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  • HelpMeBeSaved
    Unsaved trash
    • May 2016
    • 3

    #1

    Please help

    My father has come out as a faggot, but he refuses to change no matter what I try! Please help! He's thrown away the bible too!

    FAGS MUST DIE
    THE END IS NYE
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12993

    #2
    Re: Please help

    Originally posted by HelpMeBeSaved View Post
    My father has come out as a faggot, but he refuses to change no matter what I try! Please help! He's thrown away the bible too!

    FAGS MUST DIE
    THE END IS NYE
    Hi, sweetie, and to our Godly forum! Are you a female? Because your feebleness certainly seems to imply so.

    Now, why don't you start over, and this time try to remember to follow the directions? In case you've missed them, here they are again:

    Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • HelpMeBeSaved
      Unsaved trash
      • May 2016
      • 3

      #3
      Re: Please help

      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
      Hi, sweetie, and to our Godly forum! Are you a female? Because your feebleness certainly seems to imply so.

      Now, why don't you start over, and this time try to remember to follow the directions? In case you've missed them, here they are again:

      Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
      Sorry, I'm just in such a state right now. I am a female, yes, but I am an American living in God's Kingdom of Scotland. There's no True Churches around here, however, so I am stuck with self-study and watching online church webinars.

      My favourite bible verse is by far Lectivus 20:10, as it ensures relationships are secure, or should be in the eyes of the Lord.
      And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

      I came to find Jesus through my father, but since he has sinned so harsh I wish not to speak of that for the time being.

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      • Des
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2013
        • 2718

        #4
        Re: Please help

        My guess is that your daddy was a homer all along. Why else would he have have been cursed with a whiny little b***h for a child?
        Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14079

          #5
          Re: Please help

          Originally posted by HelpMeBeSaved View Post
          ...THE END IS NYE
          Bill's the Anti-Christ? In a bowtie??


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          • HelpMeBeSaved
            Unsaved trash
            • May 2016
            • 3

            #6
            Re: Please help

            Originally posted by Des View Post
            My guess is that your daddy was a homer all along. Why else would he have have been cursed with a whiny little b***h for a child?
            But what am I supposed to say and do? How should I react when I've lost my father?

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #7
              Re: Please help

              Originally posted by HelpMeBeSaved View Post
              But what am I supposed to say and do? How should I react when I've lost my father?
              To be Saved, one thing you need to do is read the Holy Bible. It's God's Love Letter to mankind. In it, you'll find not only His Heart, but His Perfect Plan for us! When you get to the middle of the Gospel according to Luke, you'll find Jesus instructs the faithful in just this very thing!

              He tells us under no uncertain circumstances that if you want to be faithful to Him, you must hate everyone else - your father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters (Luke 14:26). This is important if you want to avoid His Infinite Wrath, and a spot in Hell with your name on it (Matthew 10:33).
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Russell Holbeck
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2012
                • 735

                #8
                Re: Please help

                Hello Mary Etheldreda.

                I like Luke 14 at the beginning a man has dropsy that is the Bible way of saying edema I had to look it up and Jesus heals him that was very kind He also implied it was OK to pull your ass or your ox out of a hole on the Sabbath.


                Thank you.


                Rusty
                Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                • Des
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2013
                  • 2718

                  #9
                  Re: Please help

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  Bill's the Anti-Christ? In a bowtie??



                  He does sort of look the way I imagine the Anti-Christ to look.
                  Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                  • Redeemed Papist
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 10409

                    #10
                    Re: Please help

                    Originally posted by HelpMeBeSaved View Post
                    My father has come out as a faggot, but he refuses to change no matter what I try! Please help! He's thrown away the bible too!

                    FAGS MUST DIE
                    THE END IS NYE
                    Whoa! Hold your pretty little horses, friend.

                    Turning up here with your heart full of hate for fags isn't the way to Jesus.

                    Sure, God hates the gays, we all know this for sure, but that doesn't mean we need to forget about Jesus and how following Him is what's important. It's all about respecting God's hatred, not hating things yourself for your own selfish reasons.

                    Why don't you tell us what the matter is. Why do gays disgust you? How does this show God's love for you in that He hats gays too?

                    What's your favourite Bible verse that shows that you should be a manly man and father sons?
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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