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  • JonathanWilliam
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    • Oct 2010
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    #1

    My name is Jonathan.

    Hello. My name is Jonathan William. I am 18 years old, and I plan to go to a seminary to become a Baptist priest. I try to accept all who God deems worthy. I hope I enjoy this website. Praise the lord.
  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: My name is Jonathan.

    Originally posted by JonathanWilliam View Post
    Hello. My name is Jonathan William. I am 18 years old, and I plan to go to a seminary to become a Baptist priest.
    A Baptist priest? Do you really now?

    I try to accept all who God deems worthy. I hope I enjoy this website.
    And I pray that you will learn from it.

    Praise the lord.
    While I realize that typos happen, please be careful to capitalize words referring to God.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • JonathanWilliam
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      #3
      Re: My name is Jonathan.

      Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
      While I realize that typos happen, please be careful to capitalize words referring to God.
      My apologies. Praise the Lord.

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      • Brother Harold Porter
        Landover Senior Outreach
        Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 8236

        #4
        Re: My name is Jonathan.

        Welcome Brother!

        But I am afraid that we have no demons of the Vatican in our Godly Church. If you meant Pastor or Reverend, we can certainly help you through your seminary studies in your respectable goal to serve Jesus Christ as a man of God.

        In Christ!
        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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        • JonathanWilliam
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          #5
          Re: My name is Jonathan.

          Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
          Welcome Brother!

          But I am afraid that we have no demons of the Vatican in our Godly Church. If you meant Pastor or Reverend, we can certainly help you through your seminary studies in your respectable goal to serve Jesus Christ as a man of God.

          In Christ!
          I am sorry with my heart, I did mean to say Pastor.

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          • John Creeser
            Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
             
            • Aug 2009
            • 7248

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            Re: My name is Jonathan.

            Originally posted by JonathanWilliam View Post
            I am sorry with my heart, I did mean to say Pastor.
            Hey, you're excited to be here, you made a mistake. Welcome friend, what version of the Bible do you read from?
            -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
            -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

            -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
            -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
            -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
            -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
            -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

            STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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            • Brother Harold Porter
              Landover Senior Outreach
              Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 8236

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              Re: My name is Jonathan.

              Not a problem young man. We follow Jesus and forgive as He would!

              What seminary do you plan to attend? What filthy sin do you repent of as you seek a personal relationship with Jesus?

              May He be with you!
              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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              • JonathanWilliam
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                • Oct 2010
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                #8
                Re: My name is Jonathan.

                I read from the King James 1611 Holy Bible.

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                • Rev. Jim Osborne
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                  Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                  On the Look Out for Wife #6!
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                  • Jun 2009
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                  Re: My name is Jonathan.

                  Jonathan, tell us, what is your favorite Bible verse and how does it affect you in your personal life?

                  Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                  • JonathanWilliam
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                    #10
                    Re: My name is Jonathan.

                    I will attend the Northern Seminary in Illinois. Praise the Lord.

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                    • Titus Templeton
                      Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                      Jesus macht frei
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 5912

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                      Re: My name is Jonathan.

                      Welcome Jonathan, i have a good feeling about you.
                      -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                      -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                      -Holocaust Jokes
                      -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                      -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                      -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                      -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                      -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
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                        Re: My name is Jonathan.

                        Welcome to God's favorite forum, Johnny. Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                        If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                        If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                        Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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