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  • Retrovir
    Unsaved trash, Potty-mouthed Zit-Infested Teen
    • Apr 2016
    • 59

    #1

    im retarteeeeeeed>

    well as the name says it's not retrovir. It's "YASHVIR" some retard changed it to retorvir! any how. here's the thing. I am from portugal and i love music and am a student well about my religious beliefs i follow all the religions out there!Any how lets have some fun while am here . And as far as your religious beliefs go DON'T try to shove it down anybody's throat. Live and let live!
  • Trent Harvey, Jr.
    Ex-hero, almost honorably discharged
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2007
    • 722

    #2
    Re: whatsupppp>

    Originally posted by Retrovir View Post
    And as far as your religious beliefs go DON'T try to shove it down anybody's throat
    I hear that so much that we all forget to say...

    WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

    Please tell us, exactly, the line between throat-shoving and non-throat-shoving. Actually, no, don't tell us exactly. Be vague if you want. Just make the slightest effort.
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    • Alvin Moss
      Serving Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2013
      • 4468

      #3
      Re: whatsupppp>

      Originally posted by Retrovir View Post
      well as the name says it's not retrovir. It's "YASHVIR" some retard changed it to retorvir! any how. here's the thing. I am from portugal and i love music and am a student well about my religious beliefs i follow all the religions out there!Any how lets have some fun while am here . And as far as your religious beliefs go DON'T try to shove it down anybody's throat. Live and let live!

      Thank you for finally dredging up the decency to follow the rules and properly introduce yourself. Your introduction, while appalling, is very revealing. It shows you to be a fool. Firstly, you "follow all the religions". That is ridiculous. Your head would have to be so full of contradictions that you wouldn't know whether to pray to a Roman idol or blow it up. Would you pray for your enemies or launch a suicide bombing against them? You have come to a Christian website and barged right in, only now finally introducing yourself, but you demand that we do not try to "shove it [Christianity] down anybody's throat". What do you think this site is for? We are here for fellowship and praise. If you don't want to talk about Jesus, why would you come to a Christian website? We are very well informed about you Portugeese and we frequently are forced to deal with you slobbering wretches. I'm sure you think you are very intelligent and well informed, as is the case with most of the unsaved trash who come here to make attacks on Christians, but you are mistaken. You are just another Mexican, drooling beer and making a fool of himself. Have you people no shame?
      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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      • Mrs. Paddy McIrish
        Forum Member, possibly Irish
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2013
        • 209

        #4
        Re: whatsupppp>

        Originally posted by Retrovir View Post
        well as the name says it's not retrovir. It's "YASHVIR" some retard changed it to retorvir! any how. here's the thing. I am from portugal and i love music and am a student well about my religious beliefs i follow all the religions out there!Any how lets have some fun while am here . And as far as your religious beliefs go DON'T try to shove it down anybody's throat. Live and let live!
        Hello, Retrovirus -

        I am so glad you finally posted an introduction. It took you a while, but I guess we can't expect TOO much of retardeds, cab we?

        Anyway, Mr. McIrish is looking to hire some help this spring and summer to cut the lawn. Would you be interested? He is willing to pay a generous 50 cents per hour, and will even drop you back off at the Home Depot afterwards. I see that you're a jobless wetback, so this is a great solution!



        In Christ,
        Mrs. Paddy McIrish
        1 Corinthians 11:3 | Ephesians 5:22
        Now glorifying GOD on the Twitter! Follow me at @MrsPaddyMcIrish!

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        • Trent Harvey, Jr.
          Ex-hero, almost honorably discharged
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2007
          • 722

          #5
          Re: whatsupppp>

          Originally posted by Mrs. Paddy McIrish View Post
          I see that you're a jobless wetback, so this is a great solution!
          Be careful, he's from the part of Mexico where all drugs are legal.
          Founder and CEO of Trickle-Down Charities™, LLC.

          Current Project: Bedmates For Billionaires: Biblical eldercare straight from King David
          Goal:
          $500,000 Currently raised: $0.11 DONATE NOW! Yes, we accept Biblecoins!

          True Christians™ believe they they exist to serve the Bible-revealed will of God.
          False Christians believe the Bible exists to serve their will. GOD IS NOT YOUR YES-MAN!

