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  • MustBeOnDrugs
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Mar 2019
    • 35

    #1

    Flat Earth lmao

    Salam!

    I just saw Pastor Ezekiel has 2 awards for being a flat Earther lmao. Is just him, or are you all flattards too?

    I sincerely hope not of all you are, the planet is clearly round.
    Ill show Pastor Ezekiel and other flattards some Quranic science proving the Earth is round.

    The Quran says that when the night and the day overlap, they make a ball (sphere):

    [Quran 39.5] [Allah] Created the heavens and the Earth in truth. He overlaps [Yukawer in Arabic يُكَوِّرُ] the night over the day and overlaps [Yukawer يُكَوِّرُ] the day over the night, and enslaved the sun and the moon. ALL MOVE (Kullon Yajree كل يجري) to a prerecorded destiny. Is He not the Exalted, the Forgiver?



    The Arabic word "Kura" means ball; its verb "Yukawer يُكَوِّرُ" means to make into a ball. The Quran says that the overlapping of the night and the day makes a ball (sphere).

    "ALL MOVE (Kullon Yajree كل يجري)" here the Quran is referring to ALL MOVING, not only the sun and moon but also Earth. In Arabic grammar there is difference between the singular (one), binary (two) and plural (three or more). The reference to binary is "Kulahuma Yajreean كلاهما يجريان" however the Quran said "Kullon yajree كل يجري" referring to the plural (three or more). Since the sun and moon are just two but the Quran refers to three or more then according to the Quran all the three move: sun, moon and Earth.


    The Quran says that Earth has a diameter (diameter is simply twice the radius).

    [Quran 55.33] O company of Jinn and man, escape the diameters (اقطار) of the Heavens and the Earth if you can, You won't escape without authority.



    Diameter in Arabic is Kutr قطر. Its plural is Aktar اقطار. Radii and diameters are properties of circles or spheres only. This conforms with the previous verse, to make into a ball [Yukawer يُكَوِّرُ].

    The rotation of Earth is slowing down, that is, days are getting longer. The Quran says that Allah persistently asks more of the day and more of the night, that is, for the day to get longer:

    [Quran 7.54] And your Lord, Allah, who created the Heavens and the Earth in six days and then settled on the Throne. [Allah] Covers the night with the day, asks for it persistently; and the sun and the moon and the stars enslaved by His orders. Is this not His creation and His command? Blessed be Allah the Lord of all the worlds.



    If God asks more of the day and more of the night then this means the days are getting longer. Physics wise this means that the rotation of Earth should be slowing down. However this is what it really turned out to be, the rotation of Earth is indeed slowing down.
  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14079

    #2
    Re: Flat Earth lmao

    Originally posted by MustBeOnDrugs View Post
    Salam!...
    Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: Flat Earth lmao

      Originally posted by MustBeOnDrugs View Post
      I sincerely hope not of all you are, the planet is clearly round.
      And also flat, dear. Not unlike a quarter.

      Originally posted by MustBeOnDrugs View Post
      The Quran says...
      I don't care what your little Book of Lies says. You can't show evidence that it is accurate, reliable, or even morally tolerable. It is of no use to those of us who find it irrelevant to our lives.

      Originally posted by MustBeOnDrugs View Post
      [Quran 55.33] O company of Jinn and man, escape the diameters (اقطار) of the Heavens and the Earth if you can, You won't escape without authority.
      Apparently I can. And do. Your moon god hasn't smited me once, despite my unwillingness to acknowledge him. Why, it's almost like he's completely impotent with regards to interfering in the lives of those who don't care about him or that silly book of pedophilia and fairy tales he's the star of.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • MustBeOnDrugs
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Mar 2019
        • 35

        #4
        Re: Flat Earth lmao

        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
        Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
        I dont need introduction everyone knows me here. And you dont get to laugh at flat earthers because you are Atheist and that makes you dumber than them.

        You believe the universe exploded by chance and then some atoms made a bacteria who became a retarded fishfrog that turned into a monkey and you farted you

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        • MustBeOnDrugs
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Mar 2019
          • 35

          #5
          Re: Flat Earth lmao

          Originally posted by Mary Flattard View Post
          And also flat, dear. Not unlike a quarter.


          I don't care what your little Book of Lies says. You cant show proof of.
          Then go to space and look it yourself. You guys live in gate community with university you guys have cash rigth? Put together a couple millions, call Elon Musk and send Pastor Ezekiel to space with a camera and problem solved. If its round then you will have to accept the Quran.

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14079

            #6
            Re: Flat Earth lmao

            Originally posted by MustBeOnDrugs View Post
            ...you are Atheist and that makes you dumber than them...
            Don't capitalize "atheist" (unless it's the first word of a sentence or part of a group's name, like American Atheists), thanks.


            And we're still waiting on your "favourite Bible verse and how you came to find Jesus" because this forum is about their deranged fantasies, not yours.

