[BrotherLarry]

Re: I'm an Atheist, ask me questions.

I have to publicly confess that I had to delay my response to the original poster because the devil was tempting me to use language like "darn," "shoot," and "heck." That is behavior unbecoming a True Christian(TM) young man and I apologize for allowing it to even cross my mind. Instead, I am going to display the demeanor more fitting a person of my stature.


Why in the BLANK would we want to ask you a question, you BLANK? Blank, we are believers in the Word, and as such, we KNOW THE ANSWERS ALREADY.


May the Holy Spirit convict you and bring you to the knowledge of your sins before the trump sounds and judgment day - that Great and Terrible Day - arrives. IT WILL BE SOON (Rev. 22:12), since the LORD said that over 2000 years ago. It's due to hit, sir. It's due.


In the loving Name of Jesus,
BrotherLarry


PS: Do you have a favorite Bible verse?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I'm an Atheist, ask me questions.

The answers are a bit slow coming.

Hello.I am an Atheist.
I am prepared to answer your questions.
Ask me whatever, even totally stupid questions.

Why are you an atheist?

[AtheistAndFullOfIt]

Re: I'm an Atheist, ask me questions.

Wow. I left for less than a full day, and people now are saying I ran away, and was a chicken. The people on here are... so... nice. (note the sarcasm)Well, here are some questions for you, dear Christains.
1. Is there anything in the Bible that you disagree with? If so, what?
2. Why do you believe in what you do? What is your proof of god?
3. WHY OH WHY do you people beat your wives and children? That is abuse and cruelty.
4. Why do you hate homosexuals? And why is it that most people on this website are racist? And why do you seem to think that America is your god's favorite country?


And a few answers.
1. I am not chicken. I just wanted to do something else.
2. I am not lonely at all. I have several friends.
3. No one knows what the question is, however, the computer Deep Thought calculated the answer to be 42.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I'm an Atheist, ask me questions.

Hello.I am an Atheist.
I am prepared to answer your questions.
Ask me whatever, even totally stupid questions.

Glad to know you are open minded, as are all True Christians™.

Why do you hate God? You would not be able to live if it were not for His Loving Grace®.

1st Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
1st Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
1st Corinthians 3:20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: I'm an Atheist, ask me questions.

Wow. I left for less than a full day, and people now are saying I ran away, and was a chicken. The people on here are... so... nice. (note the sarcasm)Well, here are some questions for you, dear Christains.
1. Is there anything in the Bible that you disagree with? If so, what?
2. Why do you believe in what you do? What is your proof of god?
3. WHY OH WHY do you people beat your wives and children? That is abuse and cruelty.
4. Why do you hate homosexuals? And why is it that most people on this website are racist? And why do you seem to think that America is your god's favorite country?


And a few answers.
1. I am not chicken. I just wanted to do something else.
2. I am not lonely at all. I have several friends.
3. No one knows what the question is, however, the computer Deep Thought calculated the answer to be 42.

I have no time to answer all your.questions now, but I can testify there is absolutely no racism here. I am a member of one of the worst races ever to populate the Earth (injuns, known for being alcoholics and not doing well at school) and have been treated like a Brother by everyone here.

[Basilissa]

Re: I'm an Atheist, ask me questions.

Wow. I left for less than a full day, and people now are saying I ran away, and was a chicken. The people on here are... so... nice. (note the sarcasm)Well, here are some questions for you, dear Christains.
1. Is there anything in the Bible that you disagree with? If so, what?
2. Why do you believe in what you do? What is your proof of god?
3. WHY OH WHY do you people beat your wives and children? That is abuse and cruelty.
4. Why do you hate homosexuals? And why is it that most people on this website are racist? And why do you seem to think that America is your god's favorite country?

Hi sweetie and to our friendly forum!

Flooding us with questions is not what you promised in your opening post - I'm so disappointed!

I'll give you the answer you seek, though. Just open a Bible and read it. Your questions numbers 2 (a and b), 3, as well as 4a and 4b are covered there.

Regarding question 1a the answer is "no," and 1b "not applicable."

Regarding question 4c the answer is: because America is a Christian country. At school you were probably fed some lies about separation of church and state, yet all presidents have been sworn into office by placing their hand on the Bible, not on Koran or some other toilet paper.

My question to you is, why do you capitalize "atheist"? Did you sleep during the English classes when they explained which sorts of nouns are capitalized and which sorts aren't?

[Nobar King]

Re: I'm an Atheist, ask me questions.

I don't have any questions for you but maybe something like this would help you get into the Bible:

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I'm an Atheist, I ask dumb questions.

Hello.I am an Atheist.
I am prepared to answer your questions.
Ask me whatever, even totally stupid questions.

You haven't answered any questions! In fact, you've started asking them.

This is the problem with atheists - they have no moral compass - they will lie as soon as you look at them, and they have no conscience at all.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: I'm an Atheist, ask me questions.

I am, of course, aware that this is a christain forum. You might ask me questions as it is evident by looking through this site that very few people know what an atheist is actually like.

Actually, Jesus knows exactly what atheists are like:

Psalms 14:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

However, you have not lived up to our expectations. I, for instance, am still waiting for you to reply to my previous questions. Here's another one: Based on the verse above, do you understand how the content of the action does not determine its quality on the good-evil axis but the quality is determined by the spiritual state of the agent of the action?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: I'm an Atheist, ask me questions.

I am, of course, aware that this is a christain forum. You might ask me questions as it is evident by looking through this site that very few people know what an atheist is actually like.