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          • Retrovir
            Unsaved trash, Potty-mouthed Zit-Infested Teen
            • Apr 2016
            • 59

            #6
            Re: whatsupppp>

            first-of all i don't need your stupid jobs! y'all can keep itsecond- none of the religions out there talk about blowing up things, it is the humans that blow shit up in the name of religion
            third- this goes out to the [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR] trent harvey, i am not mexican i belong to portugese ancestry and thats just a part of my bloodline.
            fourth- learn to spell mrs [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR] mcirish and learn to read i clearly mentioned that i am a student, a college student something that most of you people aren't. Let me spell it out for you- I G.O.T A D.E.G.R.E.E
            fifth- this goes out to trent henry- the difference between shoving and not shoving- SHOVING- forcing your opinions on someone even if they don't seem to accept your crappy opinions. NOT SHOVING- well that's pretty simple, i don't have to explain look it up
            sixth- alvin moss you're an adult an old man please stop being racist, stop being a nazi, stop hating. Jesus taught us to spread love not hate. He taught us to love everyone equally and not go around discriminating.
            seventh- Elmer g white is a total [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
            Last edited by Basilissa; 04-16-2016, 10:38 PM. Reason: Removed naughty word in post

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            • Trent Harvey, Jr.
              Ex-hero, almost honorably discharged
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2007
              • 722

              #7
              Re: whatsupppp>

              So tell me, what's your definition of "force".

              Take your time, after all, you've already gotten your degree even though you're still a student, so I guess time works very differently in your universe. (I wonder how they get the internet cables through the dimensional portal?)

              Originally posted by Retrovir View Post
              the mongrel trent harvey,
              Classy. No wait, wrong word. Racist.

              Let me spell it out for you- I G.O.T A D.E.G.R.E.E
              Not in grammar, I assume.

              the difference between shoving and not shoving- SHOVING- forcing your opinions on someone even if they don't seem to accept your crappy opinions. NOT SHOVING- well that's pretty simple, i don't have to explain look it up
              I guess in your backward mud-hut university you have to look things up, but instead I googled it:verb [The way you used it]

              • make a way through or into by physical strength; break open by force. "they broke into Fred's house and forced every cupboard door with ax or crowbar"
              • synonyms:break open, burst open, knock down, smash down, kick in"the door had to be forced"
              If it feels like we're hitting you with a crowbar, that's probably just the drugs talking.
              Founder and CEO of Trickle-Down Charities™, LLC.

              Current Project: Bedmates For Billionaires: Biblical eldercare straight from King David
              Goal:
              $500,000 Currently raised: $0.11 DONATE NOW! Yes, we accept Biblecoins!

              True Christians™ believe they they exist to serve the Bible-revealed will of God.
              False Christians believe the Bible exists to serve their will. GOD IS NOT YOUR YES-MAN!

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              • Mrs. Paddy McIrish
                Forum Member, possibly Irish
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2013
                • 209

                #8
                Re: whatsupppp>

                Originally posted by Retrovir View Post
                mrs pussy mcirish
                Mr. McIrish's "pet name" for me is Pussy; how did you know that? Do you practice that Messican santeria voodoo-hoodoo hocus-pocus magic?
                1 Corinthians 11:3 | Ephesians 5:22
                Now glorifying GOD on the Twitter! Follow me at @MrsPaddyMcIrish!

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                • I Man Rastafari
                  Possibly retarded pothead
                  • Oct 2015
                  • 1019

                  #9
                  Re: whatsupppp>

                  Greetings Retrovir. I am pleased to say that I have been proud to accept your offer of friendship but I feel it is only fair to tell you that more than 20% of my friends here have been banned. I am afraid that you seem to have made remarkable advances in arousing the anger of these white people. They are actually very friendly but they take issue with unsaved people who say bad things especially if they are colored people. Apart from you and myself there is only my friend Vavoline here to represent the darker people of the world. I myself have been saved and I am a Christian of the Rastafari. I tell you as a friend that you should try to get right with God pretty soon or he will probably do something bad to you.


                  Jah Guide
                  Trevor
                  Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                  • Dolores de Barriga
                    Apparently not part of the domestic staff; suspected academic
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2014
                    • 462

                    #10
                    Re: im retarteeeeeeed>

                    Originally posted by Retrovir View Post
                    well as the name says it's not retrovir. It's "YASHVIR" some retard changed it to retorvir! any how. here's the thing. I am from portugal and i love music and am a student well about my religious beliefs i follow all the religions out there!
                    Hello, Mr/Miss Yashvir/Retrovir. I find that last sentence to be truly fascinating. Are you unemployed? If you are employed, then how do you manage having so many religious holidays to deal with - do you skip work most of the time?


                    Also, what do you do when the religious beliefs of all of the religions you follow are contradictory to each other?


                    Any how lets have some fun while am here . And as far as your religious beliefs go DON'T try to shove it down anybody's throat. Live and let live!
                    That is a very good idea to live by, but please note that it is you who is visiting this lovely forum, therefore, you are the intruder who is trying to force his/her beliefs onto this lovely community.

