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  • [EX]Addendum
    Unsaved trash
    • Mar 2018
    • 2

    #1

    I want a reason

    I want answers right now everyone. See, I want a reason to believe in your "GOD". I am and as you might not have guessed an Atheist. But that DOES NOT mean I worship the devil. That's offensive. Now, I became an Atheist because I saw the useless logic the bible gives. And Heaven and Hell does not exist. Now, please, listen to this song:

    [VILE HOMOSEXUAL VIDEO REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
    Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 03-27-2018, 07:46 PM. Reason: We extend a hand in friendship and you repay us with persecution. Typical.
  • Romeo Rovagnati
    Jesuit Insurgency Operative
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2016
    • 755

    #2
    Re: I want a reason

    I suggest you to watch Ray Comfort videos. Even tought he is not a Catholic and some told me (nazis, i guess) he is a greedy joo, he does have a lot of argument for God. Kirk Cameron is an example of an Atheist who became a "Christian" thanks to him.

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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14079

      #3
      Re: I want a reason

      Originally posted by [EX]Addendum View Post
      ...I became an Atheist because I saw the useless logic the bible gives...
      You didn't read it very well, otherwise you'd know why the True Christians™ haven't responded to your little tantrum:

      Mark 6:11 "And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for a testimony against them. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city."

      Why not actually read it, seriously and for real this time?

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      • WilliamJenningsBryan
        True Christian™
         
        • Jan 2007
        • 9384

        #4
        Re: I want a reason

        Originally posted by [EX]Addendum View Post
        I want answers right now everyone. See, I want a reason to believe in your "GOD". I am and as you might not have guessed an Atheist. But that DOES NOT mean I worship the devil. That's offensive. Now, I became an Atheist because I saw the useless logic the bible gives. And Heaven and Hell does not exist. Now, please, listen to this song:

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8YVeS5Il6O4

        What - you expect a "song" to convince everyone of your "beliefs"? No doubt you were "educated" in the Broward County school system.
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
        sigpic

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #5
          Re: I want a reason

          Originally posted by [EX]Addendum View Post
          I want answers right now everyone.
          Like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum for not getting what he wants the moment he wants it, the Lord thy God sees you. But in a loving way. He wants to be like a mother hen to you (Matthew 23:37), to scoop you up under His Wings and protect you from the very storm you are currently running towards.


          How can you know? I assure you, dear. I spoke with Him this very morning! He is Alive and Well and loves you! Don't get me wrong, dear. He will toss your unregenerated soul right into the very depths of Hell if you die without making your peace with Him (John 3:18), but still, He loves you! Won't you consider opening your Heart to Him?
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12997

            #6
            Re: I want a reason

            Originally posted by [EX]Addendum View Post
            I want answers right now everyone. See, I want a reason to believe in your "GOD".
            A pretty good reason to believe in and obey God is avoidance of eternal punishment in Hell, dear.
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • Diesel Stanford
              Unsaved trash aka The Flood of Disinformation
               
              • Apr 2018
              • 267

              #7
              Re: I want a reason

              I suggest you to watch this one.

              [CATHOLIC DWARF-NUN PORN REMOVED BY MODERATOR]

              God loves you and wants you to get saved. It's that easy. Even my 8-year-old son understands it.

              Nice try making excuse because of a song.


              In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ (2nd Thessalonians 1:8)


              And this is the Gospel for the Church Age:
              Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; by which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain.For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; and that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures (1 Corinthians 15:1-4)


              It cannot be any easier.
              Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 04-06-2018, 12:50 AM. Reason: ew
              Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."

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              • Dr Laurence Niles
                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                 
                • Jan 2012
                • 9063

                #8
                Re: I want a reason

                Originally posted by Diesel Stanford View Post
                I suggest you to watch this one.

                [CATHOLIC DWARF-NUN PORN REMOVED BY MODERATOR]

                God loves you and wants you to get saved. It's that easy. Even my 8-year-old son understands it.

                Nice try making excuse because of a song.


                In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ (2nd Thessalonians 1:8)


                And this is the Gospel for the Church Age:
                Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; by which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain.For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; and that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures (1 Corinthians 15:1-4)


                It cannot be any easier.
                Tim, why are you so angry?

                James 1:19 - Wherefore, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath

                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • DolliMoans
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Sep 2017
                  • 451

                  #9
                  Re: I want a reason

                  Better stock up on fuel, Diesel, for as your namesake suggests, you are on the one-way, short bus to Hell!!! Just give God more reasons to make you fall on your face, I dare you!

