[Waffenator]

Re: Hello from the 116th Panzer Division

Yea right a Christian in Sweden, sure, you bet..... That is like finding a virgin in Canada, it ain't going to happen.

Dear Mr. Dewitt,

As I mentioned in my earlier post my desire is to get back on the righteous path. Remember, I was born in god's country chosen by manifest destiny by god, America.

Most of the Youropeans around me speak gibberish or a dialect known as viking gibberish which is as equally incomprehensible for me. Of those who do speak American sound as if they are riding a roller coaster as the words tumble out of their mouth.

I don't expect to gain your respect or right to lay beside your daughters..at least think of the interest of my son's. My oldest being 12 its time to start looking for proper breeding stock for him and I know some fellow members were unfortunate enough to be burdened with daughters.

Kindly,

Waffenator

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Hello from the 116th Panzer Division

Have you got a real name we can call you? Waffenator sounds like some airy-fairy pixie type fictional character. I find it kind of hard to relate to and dialogue with someone that seems kind of non-real if you know what I mean.

YIC, the McUinnean.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hello from the 116th Panzer Division

Yea right a Christian in Sweden, sure, you bet..... That is like finding a virgin in Canada, it ain't going to happen.

Ahem, there are plenty of virgins in Canada.

(None of them are female, of course)

[Waffenator]

Re: Hello from the 116th Panzer Division

Have you got a real name we can call you? Waffenator sounds like some airy-fairy pixie type real character. I find it kind of hard to relate to and dialogue with someone that seems kind of non-real if you know what I mean.

YIC, the McUinnean.

Stephan Eberhard, Sir!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello from the 116th Panzer Division

Stephan Eberhard, Sir!

Welcome Steve. (Steve is a much more American sounding name than Stephan). Have you beaten your wife and kids yet today? I know I never need to be reminded. What is your wife's pie like? Is it wet? Extra crusty? My wife's pie can get pretty sloppy, but that's partially due to the way I eat it -like a wild animal. This gives her very little incentive to keep it neat, as I am going to eat it regardless, and make quite a mess in so doing. If the state of my wife's pie bothered me I could always beat her for it, so I guess I can't complain. She's picking herself up off the floor right now for... you know I can't remember what it was! I hope she does!

[Waffenator]

Re: Hello from the 116th Panzer Division

Welcome Steve. (Steve is a much more American sounding name than Stephan). Have you beaten your wife and kids yet today? I know I never need to be reminded. What is your wife's pie like? Is it wet? Extra crusty? My wife's pie can get pretty sloppy, but that's partially due to the way I eat it -like a wild animal. This gives her very little incentive to keep it neat, as I am going to eat it regardless, and make quite a mess in so doing. If the state of my wife's pie bothered me I could always beat her for it, so I guess I can't complain. She's picking herself up off the floor right now for... you know I can't remember what it was! I hope she does!

Hello Billy Bob,

I have been living in Youropa to long and your recommendation to change my name spelling back to Steve is helping me regain my True Christian and American values which are really two sides of the same coin in my book...So Steve it is.

The laws here ban beating the wife and kids. Its why most men here grow up to be gay and women to become feminutzis. I plan on making pilgrimages to the US Embassy whenever I can so I can start being a respectable Christian father again and beat the Jesus, both out of, and into the wife and kids.

Sounds like your wife makes delicious pie, and what god fearing man can resist his wife's pie? On a completely different pie note I have to tell you things over here are not quite the same. First off they spell pie like this "paj" which clearly is some city of babble language associated with sin and the devil.

And let me tell you....the devil is in the Swedish "paj". Over here the men are always the ones in the kitchen stuffing their pie. Men usually get together in small groups of 3 to 5 and sample one another's pie, but it usually turns into a gorge fest with all the men eating up each others pie until their is nothing left. Its pretty disgusting. The Swedish male pie is not sweet, it is more like a quiche, meaty yet fluffy but full of chunks, at most of these mens gathering they eat each others pie with a tossed salad on the side. For desert they have "ispol" which are basically Popsicles, the direct translation is icy pole and they are often homemade. So after this gorgefest the men share each others ice poles sometime tasting two or three different ones each, gluttons will eat two or three at the same time. The Swedish men are so eager for you to eat their icy pole. If you dont take it and start sucking on it right away they are likely to be offended. Living here for 4 years its been very hard to be in an environment where most men are polite yet persistent that I at least sample their pie and icy pole, some are a bit offended that I have not invited them over to my kitchen and shared by pie and icy poles with them. I simply respond, cooking is my wife's job, and here pie and cake is just too good to share.

