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  • Bezukhov
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2014
    • 85

    #1

    Hi!!!

    I want to share my favorite Scripture:

    But I say unto you, Exterminate your enemies, kill them that
    curse you, do evil to them that hate you, and slay those which
    despitefully use you, and persecute you; (Matt 5:44)
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Hi!!!

    Oh look, it's another unrepentant heathen come to confuse and confound us with its witty repartee and stunning logic. I'm all a dither.

    Say, Bezukhov, before you so bravely run away again, why not tell us about yourself. Tell us what church you grew up in, how your parents failed to raise you as a proper Christian, and what sin you hold to with such deep passion you are willing to throw away your eternal soul for.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063

      #3
      Re: Hi!!!

      Originally posted by Bezukhov View Post
      I want to share my favorite Scripture:

      But I say unto you, Exterminate your enemies, kill them that
      curse you, do evil to them that hate you, and slay those which
      despitefully use you, and persecute you; (Matt 5:44)
      Preach it brother! Any friend of Jesus is a friend of mine! That's one of my favourites, too.

      Jesus sure is going to wipe the smile off of all of those no good queers, foreigners, demoncrats and atheotards!

      2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
      Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
      Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
      John 15:6 "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned."
      John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
      Psalm 7:12 "If he turn not, he will whet his sword; he hath bent his bow, and made it ready."

      YIC

      ABE: seems I've been taken in (again) by a stealth atheotard.


      But why use a fantastic verse that tells all Christians everywhere just how much of a serious guy the Big Man Himself (Jesus) when it comes to His enemies? I find great comfort in knowing that Jesus is going to stomp and stomp down hard on people who He (and coincidently I) hate.


      Leviticus 20:23 "And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them."
      Leviticus 26:30 "And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you."
      Deuteronomy 32:19 "And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters."
      Psalm 5:5 "The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity."
      Psalm 5:6 "Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man."
      Psalm 10:3 "For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth."
      Psalm 11:5 "The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth."
      Psalm 53:5 "There were they in great fear, where no fear was: for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee: thou hast put them to shame, because God hath despised them."
      Psalm 73:20 "As a dream when one awaketh; so, O Lord, when thou awakest, thou shalt despise their image."
      Psalm 78:59 "When God heard this, he was wroth, and greatly abhorred Israel:"
      Psalm 106:40 "Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people, insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance."
      Proverbs 22:14 "The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein."
      Lamentations 2:6 "And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden: he hath destroyed his places of the assembly: the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion, and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest."
      Zechariah 11:8 "Three shepherds also I cut off in one month; and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me."
      Malachi 1:3 "And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness."
      Romans 9:13 "As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated."




      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • Bezukhov
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2014
        • 85

        #4
        Re: Hi!!!

        Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
        Preach it brother! Any friend of Jesus is a friend of mine! That's one of my favourites, too.

        Jesus sure is going to wipe the smile off of all of those no good queers, foreigners, demoncrats and atheotards!

        2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
        Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
        Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
        John 15:6 "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned."
        John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
        Psalm 7:12 "If he turn not, he will whet his sword; he hath bent his bow, and made it ready."

        YIC

        ABE: seems I've been taken in (again) by a stealth atheotard.


        But why use a fantastic verse that tells all Christians everywhere just how much of a serious guy the Big Man Himself (Jesus) when it comes to His enemies? I find great comfort in knowing that Jesus is going to stomp and stomp down hard on people who He (and coincidently I) hate.


