[Alex112]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

I'm serious please dont hate me over a simple typing mistake. I want to be friends! I love God 😭

[Alex112]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Please Elmer is there anyway I can contact you on here and just explain the typo I dont want you to think I'm evil or anything I love God and I want to clear this up with you and the admins please?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Dear Sinner,

As long as you've not trespassed against Matthew 12:31 (have you/can you be sure?), there is always a chance for you. Jesus is Merciful, in my opinion, often even more merciful than the sinners deserve (Jonah 4:2).

John 5:14
Afterward Jesus findeth him in the temple, and said unto him, Behold, thou art made whole: sin no more, lest a worse thing come unto thee.

Of course, in the end, Matthew 7:14 is a good indicator of a sinner's likelihood of finding conform on the Bosom of Sweet Jesus. You might consider panicking less with amok posting and using the Bible more as a first step.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Alex112]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Dear Sinner,

As long as you've not trespassed against Matthew 12:31 (have you/can you be sure?), there is always a chance for you. Jesus is Merciful, in my opinion, often even more merciful than the sinners deserve (Jonah 4:2).

John 5:14
Afterward Jesus findeth him in the temple, and said unto him, Behold, thou art made whole: sin no more, lest a worse thing come unto thee.

Of course, in the end, Matthew 7:14 is a good indicator of a sinner's likelihood of finding conform on the Bosom of Sweet Jesus. You might consider panicking less with amok posting and using the Bible more as a first step.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Thanks man I truly appreciate it. You have no idea how bad I feel about that typo


I'll try next time to not panic so much I just had the fear you guys would think differently of me now i really really do love God and I always make sure I pray a few times during the day and study the bible to

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Thanks man I truly appreciate it. You have no idea how bad I feel about that typo

I'll try next time to not panic so much I just had the fear you guys would think differently of me now i really really do love God and I always make sure I pray a few times during the day and study the bible to

This could be going better... Are you sure, dear Person, that a few times is adequate?

1 Thessalonians 5:17
Pray without ceasing.

2 Timothy 1:3
I thank God, whom I serve from my forefathers with pure conscience, that without ceasing I have remembrance of thee in my prayers night and day;

You studying your Bible to [void]?? There is, actually, a "preview post" function at the bottom of each "post icons" box that helps the sinners to avoid typographical errors, such as writing the name of the Good Book in lowercase letter. We must be cautious, as the majority of today's youth study the Bible to find loopholes to justify their interest in sodomy or premarital fornication.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Alex112]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

This could be going better... Are you sure, dear Person, that a few times is adequate?

1 Thessalonians 5:17
Pray without ceasing.

2 Timothy 1:3
I thank God, whom I serve from my forefathers with pure conscience, that without ceasing I have remembrance of thee in my prayers night and day;

You studying your Bible to [void]?? There is, actually, a "preview post" function at the bottom of each "post icons" box that helps the sinners to avoid typographical errors, such as writing the name of the Good Book in lowercase letter. We must be cautious, as the majority of today's youth study the Bible to find loopholes to justify their interest in sodomy or premarital fornication.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

No I didnt know about that function actually that would have saved me from that embarrassing mistake 😂




Yeah I know all about that new age religion these youths are following its sick. I try to warn about that stuff actually but nobody seems to listen


I do pray alot but I do take breaks. When I'm not praying I listen to christian hymnals, study the bible read good books stuff like that

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Gee Pastor, young Alexander her just wants to know what it is like to fondle people and rub the demons from their soul. I can just imagine some old woman, whose wrinkly flesh lost its glow and firmness decades ago, who no longer recalls the sensation of a turgid innocent young man who is unwise in the ways of the world, grabbing handfuls of flabby gut, lost in the over powering wafts of Eve Lauder applied by a wall paper brush to the armpit.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Hello Alexander. Why you want to fondle autistics?