                    Originally posted by Retrovir View Post
                    first-of all i don't need your stupid jobs! y'all can keep

                    Oh, so you're unemployed and not seeking employment. I suppose that explains how can you follow all of the religions of the world at once.


                    itsecond- none of the religions out there talk about blowing up things, it is the humans that blow shit up in the name of religion
                    Well, they do not talk about blowing things up because they were written down in times when blowing things up was technologically impossible, but they do talk a lot about cutting heads and ripping open bellies of pregnant women, and blowing things up is a more modernized version of the same genocide. Also, aside from what is in sacred texts, all religions include a lot of genocides, ethnocides, and generally oppression of many sorts of people in their histories.


                    fourth- learn to spell mrs [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR] mcirish and learn to read i clearly mentioned that i am a student, a college student something that most of you people aren't. Let me spell it out for you- I G.O.T A D.E.G.R.E.E
                    T.H.E.N. P.L.E.A.S.E. S.T.A.R.T. A.C.T.I.N.G. A.C.C.O.R.D.I.N.G.L.Y., because right now you're giving a very bad image of Portuguese educated people.
                    John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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                    • Basilissa
                      South of the Border outreach program
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 12990

                      #11
                      Re: whatsupppp>

                      Originally posted by Retrovir View Post
                      none of the religions out there talk about blowing up things, it is the humans that blow shit up in the name of religion
                      Sweetie, all religions talk about is destroying all infidels one way or another. Here are some examples from the Holy Bible:

                      Exodus 15:3 The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.

                      Exodus 32:27-28
                      27 And he said unto them, Thus saith the Lord God of Israel, Put every man his sword by his side, and go in and out from gate to gate throughout the camp, and slay every man his brother, and every man his companion, and every man his neighbour.
                      28 And the children of Levi did according to the word of Moses: and there fell of the people that day about three thousand men.

                      Deuteronomy 7:2-3
                      2 And when the Lord thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them:
                      3 Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.

                      Deuteronomy 20:13-18
                      13 And when the Lord thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword:
                      14 But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself; and thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the Lord thy God hath given thee.
                      15 Thus shalt thou do unto all the cities which are very far off from thee, which are not of the cities of these nations.
                      16 But of the cities of these people, which the Lord thy God doth give thee for an inheritance, thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth:
                      17 But thou shalt utterly destroy them; namely, the Hittites, and the Amorites, the Canaanites, and the Perizzites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites; as the Lord thy God hath commanded thee:
                      18 That they teach you not to do after all their abominations, which they have done unto their gods; so should ye sin against the Lord your God.

                      1 Samuel 15:3 Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

                      2 Chronicles 15:12-13
                      12 And they entered into a covenant to seek the Lord God of their fathers with all their heart and with all their soul;
                      13 That whosoever would not seek the Lord God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

                      Ezekiel 9:6 Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women: but come not near any man upon whom is the mark; and begin at my sanctuary. Then they began at the ancient men which were before the house.

                      Hosea 13:16 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

                      Matthew 10:34-36
                      34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

                      Luke 19:27 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.

                      ...and this is just a small selection, sweetie.
                      Jesus taught us to spread love not hate. He taught us to love everyone equally and not go around discriminating.
                      Oh, really?

                      Then why did He say this:

                      Matthew 15:22-26
                      22 And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil.
                      23 But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us.
                      24 But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
                      25 Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me.
                      26 But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.

                      You have to admit it, sweetie: Jesus was racist, too. We are simply following the Holy Example that He Himself has given us.

                      Praise !
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22892

                        #12
                        Re: im retarteeeeeeed>

                        Originally posted by Retrovir View Post
                        I am from portugal
                        I am truly sorry. There is little you can do about this.

                        It reminds me of John:9 in which the Disciples ask Jesus why a certain man is blind, and Christ replies, "That the glory of God may be shown in him."

                        You were probably made Portuguese for the same reason - a warning to us all of what the true power of God is.

                        You might like this thread: All About Portugueses
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Retrovir
                          Unsaved trash, Potty-mouthed Zit-Infested Teen
                          • Apr 2016
                          • 59

                          #13
                          Re: whatsupppp>

                          hey man do you do pot? what about LSD? tried anything else?

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                          • Roland
                            Obese Swedish Meatball
                            Delusional Forum Member
                            • May 2014
                            • 2193

                            #14
                            Re: whatsupppp>

                            Originally posted by Retrovir View Post
                            hey man do you do pot? what about LSD? tried anything else?
                            Hello Retrovir,

                            On this forum they sell salvation. Some might consider that to be a drug too. I am wondering why you are asking about drugs on a Christian(TM) forum? There should be better places to ask those questions?

                            Kind regards,

                            Roland
                            Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                            Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                            • I Man Rastafari
                              Possibly retarded pothead
                              • Oct 2015
                              • 1019

                              #15
                              Re: whatsupppp>

                              Originally posted by Retrovir View Post
                              hey man do you do pot? what about LSD? tried anything else?

                              Greetings Retrovir. I was afraid that you would have to go to the quarantine jail which is maintained by these Baptists. They do not have much patience for people who try to make them angry. You can not say that I did not warn you. White people enjoy putting coloured people in jails and these Baptists are no exception. They will let you out if you act right but mostly they do something awful to people they put in their dungeon. It was nice to meet you and I am sorry you have to go to the white man's hell.
                              Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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