        Leviticus 20:23 "And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them."
        Leviticus 26:30 "And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you."
        Deuteronomy 32:19 "And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters."
        Psalm 5:5 "The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity."
        Psalm 5:6 "Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man."
        Psalm 10:3 "For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth."
        Psalm 11:5 "The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth."
        Psalm 53:5 "There were they in great fear, where no fear was: for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee: thou hast put them to shame, because God hath despised them."
        Psalm 73:20 "As a dream when one awaketh; so, O Lord, when thou awakest, thou shalt despise their image."
        Psalm 78:59 "When God heard this, he was wroth, and greatly abhorred Israel:"
        Psalm 106:40 "Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people, insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance."
        Proverbs 22:14 "The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein."
        Lamentations 2:6 "And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden: he hath destroyed his places of the assembly: the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion, and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest."
        Zechariah 11:8 "Three shepherds also I cut off in one month; and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me."
        Malachi 1:3 "And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness."
        Romans 9:13 "As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated."




        YIC
        You sound like the guy who has all the answers. Here's a hypothetical dilemma that's been keeping me up for many a night.


        Lets say you have two targets downrange, one Muslim, the other a Homosexual. Neither of the targets is aware of the other. Now you only have one bullet left. Who would Jesus want you to shoot with that last round?

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        • Mrs. Paddy McIrish
          Forum Member, possibly Irish
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2013
          • 209

          #5
          Re: Hi!!!

          Originally posted by Bezukhov View Post
          Lets say you have two targets downrange, one Muslim, the other a Homosexual. Neither of the targets is aware of the other. Now you only have one bullet left. Who would Jesus want you to shoot with that last round?
          Neither; will smite them both!
          1 Corinthians 11:3 | Ephesians 5:22
          Now glorifying GOD on the Twitter! Follow me at @MrsPaddyMcIrish!

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12944

            #6
            Re: Hi!!!

            Originally posted by Bezukhov View Post
            You sound like the guy who has all the answers. Here's a hypothetical dilemma that's been keeping me up for many a night.


            Lets say you have two targets downrange, one Muslim, the other a Homosexual. Neither of the targets is aware of the other. Now you only have one bullet left. Who would Jesus want you to shoot with that last round?
            Well, sweetie, that would entirely depend on the secular laws of wherever this hypothetical situation takes place. Jesus wants you to choose the target whose killing is allowed by law:

            1 Peter 2:13-15
            13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
            14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
            15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:


            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • Dr Laurence Niles
              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
               
              • Jan 2012
              • 9063

              #7
              Re: Hi!!!

              That's easy. Shoot the raghead in the belly. His high pitched cries will attract the nancy boy who will attempt to rape (anal) him. This will drive the rag head into a frenzy and he will kill his gayswise anal assailant.

              Then the belly wound will finish him off in a few days of agony for his affront to Holy Jesus.

              YIC
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409

                #8
                Re: Hi!!!

                Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                That's easy. Shoot the raghead in the belly. His high pitched cries will attract the nancy boy who will attempt to rape (anal) him. This will drive the rag head into a frenzy and he will kill his gayswise anal assailant.

                Then the belly wound will finish him off in a few days of agony for his affront to Holy Jesus.

                YIC
                Your biblical science analysis of situations is without peer, brother.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • Alvin Moss
                  Serving Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 4468

                  #9
                  Re: Hi!!!

                  Originally posted by Bezukhov View Post


                  Lets say you have two targets downrange, one Muslim, the other a Homosexual. Neither of the targets is aware of the other. Now you only have one bullet left. Who would Jesus want you to shoot with that last round?

                  If you want to confound us with a trick question, you will have to do better than that. The procedure would be to make the Muslim aware of the homosexual. The homo would then be killed by the Muslim and then you would shoot the Muslim terrorist before he could set off his bombs. What is so confusing about that?
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                  • Dr Laurence Niles
                    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                     
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 9063

                    #10
                    Re: Hi!!!

                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                    Your biblical science analysis of situations is without peer, brother.
                    Jesus wisely turns his enemies against one another: and if proof be need be by all the liberal militant atheohomeristicals?

                    Isaiah 19:2 And I will set the Egyptians against the Egyptians: and they shall fight every one against his brother, and every one against his neighbour; city against city, and kingdom against kingdom.

                    Jesus wins, again!
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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