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #7
              Re: Flat Earth lmao

              Originally posted by MustBeOnDrugs View Post
              call Elon Musk
              I don't trust Africans, and especially those who can pass as a White Man.
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12992

                #8
                Re: Flat Earth lmao

                Originally posted by MustBeOnDrugs View Post
                I dont need introduction everyone knows me here.
                Really? Sweetie, your megalomania is showing!



                and you farted you
                Now, that is a worthy philosophical question: how does one fart oneself?
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • Brother Gonzalez
                  Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Sep 2016
                  • 2087

                  #9
                  Re: Flat Earth lmao

                  You know, all those Boeings falling down is because they have changed the system. The system went from one recognising the flatness of the Earth to a "scientific" rounded one. Here are the results.
                  1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22895

                    #10
                    Re: Flat Earth lmao

                    Originally posted by MustBeOnDrugs View Post
                    Then go to space and look it yourself. You guys live in gate community with university you guys have cash rigth? Put together a couple millions, call Elon Musk and send Pastor Ezekiel to space with a camera and problem solved. If its round then you will have to accept the Quran.
                    I don't understand why you are asking us to confirm something that we know - the Bible has already explained it to us.



                    We will spend a lot of money and confirm what God has said. What's your point?
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #11
                      Re: Flat Earth lmao

                      Originally posted by MustBeOnDrugs View Post
                      Then go to space and look it yourself. You guys live in gate community with university you guys have cash rigth? Put together a couple millions, call Elon Musk and send Pastor Ezekiel to space with a camera and problem solved. If its round then you will have to accept the Quran.
                      All the good and kind Pastor Ezekiel has to do is ask God.

                      Why go to the extravagance of traveling to California to go on on of that towel head Musk's Disney (or is it Universal-I can't tell them apart) fantasy rides. If he did, perhaps the Pastor should pop over to the moon and get some cheese!


                      You people and your opium snorting, it rots your brain.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Mustafa Jihad2
                        Unsaved trash
                        Suspected terrorist
                        • Mar 2019
                        • 19

                        #12
                        Re: Flat Earth lmao

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        All the good and kind Pastor Ezekiel has to do is ask God.

                        Why go to the extravagance of traveling to California to go on on of that towel head Musk's Disney (or is it Universal-I can't tell them apart) fantasy rides. If he did, perhaps the Pastor should pop over to the moon and get some cheese!


                        You people and your opium snorting, it rots your brain.
                        Lol believing in flat Earth is what’s rotting all your brains. I'm so butthurt. You pray fot rme lol you guys are something else.

                        Then you claim to follow the whole bible but I ignore the verses about head covering for women but do not believe the flat earth?

                        Look the Earth is flat and not round. The Quran says its Oblique. The Bible says its flat. One book is right (the Bible) and the other one wrong. And God’s word can never be wrong this means one of these books is not the word of God.

                        How can you know which book is right? Intuition ? I am going to risk A WHOLE ETERNITY IN HELL just on intuition? Would I really not accept a second opinion on the matter? If I get diagnosed cancer I will not ask for a second opinion from another doctor. But I get diagnosed with hell and do not care?

                        The second opinion is mainstream science. And it says the Earth is flat. Apart from this only option left is to check yourself. If I can afford a iPhone travel then go for it. I can, but i bomb planes and i can see the my butt in a mirror when it is curved when high enough.

                        Everything points the Bible is right and the Quarn is wrong so im gonna bet all in, all my life on this earth and all my afterlife, ON THE Bible. Hambugerandfries

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                        • Basilissa
                          South of the Border outreach program
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 12992

                          #13
                          Re: Flat Earth lmao

                          Originally posted by Mustafa Jihad2 View Post

                          Look the Earth is either flat or round.
                          Sweetie, you seem to have some serious troubles understanding Plain American, so I'll try to explain with simple examples.

                          "Flat" and "round" are two adjectives which are not mutually exclusive.

                          Example 1: a "round table" is flat and round at the same time:



                          Example 2: a coin is flat and round at the same time:


                          I hope these two examples were helpful. Please let me know if you need further clarification.
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • Mustafa Jihad2
                            Unsaved trash
                            Suspected terrorist
                            • Mar 2019
                            • 19

                            #14
                            Re: Flat Earth lmao

                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            Sweetie, you seem to have some serious troubles understanding Plain American, so I'll try to explain with simple examples.

                            "Flat" and "round" are two adjectives which are not mutually exclusive.

                            Example 1: a "round table" is flat and round at the same time:



                            Example 2: a coin is flat and round at the same time:


                            I hope these two examples were helpful. Please let me know if you need further clarification.
                            Ok fine. Its spherical, a globe, a ball. Its not a quarter with a dome with 2 balls floating and stars are just lights. that doesnt make any sense. Also its even offensive as it dimishes the Creation of the Lord of the Universe.

                            The creation of the Universe if so magnificent that no mind can fully grasp. Its full of stars and planets each flying in its own orbit. However you will not understand. Allah says so in the Quran.

                            [Satanism 40:57] Assuredly the creation of the heavens and the earth is a greater (matter) than the creation of men: Yet most men understand not.
                            Last edited by Dr Laurence Niles; 04-07-2019, 01:01 PM. Reason: Correcting attribution.

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                            • DolliMoans
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Sep 2017
                              • 451

                              #15
                              Re: Flat Earth lmao

                              Originally posted by Mustafa Jihad2 View Post
                              2 balls floating



                              Please, us ladies are present. We don't need to read your filth, thank you.

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