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  • Salmon_GOD
    Unsaved trash, loathsome teenage godmocker, probably queer
    • Jul 2018
    • 16

    #1

    Is God real or is it a scam

    I need to know
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #2
    Re: Is God real or is it a scam

    Originally posted by Salmon_GOD View Post
    I need to know
    Are you stupid or are you trolling Christians?
    In case you are stupid, here is the Word of God® (not me, I'm 'just some guy on Jesus's Internet')


    2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

    2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

    Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.

    Jeremiah 36:2 Take thee a roll of a book, and write therein all the words that I have spoken unto thee against Israel, and against Judah, and against all the nations, from the day I spake unto thee, from the days of Josiah, even unto this day.

    John 5:39 Search the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Salmon_GOD
      Unsaved trash, loathsome teenage godmocker, probably queer
      • Jul 2018
      • 16

      #3
      Re: Is God real or is it a scam

      sorry just asking

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14079

        #4
        Re: Is God real or is it a scam

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Are you stupid or are you trolling Christians?...
        whynotboth.gif

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        • baptistislove21
          Searching for Salvation
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2015
          • 39

          #5
          Re: Is God real or is it a scam

          Originally posted by Salmon_GOD View Post
          I need to know
          God is not a scam. He's real and he's holy.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #6
            Re: Is God real or is it a scam

            Originally posted by baptistislove21 View Post
            God is not a scam. He's real and he's holy.
            AMEN!

            God is Good all the time!
            All the time, God is GOOD!

            He is Holy!
            He is Righteous!
            He is Powerful!
            He is Jealous!
            He is LORD!
            He is the Way!
            He is the Superest Superhero!
            He is Very Real! I spoke with Him just this morning and He told me He loves me! And because
            He is true to His Word
            I know I can believe Him!

            Glory!

            \0/
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • TheAlmightyJohn1243
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Oct 2018
              • 1

              #7
              Re: Is God real or is it a scam

              It Is A Scam.............................................. ...........Yes...........................

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              • Vengeance Puriel
                Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2018
                • 324

                #8
                Re: Is God real or is it a scam

                Originally posted by TheAlmightyJohn1243 View Post
                It Is A Scam.............................................. ...........Yes...........................
                no. Its not God is real The KJV 1611 Bible is proof.
                -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22374

                  #9
                  Re: Is God real or is it a scam

                  Originally posted by TheAlmightyJohn1243 View Post
                  It Is A Scam. Yes.
                  Allow me to introduce you to something called "logic". This is going to hurt a little.

                  If God would be a scam then there would be no Universe, no Earth and no you. You could not be here to claim God is a scam. So the only logical (there we go) conclusion can be that God is not a scam!

                  I'm glad I could help.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22895

                    #10
                    Re: Is God real or is it a scam

                    At the simplest level, all you need do is look at a church - would anyone have built a church if there were no God?
                    sigpic


                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • BrotherLarry
                      Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2014
                      • 2263

                      #11
                      Re: Is God real or is it a scam

                      Seeker,


                      Everywhere you look, God is.


                      He's in the babbling brook; in fact, God is what makes it babble. Bless Him.


                      He's in the hummingbird; God makes those wings hum. Praise Him.


                      He's in the starry sky; he hung them and keeps them glowing. Glory to Him.


                      He's in the air all around you. In fact, we breathe God's breath. Thank you, Jesus!


                      He's in the little ants, the huge elephants, the trees, the flowers, the algae, the food we eat, and the water we drink. Friend, God is not a scam - He's the great I AM.


                      BrotherLarry
                      Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                      “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                      Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                      Amen and Amen

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #12
                        Re: Is God real or is it a scam

                        If God was a 'scam' don't you think in 2,000 years, someone would of caught on? Only the truly gullible do not realize this.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #13
                          Re: Is God real or is it a scam

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          If God was a 'scam' don't you think in 2,000 years, someone would of caught on? Only the truly gullible do not realize this.
                          Indeed, Brother! If God was a scam, how is it the year 2018?


                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • mrgrtt123
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Oct 2018
                            • 58

                            #14
                            Re: Is God real or is it a scam

                            I do believe that God does exist, and he is the reason why the word faith exist. Not everyone will believe, I guess its just a matter of respect.

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                            • Basilissa
                              South of the Border outreach program
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 12992

                              #15
                              Re: Is God real or is it a scam

                              Originally posted by mrgrtt123 View Post
                              I do believe that God does exist, and he is the reason why the word faith exist. Not everyone will believe, I guess its just a matter of respect.
                              Precisely! It's the same with the unicorns. How do we know unicorns exist? Well, obviously because the Bible tells us so (Job 39:9-12), but also, because we have a concept of a unicorn, and thus a word for a unicorn. As humans, we are positively incapable of imagining something that does not exist!
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

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                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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