Hi from Europe

[Simon Lourson]

Greetings, fellow christians!

My Name is Simon and I am from Europe. I would like to join you in becoming a better christian, and following the Bible. I, too, believe in only the litteral reading of King Jame's Bible, 1611.

I have a few questions to ask you, is it ok if I ask here, or in another forum?

Praise the Lord!

[Lisa H]

Re: Hi from Europe

Welcome Simon,

Before you ask questions please use the search function. Many questions have already been answered.

[Simon Lourson]

Re: Hi from Europe

Thank you very much, Lisa.

My question was about America's place in the Bible, as after reading the forums I couldn't quite grasp why you would all think America is greater, and loved more by God, than any other Nation in the world.

But now, I realise my mistake, using the search function, I was able to locate this page.

Pastor Ezekiel's answer, in particular, made me realize that, indeed, I came from an inferior country.

Nonetheless, I would like be saved

I didn't find an answer to my next question using the search button:

"Am I doomed to hell because I wasn't born in the USA, or is there still hope for me?"

Thank you for your time.

[Lisa H]

Re: Hi from Europe

Thank you very much, Lisa.

My question was about America's place in the Bible, as after reading the forums I couldn't quite grasp why you would all think America is greater, and loved more by God, than any other Nation in the world.

But now, I realise my mistake, using the search function, I was able to locate this page.

Pastor Ezekiel's answer, in particular, made me realize that, indeed, I came from an inferior country.

Nonetheless, I would like be saved

I didn't find an answer to my next question using the search button:

"Am I doomed to hell because I wasn't born in the USA, or is there still hope for me?"

Thank you for your time.

If you want to be saved you will have to start reading the King James Bible and living your life by following it. Also find a Baptist Church to attend.

What God forsaken country do you come from?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi from Europe

Greetings, fellow christians!

My Name is Simon and I am from Europe. I would like to join you in becoming a better christian, and following the Bible. I, too, believe in only the litteral reading of King Jame's Bible, 1611.

I have a few questions to ask you, is it ok if I ask here, or in another forum?

Praise the Lord!

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[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Hi from Europe

Hello Simon.

Firstly, I'm always suspicious of anyone who says they're 'from Europe'.
It usually means they're not. They're usually a prepubescent Canadian idiot or a Kentucky 4chanite that couldn't actually think of an actual name of a country in Europe and thinks they can get away with letting others think that he thinks that they think he doesn't think what they really know about him thinking that Europe is just one 'kinda place' or country in itself.

It isn't. So don't try to con us.

However, I may give you the benefit of the doubt. It's up to you.


YIC, McUinnean of that Ilk - another person 'really from Europe'.

[John Creeser]

Re: Hi from Europe

"Am I doomed to hell because I wasn't born in the USA, or is there still hope for me?"

All you have to do is look around the forum and see we indeed do have Saved© members from Europe. Take Brother McUinnean, a True Christian™.

It's unfortunate you were born outside God's favorite country, it doesn't mean you can't be saved, it just means we get the better seats in Heaven

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Hi from Europe

Simon, would you please so kind and tell us what country your exactly from?
I do hope its not France, as they attacked my country 2 times.

[Simon Lourson]

Re: Hi from Europe

Thankfully, I already am a proud owner of a King James Bible, which was gifted to be by my aunt, who lives in the USA, when I was christened. (My mother was born in Canada, and I have family in the United States of America.)

As for me, I was born in Rennes, in Western France. I am not trying to con anyone by stating I was from "Europe", I'm apologize if I gave you that impression . Maybe the address from which I am connecting to you can prove that, although I don't know enough about computers to know that for sure.

I also apologize if my country attacked any other country in the past. I understand, of course, that as their descent, I am fully responsible for the sins of my ancestors. (Exodus 20:5)

Praise!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi from Europe

Simon, just because you are french does mean you are doomed with no chance of Salvation(c). I imagine it will be a tough journey, probably about as difficult as born on American soil gay nigra would have. I do hope you are not a homer, there are a lot of them in france, doing that incredibly annoying mime BS.

I would not worry about any attacks your country has waged, it is about the same as a two year old boy trying to beat me up, funny actually.

Why do you people love mooslimes?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hi from Europe

Simon, just because you are french does mean you are doomed with no chance of Salvation©. I imagine it will be a tough journey, probably about as difficult as born on American soil gay nigra would have. I do hope you are not a homer, there are a lot of them in france, doing that incredibly annoying mime BS.

I would not worry about any attacks your country has waged, it is about the same as a two year old boy trying to beat me up, funny actually.

Why do you people love mooslimes?

Its not just the Mooslimes that bother me, its all the Homersexurals. Frankly I do not understand how the country of France can sustain a population at all. It takes a man and a woman to make children, and Jesus. With a majority of the men being pillow biters I dont see it happening.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Hi from Europe

A Heartful welcome, Simon. I accept your apology for all the cruelty your country has done to mine. Please take also a look of my recent Thread

10 Reasons why God hates France!


So i must say i like you already. Are you married? How many sons do you have? Do you eat snails?

[Simon Lourson]

Re: Hi from Europe

I'm sorry, I don't know what a homer is. As for "Mooslimes", as you call them , our government is actually taking steps against them, by passing laws against their culture.

I really enjoyed your thread, Titus Templeton, although I would like to say here that, while it is true a Frenchman build the Eiffel Tower, I really don't see it as a reason for god to hate France, as many more higher buildings were build by other nations, including America. Please tell me if I'm wrong.

All your other points are perfectly valid of course, and I am ashamed to live in such a God Forsaken country.

As for your other personal questions, I don't have any sons, as me and my girlfriend are saving ourselves for Mariage. I am 23.

I never ate any snails (ew), oisters, or frogs. Although I did dissect a frog when I was at school. Pretty pointless if you ask me, God told us all there is to know about animals in Genesis 1:26.

Praise!

[Simon Lourson]

Re: Hi from Europe

I just realised that what I thought was a very usefull feature of this forum, is actually very wrong :

When you write a Book, Chapter, Verse, of the Bible, it shows you the corresponding verse in the 1769 KJB. I'm sorry but I only believe in the One True Word of God, the 1611 version. Are there any plans to fix this ?

[John Creeser]

Re: Hi from Europe

Welcome Simon, sorry to hear you're living in the land where citizens first started choosing to be gay (and thus here we are today, in big trouble with the AID epidemic).

As for your other personal questions, I don't have any sons, as me and my girlfriend are saving ourselves for Mariage. I am 23.

23? Wow you certainly are a late bloomer aren't you? No time like the present Simon, get busy!!!