Now, I love my wife's pie as much as the next man, but I prefer my wife's kladdkaka, which means gooey cake in Swedish. Her gooey cake, like most Swedish gooey cake's, are filled with chocolate, stiff chocolate on the outside from the heat in her oven, but gooey and dripping in the middle. I lick up all the gooey cake I am served and usually top it with a generous dose of whip cream. My wife used to have a small garden, in it was a cherry bush, one time I plucked her cherry and put it on top of the whipped cream and gooey cake before plunging into it head first, it was delicious.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello from the 116th Panzer Division

A panzer killed my uncle

I can't believe someone could come here and be this insensitive to Allied losses.

[Waffenator]

Re: Hello from the 116th Panzer Division

A panzer killed my uncle

I can't believe someone could come here and be this insensitive to Allied losses.

Officers in the actual 116th Panzer Division cared for American POW's in their field hospitals rather than sending them back to the Stalags. Several US soldiers went on record that they would not have made it through WW2 without the kindness shown by the 116th.

Sorry for the loss of your Uncle, my family has also shed blood to protect America.

[Waffenator]

Re: Hello from the 116th Panzer Division

Yea right a Christian in Sweden, sure, you bet..... That is like finding a virgin in Canada, it ain't going to happen.

Well, it is possible for me to join a Baptist Church here in Sweden as there are 214 Baptist Churches throughout the country with about 17,000 members.

http://www.baptist.se/inenglish.4.36c18fc710767b53215800011934.html

Question?

Is it possible for a Baptist church to me accepted as a True Christian ™ Church is not in the Holy Land, America?

If so, would you please write your senators and congressmen to invade Sweden and make it the 51st state?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Hello from the 116th Panzer Division

Well, it is possible for me to join a Baptist Church here in Sweden as there are 214 Baptist Churches throughout the country with about 17,000 members.

http://www.baptist.se/inenglish.4.36c18fc710767b53215800011934.html

Question?

Is it possible for a Baptist church to me accepted as a True Christian ™ Church is not in the Holy Land, America?

If so, would you please write your senators and congressmen to invade Sweden and make it the 51st state?

Though not actually 'de juris' you should be awar that 'de facto', Canada's the 52nd. UK the 53rd. Join the queue.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Hello from the 116th Panzer Division

Brother Cranky has already proved in many of his own threads and posts that computergames are all evil. There is no further discussion needed.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hello from the 116th Panzer Division

Officers in the actual 116th Panzer Division cared for American POW's in their field hospitals rather than sending them back to the Stalags. Several US soldiers went on record that they would not have made it through WW2 without the kindness shown by the 116th.

Sorry for the loss of your Uncle, my family has also shed blood to protect America.

What does the German Army in WWII have to do with you gamer? By definition NO gamer is ever seen near REAL combat. Actually facing another adult male in real life might mess up your PvP K/D ratio since there are no cheat codes in the real world.

Face it son, you need to get your ass right with Jesus and then get your flabby arse down to the recruiting station and joining the Godly US Marines for Christ's War against Islam.

PS REAL men preach the word on Christ to sinners FACES, not anonymously talk smack about how great the Nazis were on some retard global chat.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello from the 116th Panzer Division

Hello Billy Bob,

I have been living in Youropa to long and your recommendation to change my name spelling back to Steve is helping me regain my True Christian and American values which are really two sides of the same coin in my book...So Steve it is.

Yes, Steve, True Christian(tm) and True American(tm) are virtually synonymous.

The laws here ban beating the wife and kids. Its why most men here grow up to be gay and women to become feminutzis. I plan on making pilgrimages to the US Embassy whenever I can so I can start being a respectable Christian father again and beat the Jesus, both out of, and into the wife and kids.

That's why it is important to qualify as a True Christian(tm) and move to Freehold, Iowa before you die and otherwise go to Hell. In Freehold we are at liberty to practice God's Holy Word as prescribed in the KJV Bible.

Sounds like your wife makes delicious pie, and what god fearing man can resist his wife's pie? On a completely different pie note I have to tell you things over here are not quite the same. First off they spell pie like this "paj" which clearly is some city of babble language associated with sin and the devil.

