[refridgerator]

Re: Please delete my membership

You always can be banned. Your nickname will appear with a dash in front of it.

To get his you should flame no sense to this church or God.

[EmoTrash]

Re: Please delete my membership

We have a strict policy of not deleting anyone's membership per request. Instead, you are asked to click the Red X button in the top right hand corner of your browser window. That will close your browser. And make sure never, ever to come back to www.landoverbaptist.net again.

Is that really so hard to do, people?

That is the smartest thing i have ever heard a "True Christian tm" Say.

[Roland]

Re: Please delete my membership

That is the smartest thing i have ever heard a "True Christian tm" Say.

Depending on your system, /rm -rf might also work.

[Basilissa]

Re: Please delete my membership

Depending on your system, /rm -rf might also work.

And there's always format c:\ if everything else fails.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Please delete my membership

And there's always format c:\ if everything else fails.

Defenestration* is much faster.


*computer or self

[EmoTrash]

Re: Please delete my membership

Depending on your system, /rm -rf might also work.

actually it is rm -rf / however it is awesome that you know that. (Linux is boss) However on windows format C: also works.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Please delete my membership

actually it is rm -rf / however it is awesome that you know that. (Linux is boss) However on windows format C: also works.

Please be a good kid and don't format your disk until we finnish to download all the content in it, as you have agreed when you registered in this site

[Basilissa]

Re: Please delete my membership

actually it is rm -rf / however it is awesome that you know that. (Linux is boss) However on windows format C: also works.

Ubuntu is the boss. Although it does annoy me that I have to do xgamma -gamma 0.8 in the terminal each time I want to look at some photos (which is practically every time I turn on the computer). Do you know if there is a way around this, to keep that gamma setting for good?

[Nobar King]

Re: Please delete my membership

If we were deleting memberships right and left we would be instantly accused of censorship. Them, no one would want to join the board.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Please delete my membership

...Do you know if there is a way around this, to keep that gamma setting for good?

Put it in your autoexec.bat.


Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go feed my stegosaurus.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Please delete my membership

Witchcraft and lies!

You mean put it in .bashrc of course.

[Roland]

Re: Please delete my membership

actually it is rm -rf / [...].

Please don´t tell that. There are noobs falling for that scheme much too often. I assume you don´t want people to wreck their system.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Please delete my membership

Deleting membership is like masturbation (which everyone knows is like spitting the the eyes of Jesus).
You should never start anything and not put it to good use. Diddling the keys on your computer and then deleting what you did is pointless. Life is not pointless, we are here to make Soldiers for Christ to win the war for True Christianity(tm).

[Maria-Rosa]

Re: Please delete my membership

Why did you join in the first place? Just to get deleted? That's like walking in a store, only to be banned from the entire chain! You have entered into God's forum, now why would you want to be kicked back out and thrown into the fires of Hell?!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Please delete my membership

I can't be bothered reading all those posts. If there were anything important in them, Jesus would have told me in a dream. Perhaps He has... Perhaps this is why I am here...

Anyway... the point is that to cancel membership would not only be destroying a part of God's History and His plan, but it also has some technical difficulties:

The users passwords are of two types - the system changed some months ago.

The older and the newer passwords have to be entered from our servers because our system runs on "JesOS 10 - BC0".

Under the older system there was no access by anyione to the passwords and the account could not be removed.

This has changed. User passwords are now viewable by only (i) The owner of the account and (ii) Pastors. For example this is my password:

************

I can see it quite clearly, not only because I am a Pastor but also because I am the owner of the account. To the rest of the world, it is a series of asterisks.

Try it yourself - type your password and you will be able to see it. Post it and you will still be able to see it - but nobody else (except a Pastor) can see it.

This enables you to securely give me your password and from there, I will see what I can do.