re: Hello, I am new.

            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
            More or less, but our wall will be much longer, higher, and with no tunnels beneath it to smuggle people in either direction.

            God Bless Donald Trump!
            Let us hope. Thank you for replying.
            Romans 8:25 - But if we hope for that we see not, [then] do we with patience wait for [it].
            Jeremiah 17:7 - Blessed [is] the man that trusteth in the LORD, and whose hope the LORD is.
            Psalms 71:14 - But I will hope continually, and will yet praise thee more and more.

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            • Elmer G. White
              Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
              Victim of atheist scientific persecution
               
              • Apr 2014
              • 10262

              #21
              Re: Hello, I am new.

              Originally posted by Engles View Post
              I don't even understand why these Anglo-Saxo grammar rules are a big deal? I don't know any grammar from Old English or any other old Anglo-Saxon Germanic languages.

              It's not like I can change my username. Anyway, my username is not possessive, so why is it a concern? If it were possessive it would be Engle's. I picked Engles because it sounds similar to "Angels", and I figured that the username Angels would already have been used.
              Of course, our Young Friend,

              My apologies, I understand now that your intentions were good although you lacked some of the data to make a fully-informed decision upon your username. Ignorance is not something Jesus particularly likes but He tolerates it quite well. Our Lord is Merciful (Jonah 4:2) and Reasonable:

              Numbers 15:27
              And if any soul sin through ignorance, then he shall bring a she goat of the first year for a sin offering.

              Please understand that the Anglo-Saxons had not yet invented the proper use of the apostrophe, and that is why they wrote the genitive (our possessive) "engles" and not "engle's" as you suggested [(that would be anachronistic, they were not as sophisticated as modern Americans) ( "engles" comes from the nominative "engel" which actually does mean "angel" so you were not far off, praise Jesus)]. The simple genitive was engles (your username) but there was no danger of confusing this with the plural "englas". They were a primitive people and lacked also the Word of God in its pure KJV form. They reside in the place depicted below (Revelation 20:15) at the moment and, in fact, for the foreseeable future or, in fact, for Eternity!






              We're so happy that you are here with a chance to avoid that unpleasantness!


              Yours in Christ,

              Elmer
              2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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              • Jim Farmer
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2014
                • 2293

                #22
                Re: Hello, I am new.

                Regarding this wall, will it be as big as the Great Wall of China? Will NASA have to say that it's visible from the moon? Or if NASA doesn't say that, will they finally admit that it was all one big hoax about the moon landing?
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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #23
                  Re: Hello, I am new.

                  Originally posted by Engles View Post
                  I don't even understand why these Anglo-Saxo grammar rules are a big deal? I don't know any grammar from Old English or any other old Anglo-Saxon Germanic languages.

                  It's not like I can change my username. Anyway, my username is not possessive, so why is it a concern? If it were possessive it would be Engle's. I picked Engles because it sounds similar to "Angels", and I figured that the username Angels would already have been used.
                  This all sounds like that homo talk. Imagine it being said by a lisping, mincing queerboy and you'll see what I mean.

                  Are you one of those turd nudgers, friend? Admit it, if it is so, because we have an excellent track record in turning queers back to procreation as God intended here at Landover. Anal sex seeking is what keeps you atheists from Jesus in the first place. Have you really thrown off Satan's yoke and rediscovered the urge to beget soldiers for Christ? Are you just mocking Jesus or do you realise that the fires of Hell are as real as Jesus' temporary death?

                  A speedy answer will please Jesus.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
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                  • Vavoline Johnson
                    Mammy
                    Forum Member
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 960

                    #24
                    Re: Hello, I am new.

                    Originally posted by Engles View Post
                    Hello, my username is Engles. I am a recently-converted Christian; my mind was long polluted by atheist filth, before I prayed to Christ to purge it from my mind. I have not yet entered Freehold but for now, I will learn from this godly forum.

                    My interests are:
                    1) Sleeping
                    2) Eating
                    3) Reading the KJV1611 Bible
                    4) Using cute Pokémon as avatars, but for no reason other than some are cute. Others are hideous as hell. No, I do not play those games, but I used to when I was a little kid.
                    5) Praying for the deaths of ungodly Satanists and Mooselimbs
                    6) Burning Harry Potter books
                    7) Reading this godly forum
                    8) Throwing bacon at mosque doors

                    9) Cheering for Donald Trump

                    Who cares, cause our lawn guy Moses Readon Haines got his ass thrown in jail for stealing Phyllis Nolans easter ham that she be smokin and threw it at the Moskue window up in Melbourne a few weeks ago.
                    The damn fool aint been able to make no bail and his kids been raising hell all last week cause aint no grown up to watch them.. Lawd hab mercy......
                    Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78553

                      #25
                      Re: Hello, I am new.

                      Originally posted by Engles View Post
                      Hello, my username is Engles. I am a recently-converted Christian; my mind was long polluted by atheist filth, before I prayed to Christ to purge it from my mind. I have not yet entered Freehold but for now, I will learn from this godly forum.

                      My interests are:
                      1) Sleeping
                      2) Eating
                      3) Reading the KJV1611 Bible
                      4) Using cute Pokémon as avatars, but for no reason other than some are cute. Others are hideous as hell. No, I do not play those games, but I used to when I was a little kid.
                      5) Praying for the deaths of ungodly Satanists and Mooselimbs
                      6) Burning Harry Potter books
                      7) Reading this godly forum
                      8) Throwing bacon at mosque doors

                      9) Cheering for Donald Trump


                      My favorite verse: Leviticus 19:19. "Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee."


                      I hope to learn here and continue to grow in Christ.
                      Kindly give us your real name and age and gender. What church were you raised in? We don't need to hear about your perverted relationship with the chink "pokerman" demons.


                      Kindly post a proper introduction. Now.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • Engles
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Mar 2016
                        • 21

                        #26
                        Re: Hello, I am new.

                        Hello, Pastor Zeke.

                        I am 18 years old, male, and my name is John Brown.


                        Would you like any more information? Sorry for the late reply.
                        Leviticus 19:19

                        "Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee."

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