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Hello! So how does one become saved?
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Stop mocking God would be the first step.Originally posted by road_apple View PostHello! So how does one become saved?
He has a plan for our Salvation.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hi, atheist here!
Stop blaspheming the LORD!Originally posted by road_apple View PostHello! So how does one become saved?
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
GOD HATES FAGS
Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS
WHITE AND PROUD
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Re: Hi, atheist here!
I can't mock something I don't believe exists. Seems to me I'd need convincing there is a God first.
There are a lot of religions out there too, which one if any can claim to be the correct belief system?
Perhaps that is a red herring, beliefs require no facts to support them so I guess nurture plays the most significant role. Although I have heard stories from recovering drug addicts that claim to have had Jesus, angels, ghosts, etc, appear before them. The fact they were drunk or stoned at the time seems not to matter to them.
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Nice try, everyone knows God exists. It is written on our very hearts.Originally posted by road_apple View Post
Anyway, if God doesn't exist, explain cucumbers.
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Re: Hi, atheist here!
If you are an atheist, then why do you want to be Saved©? You already stated you hate God and do not want Him in your life.
Being Saved© is like pudding, God is like meat. You cannot have any pudding unless you eat your meat.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: Hi, atheist here!
Shout GLORY!Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
It is like you atheists are building a Wall of some sort! Tear down the Wall!Yours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
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Re: Hi, atheist here!
Hmm. I'm Catholic, but I suggest you guys read The God Delusion.
I think it's rather fascinating.Comment
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You'd know all about delusions, wouldn't you?Originally posted by muffinz View Post Hmm. I'm Catholic, but I suggest you guys read The God Delusion.
I think it's rather fascinating.
So how many times did you pray to Mary today?
Did you lose something lately? Maybe a prayer to St Anthony would help with that!
Did they make John Paul a Saint you can pray to yet? Maybe he could be the patron saint of tongue kissing airport tarmacs.
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I reckon you should reed this book:Originally posted by muffinz View Post Hmm. I'm Catholic, but I suggest you guys read The God Delusion.
I think it's rather fascinating.
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
GOD HATES FAGS
Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS
WHITE AND PROUD
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Re: Hi, atheist here!
Catlicks plugging atheist propaganda tracts...why am I not surprised?
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you're very welcome fellow atheist!Comment
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So why do you hate Jesus? Is it cuz you want to sin and he says you cannot?Originally posted by road_apple View PostI can't mock something I don't believe exists. Seems to me I'd need convincing there is a God first.
There are a lot of religions out there too, which one if any can claim to be the correct belief system?
Perhaps that is a red herring, beliefs require no facts to support them so I guess nurture plays the most significant role. Although I have heard stories from recovering drug addicts that claim to have had Jesus, angels, ghosts, etc, appear before them. The fact they were drunk or stoned at the time seems not to matter to them.Comment
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