And let me tell you....the devil is in the Swedish "paj". Over here the men are always the ones in the kitchen stuffing their pie. Men usually get together in small groups of 3 to 5 and sample one another's pie, but it usually turns into a gorge fest with all the men eating up each others pie until their is nothing left. Its pretty disgusting. The Swedish male pie is not sweet, it is more like a quiche, meaty yet fluffy but full of chunks, at most of these mens gathering they eat each others pie with a tossed salad on the side. For desert they have "ispol" which are basically Popsicles, the direct translation is icy pole and they are often homemade. So after this gorgefest the men share each others ice poles sometime tasting two or three different ones each, gluttons will eat two or three at the same time. The Swedish men are so eager for you to eat their icy pole. If you dont take it and start sucking on it right away they are likely to be offended. Living here for 4 years its been very hard to be in an environment where most men are polite yet persistent that I at least sample their pie and icy pole, some are a bit offended that I have not invited them over to my kitchen and shared by pie and icy poles with them. I simply respond, cooking is my wife's job, and here pie and cake is just too good to share.

Now, I love my wife's pie as much as the next man, but I prefer my wife's kladdkaka, which means gooey cake in Swedish. Her gooey cake, like most Swedish gooey cake's, are filled with chocolate, stiff chocolate on the outside from the heat in her oven, but gooey and dripping in the middle. I lick up all the gooey cake I am served and usually top it with a generous dose of whip cream. My wife used to have a small garden, in it was a cherry bush, one time I plucked her cherry and put it on top of the whipped cream and gooey cake before plunging into it head first, it was delicious.

I must admit I am disgusted, though not surprised, to hear this account of Swedish male behavior. There is nothing more perverse than a man in the kitchen preparing pie. This implies all sorts of other deviant gender bending behavior is probably also taking place. No doubt their mothers dress them up as little girls before they reach puberty and begin to realize something's wrong. That's why it is important to live in America, where there are still a few heterosexuals left. Europe is truly a depraved desolation of harlotry.

[Waffenator]

Re: Hello from the 116th Panzer Division

What does the German Army in WWII have to do with you gamer? By definition NO gamer is ever seen near REAL combat. Actually facing another adult male in real life might mess up your PvP K/D ratio since there are no cheat codes in the real world.

In fact, we have a few dozen active and ex-military in the clan. Former US Veterans from Iraq and Afghanistan. Admittedly though, I have never had any real military experience unless you count the Boy Scouts as a paramilitary organization. However, I was kicked out of the scouts for eating too many brownies.

Face it son, you need to get your ass right with Jesus and then get your flabby arse down to the recruiting station and joining the Godly US Marines for Christ's War against Islam.

Amen Brother, however, the Marines would not have me as I was born with three testicles. I have too much balls for even the USMC.

PS REAL men preach the word on Christ to sinners FACES, not anonymously talk smack about how great the Nazis were on some retard global chat.

I am the one in Sodom and Gomorrah aka Sweden. I have to talk to them in their language of babble on a daily basis. I don't fit in because I am not asexual, think neutrality is for wussies, and refuse to stand up and bow my head when their national anthem, Barbie Girl, is played at Hockey Matches. So, I ask you, who is on God's front line with the devil himself right over the line of scrimmage?

I shite you not Brother, Sweden is the biggest threat to True Christian ™'s everywhere and peace will only come to these people if superior firepower is brought to bear.

YIC,

Steve

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hello from the 116th Panzer Division

In fact, we have a few dozen who lie about being active and ex-military in the clan. Former US Veterans from Iraq and Afghanistan. Admittedly though, I have never had any real military experience unless you count the Boy Scouts as a paramilitary organization. However, I was kicked out of the scouts for eating too many brownies.

I corrected your post in red.

NO gamer has ever done anything in the real world. End of discussion.

Jesus vomits when He thinks about gamers and wishes you guys would at lest be homosexuals.

Amen Brother, however, the Marines would not have me as I was born with three testicles. I have too much balls for even the USMC.

You're Swede. Go burn down a defenseless Sami village in the fine tradition of your people. No wonder you play as a member of a SS Einsatzgruppen. It's in your blood to shoot a defenseless grandmother in the back.

I am the one in Sodom and Gomorrah aka Sweden. I have to talk to them in their language of babble on a daily basis. I don't fit in because I am not asexual, think neutrality is for wussies, and refuse to stand up and bow my head when their national anthem, Barbie Girl, is played at Hockey Matches. So, I ask you, who is on God's front line with the devil himself right over the line of scrimmage?

I shite you not Brother, Sweden is the biggest threat to True Christian ™'s everywhere and peace will only come to these people if superior firepower is brought to bear.

YIC,

Steve

Nice try to lampshade evil fjord trotter. Landover is well aware of Errikson Defense and Saab. The Swedish Military-Industrial Complex's conspiracy spread war and death around the world using the United Nations is well documented