I thought she wanted to massage a Shi Tzu - nasty little dogs, and utterly useless against intruders, unless your intruder is someone who can be yapped to death. Also, is dog-petting a proper job?

And what was that meltdown last night all about? Posts #11 to #17 inclusive are some of the worst attention-seeking I've seen in quite a while. Puberty, I suppose, although that is not a sufficient excuse. Puberty and glue, perhaps?

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Hi Alex, nice to meet you.

Excellent choice of Bible verses there. You seem to be struggling to be a good Christian. There is ony a narrow path towards salvation, and that is to obey the Lord in everything He says.


I have just one question for you right now. Are you quarantined or are you defending your freedom against communism? Because communist scientists want you to stay home while they seize the power and bring a communist dictatorship to America. A good Christian is now on the streets, defending the God-given right to be free.


And before I leave, please remember to beat your children often, so they (and you) get to Heaven:


"Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
Proverbs 23:13-14, KJV

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Hello my name is Alex. I'm a christian I come from the united states and I'm a christian. My dream is to become an ashiatsu massage therapist and live in a nicer town My favorite verse is Jeremiah 29:11

The fact that you are usin “I’m a christian” twice in the same sentence and not capitalizing Christian appropriately leads me to believe you are an uneducated. Are you perhaps a poor nigra? Your dialect leads me to suspect this. I study the nigra like a licensed zoologist and you sound like one to me. I won’t assume, however, as Proverbs 18:2 has me checkin facts first.

[Alex112]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Son are you a special kind of retard? Why on Gods Green Earth are you obsessed with fondling strangers? It is a Pastors Provenience for the laying of hands on the flesh on mankind.


First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

It is not fondling ashiatsu is massage therapy massaging is not massaging I dont know why you think that (besides hands arent used in ashiatsu the feet are making it even impossible to fondle anyone and that's all I'm going to say.)


I was not trying to start a debate I apologize you guys were just...seeing it the wrong way. I was defending my future proffession. It is the only proffession I want


I dont have any demons I've been a christian for several several years I dont play with witchcraft or ouiji boards or take part in demonic activity. Its offensive you would say that to me you dont know me

[Alex112]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Son are you a special kind of retard? Why on Gods Green Earth are you obsessed with fondling strangers? It is a Pastors Provenience for the laying of hands on the flesh on mankind.


First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

(Sorry for posting this twice I cant edit posts after I post them)

It is not fondling ashiatsu is massage therapy massaging is not fondling I dont know why you think that (besides hands arent used in ashiatsu the feet are making it even impossible to fondle anyone and that's all I'm going to say.)


I was not trying to start a debate I apologize you guys were just...seeing it the wrong way. I was defending my future proffession. It is the only proffession I want


I dont have any demons I've been a christian for several several years I dont play with witchcraft or ouiji boards or take part in demonic activity. Its offensive you would say that to me you dont know me

(This is not me debating you this is me clearing up any misunderstandings about me)

[Alex112]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Gee Pastor, young Alexander her just wants to know what it is like to fondle people and rub the demons from their soul. I can just imagine some old woman, whose wrinkly flesh lost its glow and firmness decades ago, who no longer recalls the sensation of a turgid innocent young man who is unwise in the ways of the world, grabbing handfuls of flabby gut, lost in the over powering wafts of Eve Lauder applied by a wall paper brush to the armpit.

Ashiatsu does not use the hands it uses the feet and it's not really grabbing but it is still a massage so thanks! (It is not fondling it is massaging)


Yeah I just want people to feel relaxed and help their muscle tension that's all

[Basilissa]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

I was defending my future proffession. It is the only proffession I want

Ashiatsu does not use the hands it uses the feet and it's not really grabbing but it is still a massage so thanks! (It is not fondling it is massaging)

Your only aspiration in life is to touch other people's bodies with your feet?!?

I will pray for you, dear.

[Alex112]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Your only aspiration in life is to touch other people's bodies with your feet?!?

I will pray for you, dear.

Its massaging not touching