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  • Gospel of Truth
    Forum Member
    • Jul 2013
    • 26

    #1

    Introducing myself again

    Hi.

    I have been away and unable to access the internet for quite some time, so I have decided to re-introduce myself. I live in London and suffer from Tourette's Syndrome which makes it difficult to attend church or to hold down a permanent job. I lost my job in the library due to this affliction and have since had unsuccessful periods working in an art gallery, an infants school and a monastery. Then, as I say I had to go away for a while where I wasn't allowed internet. I asked if I could write to you guys, but they wouldn't allow me to even have a pencil or anything else sharp.
    I have a question though: My therapist says I should list all the (filthy) swear words that I use as a result of my affliction in the hope that seeing them written down will somehow give me the impetus to stop. My Pastor, Pastor Brian says that he doubts it will ever stop as it is clearly a punishment from God for some wrongdoing - maybe in a past life, but for the time being, I have listed the words in my Profile signature. My apologies to anyone offended by this. I just hope that with your love, I can achieve respite from this terrible affliction. So, goodbye for now. I hope to feel some love from some of you at some point.
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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12984

    #2
    Re: Introducing myself again

    Originally posted by Gospel of Truth View Post
    My Pastor, Pastor Brian says that he doubts it will ever stop as it is clearly a punishment from God for some wrongdoing
    A very plausible hypothesis.

    - maybe in a past life,
    Oh dear, beware of that guy, he's not a pastor but some New Age guru!

    but for the time being, I have listed the words in my Profile signature. My apologies to anyone offended by this. I just hope that with your love, I can achieve respite from this terrible affliction.
    We can't help you, only God can.

    Have you tried prayer?

    James 5:14-16
    14 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
    15 And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
    16 Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

    So, goodbye for now.
    What's the point of reintroducing yourself if you're planning to leave again?

    I hope to feel some love from some of you at some point.
    I will pray for you.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Gospel of Truth
      Forum Member
      • Jul 2013
      • 26

      #3
      Re: Introducing myself again

      Hi.


      Thanks for the prayers.
      This space reserved for KJV only -- ADMIN.

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #4
        Re: Introducing myself again

        What sin do you think you committed to allow the demon of foul mouthed twitchiness to enter your anus?
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        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Introducing myself again

          Haven't we already compiled a list like that, somewhere?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: Introducing myself again

            Originally posted by Gospel of Truth View Post
            My Pastor, Pastor Brian says that he doubts it will ever stop as it is clearly a punishment from God for some wrongdoing - maybe in a past life
            Your "pastor" should read the Bible a little more carefully.

            Hebrews 9:27-28 KJV: 27 And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment: 28 So Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many; and unto them that look for him shall he appear the second time without sin unto salvation.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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