                  Numbers 16:44-45

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                  • Bubba Buck
                    Toilet Biter
                    • Sep 2016
                    • 273

                    #10
                    Re: I want a reason

                    You want a reason to believe in God? Just look around you. God gave you life, the house you live in, money, and just about anything tangible in this planet. God even placed things on this planet to test out faith such as gays, AIDS, liberals, Hillary Clinton, rap music, drugs, Canada, harsh winters, Bill Nye, science research, hurricanes (lots of em!), phallic shaped objects, Easter bunnies, etc. He's the reason you and I exist. If you read through The KJV Bible the answers as to why you should believe in God are easily found. Since I've started reading The Bible I've been fag free for OVER TEN YEARS!!!!

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22914

                      #11
                      Re: I want a reason

                      Originally posted by [EX]Addendum View Post
                      I want answers right now everyone. See, I want a reason to believe in your "GOD".
                      I rather suspect that you want an opportunity to show off, in an immature and self-publicizing way, several infantile arguments against the existence of God.

                      This is often a sign of having been denied the breast as a child.
                      sigpic


                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29457

                        #12
                        Re: I want a reason

                        Originally posted by [EX]Addendum View Post
                        I want answers right now everyone. See, I want a reason to believe in your "GOD". I am and as you might not have guessed an Atheist. But that DOES NOT mean I worship the devil. That's offensive. Now, I became an Atheist because I saw the useless logic the bible gives. And Heaven and Hell does not exist. Now, please, listen to this song:

                        [VILE HOMOSEXUAL VIDEO REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
                        I too, wanted immediate answers to everything. I went to secular school. Universities, earning a masters in organic chemistry (what 'scientists want us to think are the 'building blocks' of life). Then upon graduation, my wise (RIP) father handed me his KJV Bible, just as his father before him and his father before him. Every question I ever had was completely answered with logical and irrefutable truths. If I had only known it was so simple. Faith in Gods Perfection(c) overrides theory and perceived human reality.
                        Sing this song, it is catchy!
                        I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart,
                        Where?
                        Down in my heart!
                        Where?
                        Down in my heart!
                        I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart,
                        Down in my heart to stay. And I'm so happy,
                        So very happy,
                        I've got the love of Jesus in my heart,
                        Down in my heart,
                        And I'm so happy,
                        So very happy,
                        I've got the love of Jesus in my heart.
                        I've got the love of Jesus, love of Jesus,
                        Down in my heart,
                        Where?
                        Down in my heart!
                        Where?
                        Down in my heart!
                        I've got the love of Jesus, love of Jesus,
                        Down in my heart,
                        Where?
                        Down in my heart to stay.
                        And I'm so happy
                        So very happy,
                        I've got the love of Jesus in my heart,
                        Down in my heart,
                        And I'm so happy,
                        So very happy,
                        I've got the love of Jesus in my heart.
                        I've got the peace that passes understanding way down in the depths of my heart!
                        Where?
                        Down in the depths of my heart!
                        Where?
                        Down in the depths of my heart!
                        I've got the peace that passes understanding way down in the depths of my heart!
                        Down in my heart to stay.
                        And I'm so happy,
                        So very happy,
                        I've got the love of Jesus in my heart,
                        Down in my heart,
                        And I'm so happy,
                        So very happy,
                        I've got the love of Jesus in my heart.
                        And if the Devil doesn't like it,
                        He can sit on a tack!
                        Ouch!
                        Sit on a tack!
                        Ouch!
                        Sit on a tack!
                        And if the Devil doesn't like it,
                        He can sit on a tack!
                        Ouch!
                        Sit on a tack to stay!
                        And I'm so happy,
                        So very happy,
                        I've got the love of Jesus in my heart,
                        Down in my heart,
                        And I'm so happy,
                        So very happy,
                        I've got the love of Jesus in my heart.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Bubba Buck
                          Toilet Biter
                          • Sep 2016
                          • 273

                          #13
                          Re: I want a reason

                          I'm going to pull the brake now that I re-read the original topic creator's post again. He wants proof to believe in God. He's also discrediting the entire Bible as false but he himself has no proof to back up his claims of The Bible being a book of lies. I am surprised Landover's resident atheist hasn't shown up yet to back up the original poster but I am guessing he cannot provide proof either.

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22380

                            #14
                            Re: I want a reason

                            Originally posted by [EX]Addendum View Post
                            I want
                            What you want couldn't be less relevant. All that matters is what God wants! And God wants you to shut up and serve your husband!

                            Ephesians 5:22-24
                            Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
                            For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
                            Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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