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  • refridgerator
    Unsaved trash, brain on ice
    • Apr 2017
    • 105

    #16
    Re: Please delete my membership

    You always can be banned. Your nickname will appear with a dash in front of it.

    To get his you should flame no sense to this church or God.


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    • EmoTrash
      Unsaved trash
      • Sep 2017
      • 54

      #17
      Re: Please delete my membership

      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
      We have a strict policy of not deleting anyone's membership per request. Instead, you are asked to click the Red X button in the top right hand corner of your browser window. That will close your browser. And make sure never, ever to come back to www.landoverbaptist.net again.

      Is that really so hard to do, people?
      That is the smartest thing i have ever heard a "True Christian tm" Say.

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      • Roland
        Obese Swedish Meatball
        Delusional Forum Member
        • May 2014
        • 2193

        #18
        Re: Please delete my membership

        Originally posted by EmoTrash View Post
        That is the smartest thing i have ever heard a "True Christian tm" Say.
        Depending on your system, /rm -rf might also work.
        Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

        Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12992

          #19
          Re: Please delete my membership

          Originally posted by Roland View Post
          Depending on your system, /rm -rf might also work.
          And there's always format c:\ if everything else fails.
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14079

            #20
            Re: Please delete my membership

            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
            And there's always format c:\ if everything else fails.
            Defenestration* is much faster.


            *computer or self

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            • EmoTrash
              Unsaved trash
              • Sep 2017
              • 54

              #21
              Re: Please delete my membership

              Originally posted by Roland View Post
              Depending on your system, /rm -rf might also work.
              actually it is rm -rf / however it is awesome that you know that. (Linux is boss) However on windows format C: also works.

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              • Brother Gonzalez
                Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
                True Christian™
                 
                • Sep 2016
                • 2087

                #22
                Re: Please delete my membership

                Originally posted by EmoTrash View Post
                actually it is rm -rf / however it is awesome that you know that. (Linux is boss) However on windows format C: also works.
                Please be a good kid and don't format your disk until we finnish to download all the content in it, as you have agreed when you registered in this site
                1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12992

                  #23
                  Re: Please delete my membership

                  Originally posted by EmoTrash View Post
                  actually it is rm -rf / however it is awesome that you know that. (Linux is boss) However on windows format C: also works.
                  Ubuntu is the boss. Although it does annoy me that I have to do xgamma -gamma 0.8 in the terminal each time I want to look at some photos (which is practically every time I turn on the computer). Do you know if there is a way around this, to keep that gamma setting for good?
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #24
                    Re: Please delete my membership

                    If we were deleting memberships right and left we would be instantly accused of censorship. Them, no one would want to join the board.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079

                      #25
                      Re: Please delete my membership

                      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                      ...Do you know if there is a way around this, to keep that gamma setting for good?
                      Put it in your autoexec.bat.


                      Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go feed my stegosaurus.

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                      • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                        An old soul
                        True Christian™
                        • Aug 2013
                        • 5047

                        #26
                        Re: Please delete my membership

                        Witchcraft and lies!

                        You mean put it in .bashrc of course.
                        If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                        • Roland
                          Obese Swedish Meatball
                          Delusional Forum Member
                          • May 2014
                          • 2193

                          #27
                          Re: Please delete my membership

                          Originally posted by EmoTrash View Post
                          actually it is rm -rf / [...].
                          Please don´t tell that. There are noobs falling for that scheme much too often. I assume you don´t want people to wreck their system.
                          Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                          Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453

                            #28
                            Re: Please delete my membership

                            Deleting membership is like masturbation (which everyone knows is like spitting the the eyes of Jesus).
                            You should never start anything and not put it to good use. Diddling the keys on your computer and then deleting what you did is pointless. Life is not pointless, we are here to make Soldiers for Christ to win the war for True Christianity(tm).

                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Maria-Rosa
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Sep 2017
                              • 43

                              #29
                              Re: Please delete my membership

                              Why did you join in the first place? Just to get deleted? That's like walking in a store, only to be banned from the entire chain! You have entered into God's forum, now why would you want to be kicked back out and thrown into the fires of Hell?!
                              God Bless you and have a wonderful day!

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                              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                Christ's Rottweiler
                                 
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 22895

                                #30
                                Re: Please delete my membership

                                I can't be bothered reading all those posts. If there were anything important in them, Jesus would have told me in a dream. Perhaps He has... Perhaps this is why I am here...

                                Anyway... the point is that to cancel membership would not only be destroying a part of God's History and His plan, but it also has some technical difficulties:

                                The users passwords are of two types - the system changed some months ago.

                                The older and the newer passwords have to be entered from our servers because our system runs on "JesOS 10 - BC0".

                                Under the older system there was no access by anyione to the passwords and the account could not be removed.

                                This has changed. User passwords are now viewable by only (i) The owner of the account and (ii) Pastors. For example this is my password:

                                ************

                                I can see it quite clearly, not only because I am a Pastor but also because I am the owner of the account. To the rest of the world, it is a series of asterisks.

                                Try it yourself - type your password and you will be able to see it. Post it and you will still be able to see it - but nobody else (except a Pastor) can see it.

                                This enables you to securely give me your password and from there, I will see what I can do.
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                                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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