Dear Mr. It,


I have spent the past 36 hours wasting my time waiting for you to ask all your questions. Did you ask? No. Am I surprised? Again, no.


Boom!!!! Another win for God. This just shows that when faced by God's Faithful the atheist is left speechless.


YIC
TT

[MitzaLizalor]

Pouncing

question 1a the answer is "no," and 1b "not applicable."

I would like to contribute to question 1.

What is meant by "disagree with?"

and I should include the question for reference

1. Is there anything in the Bible that you disagree with? If so, what?

Any right-thinking person who opened the door to someone introducing himself as Haman Hammedatha Agagite would get the wobbles at least momentarily but this particular Agagite wanted to kill Jews.

Esther 3:13 Letters were sent by posts into all the king's provinces, to destroy, to kill, and to cause to perish, all Jews, both young and old, little children and women, in one day, even upon the thirteenth day of the twelfth month, which is the month Adar, and to take the spoil of them for a prey.

So it's not killingLITE ...do I agree with this? As a policy setting absolutely not. As a matter of history, absolutely! There is no more sagacious an account of history than The Bible. Things didn't stop there which brings me to the topic of pouncing. This idiot Agagite once exposed proceeded as follows:

Esther 7:7-8c The king arising from the banquet of wine in his wrath went into the palace garden: and Haman stood up to make request for his life to Esther the queen; for he saw that there was evil determined against him by the king. Then the king returned out of the palace garden into the place of the banquet of wine; and Haman was fallen upon the bed whereon Esther was. Then said the king, Will he force the queen also before me in the house?

Whether you call it "falling upon the bed where she lay" or "pouncing" really any such antics directed towards a Queen almost guarantee a negative effect on the King. In this case, the King kicked off wanting to kill Haman so it's all downhill from there and he'd only stepped outside momentarily for a breath of fresh air. A very patient Queen then, one who'd be unlikely to endorse any of Haman's projects and I can only hold the freak in utmost contempt. I disagree with all his thoughts and plans, his schemes & modi operandi. Yet it's all in The Bible and The Bible is true.

Things went more than downhill from here, they trampolined straight over a cliff: the maniac had actually set up an oversized gallows in his house; obsessive or what!

Esther 7:9-10a One of the chamberlains said before the king, Behold also, the gallows fifty cubits high, which Haman had made for Mordecai, who had spoken good for the king, standeth in the house of Haman. Then the king said, Hang him thereon. So they hanged Haman on the gallows that he had prepared for Mordecai.

Two examples suffice but there's plenty more. Next it's Potiphar's wife on the razzle or more accurately failing to entice (or whatever she thought she was doing) honestly do these people never think anything through? All afroth she gawps at Joseph pouncing on her mind.

Genesis 39:7-8a And it came to pass.….that his master's wife cast her eyes upon Joseph; and she said, Lie with me. But he refused

Woof. Joseph the boss. Actually he was a slave bought and paid for but slaves could be chief executives and Joseph was up to scratch there. And elsewhere I'm sure; but do I agree with Mrs Potiphar? No. Do I garee with her thoughts? No. Do I agree with her actions? No. Three big Noes! It's in The Bible and I disagree with it and The Bible is true. Obviously I agree with The Bible. But soon she's gone full troppo dragging him in by whatever she could grab.

Genesis 39:10-12a As she spake to Joseph day by day.….he hearkened not unto her, to lie by her, or to be with her. And it came to pass about this time, that Joseph went into the house to do his business; and there was none of the men of the house there within. And she caught him by his garment, saying, Lie with me

Honestly, can anyone imagine Daisy Mae Johnson carrying on like this with Deaner or any other combinations I'm starting to feel sick just thinking about it and yet there it is, the most reprehensible mischief which none of us can admire, presented in The Bible for our evaluation and boy, does it ever fail! Christians never agree with pouncings of this type, draggings into haystacks by the coattails, plonkings upon Queen's beds, all unspeakably subpar.

And all in The Bible. Everything in The Bible is true and I agree with everything that's true.
It all depends on what's meant by "disagree with" and in the atheist cocoon how can words ever have meaning at all?

[anthonyijackson]

Re: I'm an Atheist, ask me questions.

I have a question for everyone here. Why is it a popular thought that atheist hate god? Atheist literally means someone who does not believe in god, and you can't really hate what you don't believe in.

[Didymus Much]

Re: I'm an Atheist, ask me questions.

...Why is it a popular thought that atheist hate god?...

Why can't you read threads before responding? You'll often find that your question has been addressed previously. Case in point:

Actually, Jesus knows exactly what atheists are like:

Psalms 14:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

[anthonyijackson]

Re: I'm an Atheist, ask me questions.

Why can't you read threads before responding? You'll often find that your question has been addressed previously. Case in point:

That doesn't answer my question.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I'm an Atheist, ask me questions.

I have a question for everyone here. Why is it a popular thought that atheist hate god? Atheist literally means someone who does not believe in god, and you can't really hate what you don't believe in.

I try not to belittle people and assume they are stupid for not believing in God. So the only other choice is blind uninformed hatred. I've found most so called 'atheists' are that way because when they were small children they prayed to God for a new bike or a G.I Joe and instead, were given a beautiful KJV Bible. This so enraged the weak minded that they decided to never listen to Jesus and to turn their back on him. Complete and utter denial of an obvious truth.
So is it popular to think people hate God? Of course not. That is a narrow minded and uninformed, poorly thought out falsehood.