[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

I am puzzled. Right from the outset we see this:

My dream is to become an ashiatsu massage therapist and live in a nicer town

At this point I assumed Alex was in the 12-14 age bracket. So I asked and got the following reply:

I'm in my twenties

So here is the conundrum, Alex. If you are already in your twenties, then why have you not yet become a massage therapist? It's not as though the "training" is expensive or mentally taxing (by which I mean you won't need to be able to use apostrophes, or spell profession correctly). And it is available online.

What is holding you back, Alex? Is it sloth?

[Basilissa]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

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So here is the conundrum, Alex. If you are already in your twenties, then why have you not yet become a massage therapist? It's not as though the "training" is expensive or mentally taxing (by which I mean you won't need to be able to use apostrophes, or spell profession correctly). And it is available online.

What is holding you back, Alex? Is it sloth?

I believe, Sister Joanna, that sinners of his age who had the misfortune of being raised by unsaved trash are what they call "Millennials." My understanding is that what makes a Millennial a Millennial is that they have to live with and depend from their parents until they are thirty-something or possibly until their parents die. Therefore, Alex is probably not going to fulfill his sinful dream until he's well in his forties or maybe even fifties (by which time he will be too old to be hired by massage parlors, unless there is a fetish for people wanting to be groped by a middle aged man).

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Massaging is not groping and none of that stuff will happen I assure of you I wont let it happen

Tell that to all the drug addicts and EMOs what started with just a single puff of a marijuanna cigarette. I cannot count the number of times I have heard the same story. Young girls thinking holding hands is great, until they are pregnant with some darkies mulatto baby and he is out gang banging.

Abstinence from perversion means not taking that first step down the rabbit hole of perversion. That is what caused the cult of the Jugglo's. Kids listening to Mitch Miller.

Seems so innocent until you regain conciousness in a seedy motel covered in your own vomit inside a mass of diseased sex perverts. If I only had a nickel for every time I have heard about this, so many times I've been called by a distraught, decent Christian mother, begging me to 'get my baby' and have to wade through a room filled to the brim with sweat and genital expulsion.
Don't let it happen to you.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Alex is probably not going to fulfill his sinful dream until he's well in his forties or maybe even fifties (by which time he will be too old to be hired by massage parlors, unless there is a fetish for people wanting to be groped by a middle aged man).

Yes, Sister: I too am praying that this will fall into the "Don't panic! It will never happen" category of Sin.

Of course, Alex's parents may have been married very young. (I am assuming they were actually married.) If Alex is from, say, North Carolina, his (or her) parents may be only 14 years older than him (or her). With the very excellent health care provided by President Trump, they may live to be 100. Alex would then be 86 and by that time there will probably be regulations about trampling over people's kidneys while using a walking frame.

[Alex112]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

I am puzzled. Right from the outset we see this:
At this point I assumed Alex was in the 12-14 age bracket. So I asked and got the following reply:

So here is the conundrum, Alex. If you are already in your twenties, then why have you not yet become a massage therapist? It's not as though the "training" is expensive or mentally taxing (by which I mean you won't need to be able to use apostrophes, or spell profession correctly). And it is available online.

What is holding you back, Alex? Is it sloth?

I havent gotten a chance to do it yet I mean there was highschool trade school and I got interested in it after I finished school that's all...

[Isabella White]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

I havent gotten a chance to do it yet I mean there was highschool trade school and I got interested in it after I finished school that's all...

Dear Miss Alex: If you have not yet pursued your dream of becoming a "massage therapist", then it appears that this delay has been the 's plan. It is most evident that by leading you to , wants you to consider, very carefully, the expert advice that is offered to you by much-beloved servants.

And, since it appears that you are not meant to work in these houses of sin, then it is obvious that another vocation will be more suitable, and in agreement with the wishes of Almighty . For example, what could please the more than if you were to become a baker?

Exodus 29:2 "And unleavened bread, and cakes unleavened tempered with oil, and wafers unleavened anointed with oil: of wheaten flour shalt thou make them."

Matthew 6:11 "Give us this day our daily bread."

[Alex112]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Dear Miss Alex: If you have not yet pursued your dream of becoming a "massage therapist", then it appears that this delay has been the 's plan. It is most evident that by leading you to , wants you to consider, very carefully, the expert advice that is offered to you by much-beloved servants.

And, since it appears that you are not meant to work in these houses of sin, then it is obvious that another vocation will be more suitable, and in agreement with the wishes of Almighty . For example, what could please the more than if you were to become a baker?

Exodus 29:2 "And unleavened bread, and cakes unleavened tempered with oil, and wafers unleavened anointed with oil: of wheaten flour shalt thou make them."

Matthew 6:11 "Give us this day our daily bread."

Not all massage parlors are houses of sin only the shady ones are.


No I'm pretty sure being a massage therapist is what God wants for me if it wasnt I wouldnt have started studying it

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Not all massage parlors are houses of sin only the shady ones are.


No I'm pretty sure being a massage therapist is what God wants for me if it wasnt I wouldnt have started studying it

I doubt if the men who come to your establishment for a massage will recognize such refinements as shady or not shady. They will be coming with sinful lust on their minds and they may not take no for an answer. You are mistaken about God's message to you. I'm certain He doesn't want you anointing and rubbing the flesh of strange men.

[Isabella White]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Not all massage parlors are houses of sin only the shady ones are.

No I'm pretty sure being a massage therapist is what God wants for me if it wasnt I wouldnt have started studying it

Oh, my, my, my. I feel such sadness, dear Miss Alex, knowing that you are determined to go down this road of devilish debauchery. You might think that you have the right intention, but I'm afraid that you are going to find that Satan is leading you into a terrible trap. And it could be a trap from which you are unable to leave.

As Brother Alvin has so wisely noted, it's hardly likely that your clients will recognize whether or not your establishment is shady. Goodness; there are many strange people out there who will love nothing more than to entice a young person, such as yourself, into any number of sinful activities. I mean, what would you do if you wound up working for someone who pretended to be hosting a respectable place, but was actually associating with the unfortunate type as shown in the video below?

[Maria Knight]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Not all massage parlors are houses of sin only the shady ones are.


No I'm pretty sure being a massage therapist is what God wants for me if it wasnt I wouldnt have started studying it

If that's what God really wanted, then why would He have led you here where so many people have told you that it's a terrible idea? Why would He have made you delay becoming a massage "therapist" all this time?
Satan is leading you towards the path of sin by saying "massage parlors are okey dokey".... God is trying to lead you down the right path and Save you - but you have to meet him halfway and accept his help. Otherwise, the Devil will continue to have a hold of your very soul.

Accept Jesus and repent of these flesh-fondling thoughts for good!