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I am a christian, and i was born and raised in a christian family. I believe that true happiness is having jesus in your heart. God bless you all. 
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What is that, awesomness? Is that a kind of introduction? Well, you sound like a hippie picking flowers all day while our Brothers and Sisters die on the Battlefield...Originally posted by awesomeness View PostI am a christian, and i was born and raised in a christian family. I believe that true happiness is having jesus in your heart. God bless you all.-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
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Hello awesomeness.Originally posted by awesomeness View PostI am a christian, and i was born and raised in a christian family. I believe that true happiness is having jesus in your heart. God bless you all.
I will reserve welcome for now. I am wondering why you aren't showing Jesus the respect He deserves. Please capitalize Jesus and Christian from now on.
May I ask, your favorite scripture?
The church you attend and your denomination?
Are you male or female?
YIC
Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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Welcome aboard, friend. It's good to know that you've already found the joy that Jesus can bring. Have you discovered how happy it makes Jesus, and therefore you, when you give money to a good Christian cause, like this church for instance? Try it, it really does feel awesome!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Hi awesomeness! It must be nice to be smug. All True Christians are too humble to blow thier own horn.
So friend, what do you do that is so awesome? Perhaps we can learn from you, or at least be impressed.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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You are indeed most fortunate to come from a line of Christians. Early learning, constant Bible reading, solid Church attendance instils an unshakeable mindset focused on Christ. You must be delighted that you were not born a Hindu or Moslem where such a lineage of false religion would have been an irreparable curse and condemn you to the bowels of Hell.Originally posted by awesomeness View PostI am a christian, and i was born and raised in a christian family. I believe that true happiness is having jesus in your heart. God bless you all.
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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I am sorry Mrs. Phebe, i will capitalize Jesus and Christian from now on.Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
My favorite scripture
"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." Jeremiah 29:11Comment
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I agree FelicityOriginally posted by Felicity View Post@awesomeness Yes, having Jesus in your heart is awesome!
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Welcome. What a wonderful, childlike statement of faith!Originally posted by awesomeness View PostI am a christian, and i was born and raised in a christian family. I believe that true happiness is having jesus in your heart. God bless you all.
Matthew 21:16: And said unto him, Hearest thou what these say? And Jesus saith unto them, Yea; have ye never read, Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings thou hast perfected praise?Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
King James Bible v1611
Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!
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